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How I imagine that TFA S4 Cosmo episode going
  • Cosmo: OOF! OUGH! OW!
  • [[CRASH LANDS onto the set of a Sci-Fi movie. Everyone is at lunch.]]
  • Cosmo: WOOOO, that could have been a better landing...
  • Cosmo: Wait a minute.
  • [[Looks at cameras.]]
  • Cosmo: Oddly miniscule mechanisms?
  • [[Looks at flying saucers.]]
  • Cosmo: Tiny vehicles?
  • [[Pokes a dresser full of makeup which poofs a cloud of the substance.]]
  • Cosmo: Ack! Pbbth! Strange mineral composites?!?
  • Cosmo: ... Why did I come here again?
  • Cosmo: ...Eh! I'm sure it'll come to me. Now let's see...
  • [[Eyes all the vehicle options. Golf cart, mo-ped, bus.]]
  • Cosmo: Too tiny, too tiny... [WHISTLES] too massive!
  • [[Spots the spacecraft set piece]]
  • Cosmo: [GASP] It's... perfect!
  • [[He scans it]]
  • Cosmo: Aha! Now I can check "getting acclimated to one's environment" off my... list?
  • [[Starts rummaging through crash site]]
  • Cosmo: Ergh, I know that datapad landed around here somewhere...!
  • [[Sees director's watchdown screen replaying the day's filming.]]
  • Cosmo: Ahh, there you are!
  • [[Rips screen from console, it glitches and continues playing on a loop.]]
  • Screen: [saying garbled message]
  • Cosmo: Now YOU can tell me what my mission is!
  • Screen: Take over the planet! [KRSSHT] Take over the planet! [KRSSHT] Take--
  • Cosmo: Got it!
  • Cosmo & Screen: TAKE OVER THE PLANET!
  • [[Screen keeps going.]]
  • Cosmo: ... How am I gonna do that?
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  • [[LATER, after the cops are called]]
  • Cosmo: OOOO, flee from me small organic lifeforms, for I have claimed this planet in the NAME OF CYBERTRON!
  • Captain Fanzone: [with megaphone] Alright tough guy, thanks a lot for the show-- BUT YOU'RE BLOCKING TRAFFIC!! So how's about you wrap this up and go home already.
  • Cosmo: Haha! Silly organic! This IS my new home!
  • Captain Fanzone: Riiiight.
  • Captain Fanzone: [with megaphone] Just... go back to your team at the warehouse.
  • Cosmo: [Blinks] Team? But I came here by myself!
  • Captain Fanzone: [with megaphone] What?
  • Cosmo: Yeah! And I come in peace! No, wait, not that, I mean... THE OPPOSITE OF PEACE! This is a hostile take-over!
  • [[Cosmo starts making "pew pew" noises.]]
  • Optimus (from Fanzone's walkie): Captain, my team is all here and accounted for. No one's out taking a joyride...
  • Captain Fanzone: NEVER MIND THAT! Right now I'm by the studios looking at some alien machine guy that's destroying property and declaring war! He says he's not one of you! So hurry up and get your team down here and deal with it! I swear if it's another one of those Megatrons...
  • Optimus (from Fanzone's walkie): We're on our way, Sir!
  • Captain Fanzone: And we'll do what we can until you get here... Aim your weapons everyone!
  • Captain Fanzone: [with megaphone] ALRIGHT, YOU DECEPTICON SCUM! You may THINK you're here to take over our planet, but we HUMANS won't roll over so easily!
  • Cosmo: Hm? But I'm not a--
  • Captain Fanzone: [with megaphone] FIRE!!!
  • Cosmo: WAAAAAAAAUGH!!!
  • [[Cosmo runs and dodges the blasts, ducking behind a building.]]