Just fucking kill me, ok? I’m sorry guys, but I just can’t with the fucking hemp milk and the organic farming and y'know if I hear one more person say that they love heirloom tomatoes I’m gonna fucking kill myself, ok? Oh and do you know that we’re composting now? Oh yea. ‘Oh no don’t throw that in the trash! You have to put it in the composting bin where all the beautiful little worms will turn it into this organic mulch and then we’ll all feel good about ourselves, y'know?’ I can’t do it, ok? I can’t fucking do it.
- Why’d you donate sperm? - It seemed a lot more fun than donating blood… No, I loved the idea of helping people… people who were in need, you know, wanted to have kids and couldn’t. - So you did it to help people?