tmi is not twilight

If Tumblr Was a Country

Everyone would be reading and sobbing and fangirling and walking at the same time, which would cause many accidents, but we would just find it totally awesome and sob and fangirl together (like “watch it !” “Could you just shut up ? my favourite character just died” “oh, honey ! What happened ?” *4 hours of crying and complaining and fangirling Iater* “uhm btw, what’s your name ?”).

Everyone would be so supportive and friendly, there would be no crime… until you insult their ships. You better run fast if you do so.

There would be libraries for everyone opened 24/7 and free Netflix memberships.

There would be Civil Wars of Fandoms and OTPs where people violently try to force their opinion on others instead of just enjoying this peaceful place but we’d still enjoy it because pain demands to be felt and you’ll definitely feel it when you insult my fandom/otp

Everyone is welcome, no matter how they look like, where they come from or whom they love.

Each part of the country is dedicated to a special Fandom (like Courts in ACOTAR), but every now and then we all have fandom gatherings where we just enjoy our lives together (and yes, it is a social event you’re allowed to read at in public.)

We’d send our parents postcards because all their worries got true : we got too involved with strangers on the internet… but it’s not particularly a bad thing.

Nobody would tell us to grow up or live in reality since we know how much comfort you can get out of books.

It’s a country where all of us will find a home, no mater how out of place we felt in the normal world every now and then.

I don’t know about you, but I would definitely move there.

Do you ever just wonder if anyone you know irl follows you on tumblr and you don’t know who they are and they don’t know who you are and maybe they’re one of your online friends but you actually know them or is it just me?

The Signs as Books
  • Aries: Divergent
  • Taurus: Animal Farm
  • Gemini: The Outsiders
  • Cancer: The Fault in Our Stars
  • Leo: The Maze Runner
  • Virgo: Harry Potter
  • Libra: Twilight
  • Scorpio: The Hunger Games
  • Sagittarius: To Kill A Mockingbird
  • Capricorn: The Mortal Instruments
  • Aquarius: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe
  • Pisces: The Giver
the 12 signs as book trilogies or sagas:

Aries: Vampire Academy

Taurus: The Lord of the rings

Gemini: Matched

Cancer: The mortal instruments

Leo: Hush Hush

Virgo: Fifty Shades of Grey

Libra: Divergent

Scorpio: Harry Potter

Sagittarius: Pretty Little Liars

Capricorn: The Infernal Devices

Aquarius: The Vampire Diaries

Pisces: Twilight Saga

Getting mad when a movie/tv character adaptation looks slightly physically different than in the books
  • The Mortal Instruments: Clary's hair isn't the red you imagined. Would you hate book Clary if she dyed her hair a different red? No.
  • Percy Jackson: Annabeth's hair is brown. Would you hate book Annabeth if she dyed her hair brown? No.
  • Twilight: Emmett's hair isn't curly. Would you hate book Emmett if he cut his hair short enough that it was straight? No.
  • Harry Potter: Harry doesn't have green eyes. Would you hate book Harry if he always wore contacts so that he didn't have green eyes? YES I FUCKING WOULD! THOSE ARE YOUR MOTHER'S EYES HARRY YOU BETTER KEEP THEM GREEN IN HONOR OF LILY DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!

anonymous asked:

tmi Tuesday, who looks better after just waking up?

Twilight: Comparing bedheads? That’s-

Sunset: We both look like shit in the morning. Sorry Twi, you have nasty morning breath.

Twilight: I mean, at least I don’t have to look at you until I put my glasses on.