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└ Arashi’s 52nd single: つなぐ aka. Jun’s groping connecting with his members.

Hearts Don’t Break Around Here

Prompt: you’re trying to toilet train your 20 pound cat and you sent me this photo and now I can’t stop crying out of laughter in public.

A/N: Happy birthday to my favourite human @fetchalgernon - I love you. Thank you for making it impossible for me to write modern!jily and not include algernon. So here you go, 100% of fluff and shenanigans, with next to 0 plot. I hope you enjoy <3

Thank you @yourbcky for the stellar beta job x

Read on FFN or AO3.


It’s three in the afternoon on a Saturday when Lily drops a bag of frozen peas all over the floor of her local supermarket.

It really isn’t her fault, to be perfectly honest. Yes, she’s making a fool of herself, crying with laughter as she struggles to gather the peas that have spilled all over the floor. and the others down the aisle - from the old woman looking at the yorkshire puddings, all the way to the middle aged man studying a ratty shopping list - probably think she’s mental now, but it really isn’t her fault.

Picture this: you’re running errands, casually making your way through every different sodding aisle of the nearest Tesco Express because Sirius and co. are coming over for dinner, and the only things you have in your fridge are mustard and cheese crackers – and even though you know full well they wouldn’t mind, you actually feel like trying for a change.

Your phone buzzes with a message notification, and when you slide your finger over the screen, you’re met with a picture of Algernon, your boyfriend’s insane and alarmingly orange cat, sitting next to an empty litter box. Yes, empty, because all of the litter is strewn across the midnight blue carpet, and you can practically feel James’ despair simply by looking at his face.

If this was the case, you’d probably be cracking up like an idiot as well.

[15:02] james: toilet training algernon is not… going as expected

[15:03] lily: I dropped my peas.

[15:03] james: ???

[15:04] james: tht was a typo right

[15:05] lily: I was getting food for tonight and the picture you sent me made me drop my bag of peas.

[15:06] lily: They rolled everywhere, James. I hope you’re peased with yourself.

[15:06] james: :(

[15:06] james: btw i cant believe YOU made a pun

[15:06] lily: I know, you’re a terrible influence

[15:06] lily: Also, you’re cleaning that up.

[15:07]: james: just like u cleaned up the peas right

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A Comprehensive Study of David Tennant’s Butt

requested by tickle-me-dalek

Bonus gif at the request tennantmeister

{Dark/Jack AU} - T h e M o n s t e r ‘ s D a r l i n g

They meet when Jack’s sixteen–at a nightclub that he shouldn’t be in. He’s an orphan about to age out, and Dark’s the nation’s most dangerous man. He kills, steals, and sells, and when he stumbles upon the young boy, he thinks nothing of him except for being a quick and dirty fuck.

Except he can’t get him out of his mind. Jack McLoughlin becomes an addiction, the only person in the world he’s ever sought after fervently–the only person he’s ever kept up with again and again, throughout the years, finding every available bit of information, learning every in and out of his life. He chooses Jack above anyone else, makes him his, and Jack steps into the role of The Monster’s Darling like he was born for it. They fuck exclusively, it’s all they ever seem to do, until the younger brings feelings into it. Jack happening to fall in love was unavoidable but undesirable.

Dark doesn’t love him. But his feelings begin to twist when Jack leaves him for another man. He’s desperate to have him back, but his affection for the young man cost him–Jack is kidnapped by an opposing organization, who seek to see Dark ruined, even if that means killing his darling in the process.

He kills them all. Jack returns to him scarred but alive, older than he’s ever been. But when he comes, he stays, and doesn’t want to leave. 

It’s not quite love, but Dark knows there’s always been something between them, undeniable and strong, full of soft kisses and luminescent smiles, and he’s just fine with keeping it that way.

“You know what this means, don’t you?” Dark had said, snickering at the kid’s confused look. “This isn’t your normal hookup. When I choose someone, they’re mine.”

“I’m here, aren’t I?” Jack had fired back, and once the words were out, the entire rest of his future had been sealed.

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teen wolf plot bunny: Matylda ‘Tilly’ Stilinski

“Stiles I swear If you make one more ‘Matilda’ joke-”
“Hey at least people can pronounce your name!” 

