I am selfish, and in a lot of ways I am truly intolerable. My marrying her is my way of telling her and the world that I hope to transcend that. That I aspire to be something more and better than I am.
When I first saw you I knew you were gonna be an asshole. Then when you started speaking I thought “nah, he’s more of a douchebag”. But upon reflection, you’re neither an asshole, nor a douchebag, you’re a whole bag of douche ass. Fuck your douchebag hair, fuck your asshole face, fuck your stupid question and fuck you.
TJ Kincaid (I’m doing a bunch of AmazingAtheist quotes but honestly, the man says so much awesome shit it’s hard not to blog a lot of it.)