tme of the month

Period Comfort // Lafayette x Fem! S/O headcanons

Prompt: ayyyyYyY can you give me some laffy taffy headcanons please?? That dreaded time is approaching me and laff makes me feel better bless his heart he’s so precious

- He buys you chocolate and flowers
- He can remember your cycle, so he knows what tme of the month it is
- If your period is irregular then he can pick up on mood changes and signs that you may not be able to see yourself
- He demands that you rest and watch your favourite movies while he takes care of you
- Massages for anywhere that hurts! He’s really good with his hands 👀
- Lots of cuddles under a blanket ft. Lafayette falling asleep
- He isn’t going to deny that a girls boobs swell on her period and, well… even though he’s quite the gentleman, he can’t help but let his eyes wander from time to time.
- He doesn’t tell you about his sexual frustration while you’re on a period, sex isn’t all that important to him anyway. He can go a while without it!
- Carries you like a princess everywhere
- Cooks yummy meals

Whenever my otp faintly glances at each other in a way that cOuld, poSsibly, faiNtly, mabEy (with an imagination the size of the ocean) be classed as ever so slightly a little sedUctiVe...
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This is Night Vale !

Inspired by this famous song ~

IT’S SO WEIRD HEARING A FOB SONG FOR THE FIRST TIME LIKE I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW “IT’S HARD TO SAY “I DO” WHEN I DON’T” EXISTED BUT HERE I AM LISTENING TO IT FOR THE FIRST TIME AND DYING BECAUSE THE IDEA OF LISTENING TO A FOB SONG FOR THE FIRST TIME IS SO FOREIGN TO ME I AM UNSURE WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF I’VE LITERALLY BEEN LIVING INSDIE THEIR ASSES FOR LIKE TEN YEARS

mE As A fUrRY SuRGeOn

Me: *glomps u with the ultrasound!!!!* XD

Me: *finds a malignant tumor* OwO ooooh what’s this…? :3

Me: *pouts* sorry u have 5 months to live T^T

Me:

Me:

Me: wanna yiff?

Trespasser Thoughts (In Depth)

Before spoilers, though, some general stuff. As you can probably tell by now, I’ve already stopped bothering with tagging trespasser spoilers, etc. I’ll be honest as to why: I hate tagging things. It’s purely my personal laziness, but also, I don’t mind spoilers. I love them. I also have lower blood pressure because seeing a spoiler doesn’t ruin a damn thing for me. It makes me eager. So, yeah, here be spoilers.

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