Matylda Stilinski has grown up doing her best to pretend she isn’t associated with her weird twin brother, rising to the top of the social food chain without him. But that all changes when strange things start happening in Beacon Hills and it all seems to lead straight to Stiles and his equally irritating best friend. 

But while it’s easy to hide her secret relationship with Jackson, there seems to be a new pile of secrets building up between the Stilinski twins and it’s only so long until they both get in way over their heads.

TMD Sheet

Some stuff about TMD you may (or may not) have known.

More to be added, probably.

  • Dark is canonically 7-8 years older than Jack (putting him in his mid-30s as of the most recent part). Dark was just shy of 24 when Jack was 16.
  • Jules began working for Dark after Dark was contracted to kill him—Jules offered him a counter proposal and agreed to use his image and wealth as a means of covering Dark’s tracks—he agreed.
  • When asked why, Jules explains it as, “Organized crime was the only thing I hadn’t tried.”
  • In a loose sense, Dark and Jack are two sides of the same coin—always with one another, from start to finish.
  • Dark didn’t select Jack out of the crowd because he looked like Anti—there had always been something about him that drew him in.
  • In part 11, “and this is more than i can speak on” Jack mentions a girl teaching him how to dance right before he went out to meet Dark the first time. The girl was implied to be Signe.
  • Since discovering Jack, Cry had planned out the encounter from the beginning, hoping for the exact result which occurred.
  • Mark and Dark have no relation (it’s just ironic, somehow)
  • Jules really hates Anti as a general human being.
  • A lot of explicit things happened between Jack and Cry, not limited to physical torture. There were some aspects of emotional manipulation, sleep deprivation, and rape/non-con elements. He’s not over it, even if he pretends to be. It’s part of the reason he’s so adamant about killing him—as though to somehow rid himself of the memories.
  • In the first part, Dark notes that Jack doesn’t like being tied up during sex. It makes him feel helpless and it scares him. However, Jack is not opposed to being pinned down by hands, which causes the opposite effect—it grounds him.
  • Anti is aromantic. He’s fine with casual sex, but romantic love is something out of his ballpark. He does care about Dark in his own way, but it’s certainly not love, and it was never reciprocated.
  • Jules is asexual. The thought of sex completely disgusts him.
  • Jack’s always considered himself to be bisexual even though most of his relationships have been male.
  • Jack describes Dark as, “he’s it for me.”
  • Dark does love Jack.
  • Part 15, “i don’t wanna hear about the bad blood anymore” is the only part not told through Dark’s POV.
  • 10 of the 16 parts have titles from Bastille lyrics.
  • The series title “The Monster’s Darling” is both the idea of Jack being the gem of the “Monster” Dark, but also it’s a play on a series I read a long time ago entitled “Pendragon’s Darling.”
  • That series really has nothing to do with TMD. I just drew the inspiration for the title.
  • “Haunting” by Halsey is my big TMD song. There’s a playlist that I’ll eventually draw up with the rest of the songs that are my general TMD playlist.
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Acid Rain

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i commit the crime of wasting time by @voidskelly (GalaxyGhosty)

“Can you both stop acting like children for ten fucking seconds?” Dark puts a hand to his head. “Jesus.”

“You talk a lot of smack for someone who fucked a kid,” Jules hums, rummaging through his desk drawer.

[cracks knuckles] MMMM BOI LEMME TELL YA I LOVE THIS TRIO OK. Their dynamic is just my favorite thing. A m a z i n g job as usual GG!! And so this was one of my favorite scenes?? so?? I?? Made?? A?? Little?? Comic?? This took me fuckin weeks to do because i took so long trying to get their facial expressions just right ya know? and it was really good practice for scowls and generally pissed-off expressions so yay!!

I just,, I fuckin love TMD and this part was so beautiful and everything is being tied together so well honestly its just a masterpiece,,,, fuck man.

also there’ll be a second part to this to finish out that scene, i was just too excited to post this page!!

sorry the panels are all so wonky i cant draw straight lines very well wtf is a ruler

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└ Yes, I BELIEVE you five have short-circuited my brain.

Cr: The Music Day 01.07.2017 (つなぐ+Believe SP Medley)