tmi original

  • Writers: "I don't know why people like the villain, they're evil and ruthless, you're not supposed to like them."
  • *meanwhile during casting*
  • Writers: "Alright everyone, you know how this works, I need you to find me the hottest mofo you got. Think 'so crazy that I wanna kill you but I also gonna wanna bone.'"

it’s 3 am and i should be sleeping yet here i am making klangsty videos lmao ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

from the first 2 chapters of HGAPFY.

lyrics:

They couldn’t think of something to say the day you burst
With all their lions

and all their might

and all their thirst
They crowd your bedroom like some thoughts wearing thin
Against the walls

against your rules 

against your skin
My beard grew down to the floor and out through the doors

Of your eyes, begonia skies like a sleepyhead, 

sleepyhead

(song)

  • Me: Wow, I can't believe the Shadowhunter Chronicles fandom has so much content! The original 6 TMI books, The Infernal Devices Trilogy, The Dark Artifices, The Bane Chronicles, Tales from the Shadowhunter Academy, and soon we will have The Last Hours series and the adult Malec series. And maybe The Wicked Powers someday? So much content. Wow x2.
  • Friend: And the TV show. You forgot the show.
  • Me: uh... right. Yeah... *sweats*
  • Clary: You're in love with Jace.
  • Alec: No, you know what? You're in love with Jace.
  • Clary: No, you're in love with Jace.
  • Alec: No, you are.
  • Clary: No, you are.
  • Simon: WE'RE ALL IN LOVE WITH JACE, OKAY?
  • Clary: What?
  • Simon: What?

If a witchlight lights up for Magnus, does that mean he could use a seraph blade too?

I just like to imagine him maybe during Circle era and he’s fighting a member of the Circle and they say something about him having dirty blood and being inferior to Shadowhunters and he’s just like ‘oh yeah? Could someone with filthy blood do this?’ and he grabs the guy’s seraph blade and it lights up for him and he scares the living shit out of the Circle member

Alec's sleeping habits (Malec Headcanons)

Alec’s sleeping habits
• The very first time Magnus and Alec sleep in a bed together, Alec stays up almost the whole night
• Because he snores. And he is so embarrassed that he stays awake trying to hide this little fact from Magnus
• Because the High Warlock of Brooklyn doesn’t keep around people who snore
• But little does he know that Magnus is awake on the other side of the bed, trying not to fall asleep because he cuddles.
• And what if Alec was scared away by his sleeping habits? If Magnus just latched onto him in middle of the night…
•But then Magnus turns around to find Alec staring at him
• Alec immediately turns bright red and starts stuttering “um…I couldn’t get to sleep…I uh…had to get some water…?”
•Magnus just raises a eyebrow, while a little smile creeps into his face
•Alec gives up, and mutters “I snore…I hate it and please… I like you…please don’t dump me…”
•And he promptly buries his face in a pillow
• Magnus smiles and starts running his fingers through Alec’s hair
• “I think snoring is very cute. And I cuddle in my sleep. So if I latch onto you, please don’t be alarmed…”
•And Alec looks up, seeing the warlock faintly embarrassed
• And this time when they fall back asleep, with Magnus’s head resting on Alec’s chest, they both fall asleep straight away