tmi original

  • Writers: "I don't know why people like the villain, they're evil and ruthless, you're not supposed to like them."
  • *meanwhile during casting*
  • Writers: "Alright everyone, you know how this works, I need you to find me the hottest mofo you got. Think 'so crazy that I wanna kill you but I also gonna wanna bone.'"
  • Alec: So, what's it like dating Clary?
  • Jace: Once, I asked her for a glass of water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "Wait."
  • Jace : All I want is a hug, just a hug from anyone.
  • Simon : *open arms*
  • Jace : Not from you.
  • Izzy : *open arms*
  • Jace : Maybe later?
  • Magnus : *rolls eyes* *open arms*
  • Jace : I'll take a rain check.
  • Clary : *open arms*
  • Jace : Um..no?
  • Alec : *open arms*
  • Jace : FINALLY
malec wedding
  • alec: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!?
  • jace: releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
  • alec: YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES

it’s 3 am and i should be sleeping yet here i am making klangsty videos lmao ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

from the first 2 chapters of HGAPFY.

lyrics:

They couldn’t think of something to say the day you burst
With all their lions

and all their might

and all their thirst
They crowd your bedroom like some thoughts wearing thin
Against the walls

against your rules 

against your skin
My beard grew down to the floor and out through the doors

Of your eyes, begonia skies like a sleepyhead, 

sleepyhead

(song)

  • Me: Wow, I can't believe the Shadowhunter Chronicles fandom has so much content! The original 6 TMI books, The Infernal Devices Trilogy, The Dark Artifices, The Bane Chronicles, Tales from the Shadowhunter Academy, and soon we will have The Last Hours series and the adult Malec series. And maybe The Wicked Powers someday? So much content. Wow x2.
  • Friend: And the TV show. You forgot the show.
  • Me: uh... right. Yeah... *sweats*
My (Im)mortal Instruments

Hi my name is Jonathan Christopher Wayland Morgenstern Lightwood Herondale and I have golden hair and golden eyes that are like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like the Angel Raziel (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Jonathan Shadowhunter but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie! I have tanned skin. I’m also a shadowhunter, and live in in a place called the institute. I’m a shadowhunter (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example, today I was wearing a black leather jacket with a black shirt black pants and black combat boots. I was walking outside the institute. It was snowing and raining, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of downworlders stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.