tjdrake

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I’ll take the sentiment for now and collect on the hug next time I see you. I don’t want to make you fly around any more tonight, it’s probably tiring being the World’s Greatest Pizza Delivery Boy.

it’s not that tiring but alright, you’ll get your hug another time. you should come to the farm one day, Ma likes feeding you things because you’re so skinny and i guess it’s like she’s doing a civil service by making you eat something.

soopersteph replied to your post: what happened then if youre this strung out about it its gotta be something good

wow that is really… wow. i’m a little impressed? how did that even happen?

…you are “impressed”? Are you sure that it is not joy at my imminent death? I wasn’t supposed to be driving the Batmobile, but I knew I could, so…fill in the blanks yourself, Brown.

8081n02 replied to your post: what happened then if youre this strung out about it its gotta be something good

run away simba run away and never return

Very funny, Uncle Hood. I actually have watched that movie, you impertinent moron.

…do you think that it would work? Wouldn’t Father find me more quickly than I could run away?

tjdrake replied to your post: what happened then if youre this strung out about it its gotta be something good

Good thing I’m getting a lot of hand-wringing practice in, because my spot as the best at failing seems to be in jeopardy right now.

Shut. Up. Drake.

tjdrake replied to your post: neopets is an underground arena for cat gladiators controlled virtually by children i dont know why tims telling you to do it he should know by now that not everyone was brought up to be a heartless heathen

I would say I can’t believe that you’re actually taking anything Jason says seriously, but I’m really not surprised that you’re so gullible.

Hood did convincingly describe you in the most accurate light possible, so I didn’t see any reason to question him.

soopersteph answered your question: Who the hell is Justin Bieber?

killing’s not the answer to everything, dami.

Only to certain things. This is one of them.

tjdrake replied to your post: Who the hell is Justin Bieber?

Are you sure he would be a worthy opponent?

It does not matter. We would be doing a service to humanity.

cassbat answered your question: Who the hell is Justin Bieber?

don’t

It’s not a matter of do or don’t, but of when.

tjdrake replied to your post: How NOT to Be a Good Mentor

The scaley speedos are a rite of passage.

Is that why you wear them to bed every night? How long does it take to pass this rite?

acro-bat replied to your post: How NOT to Be a Good Mentor

Awwww Dami, I know you really love the kitties. You can’t hide it.

Don’t call me that!That is a horrendous lie, Grayson.

8081n02 replied to your post: How NOT to Be a Good Mentor

hello kitty ice cream thats just cruel

It looked and tasted radioactive.