tlos3 new york

I JUST MET CHRIS.

So I got a shitty audio but basically I couldn’t speak at first and he said hi and then I said hi. Then I told him “so I know you’re gonna be on Jimmy Fallon tonight” and then I stopped breathing for a second, and he looked up at me and smiled encouragingly so I went on and said “so ok he does that funny thank you notes thing” and Chris goes “oh yeah yeah” and I’m like holding out the box going “so I made you thank you notes” and he’s saying thank you before I finish because he realized what it was.

And so then he says “I played uh, charades with Halle Berry today, so that’ll be on later” and I take a moment to fucking stare at him and he dOES IT AGAIN AND SMILES AT ME WAITING FOR ME TO CALM DOWN AND FIND WORDS so then i’m like “I’ll watch it!” And he goes back to signing my books and says “thanks for getting so many” since I had like 4.

Then I watch him sign my third book and realize I have more time so I say “I started the book, I love it” and he says “yeah? You like it so far?” And I go “I’m scared” and Alla laughs and he goes “You like it?” Because I said it sO QUIETLY and I say “Yeah, I love it but I’m scared” and he’s laughing a bit and asks “oh no, why’re you scared?” and I say “it’s getting to a really bad part, I’m near the end”, pointing to my bookmark sticking out and he’s like “OH, you’re almost done with it, oh okay.” and I’m like “yeah, looks like it’s getting to a really bad part” and Chris, eVER THE SMUG ASSHOLE GOES “Oh good good”, looking pretty pleased, and I practically whisper thank you and he says bye and that was the best minute of my life

ALSO EARLIER IN THE Q&A HE ANSWERED MY QUESTION AND SAID MY NAME WRONG SO I CORRECTED HIM AND HE WAS LIKE, OH, IT’S SHANIA, THAT’S COOL

(just edited it bc i listened to my audio and realized I missed something he said)