Me: *former bookworm who hasn’t read more than one or two actual books in over a year*
Friend: Whatcha doin’?
Me: *unable to tear attention from particularly angsty fanfic* Nothing, just reading
Friend: Oh my god, how do you read all the time??! Is there anything you haven’t read?? I just can’t read! How many books did you read in the holidays??
Friend: Ten?? Twenty?!
Me: *after going home*