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Extra bonus round on “How to spot an artist” pro-tips:

Rubens: “Skinny may be in. But fat is where it’s at.”

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Michelangelo: “Nude women are muscularly sculpted men with oddly shaped fruits attached on as breasts.”

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  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: Why was Beast Boy's origin never fully explored in Teen Titans? And for that matter, what is the actual extent/true nature of his powers? Is he just a particularly-skilled shape shifter who favors the forms of various types of earthly wildlife, or is he actually somehow restricted to only taking the forms of animals that he's seen? And if the latter is the case, how is it that he's able to transform into a tyrannosaur? Has he seen one before? How old is he? Is he even mortal? Does he even age? I need to know
I JUST REALIZED A THING

OKAY SO YA’LL REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE SLADE MADE ROBIN DO STUFF OR ELSE HE WAS GONNA DESTROY THE TEEN TITANS.

SLADE TOLD ROBIN THAT HE MIGHT EVEN BE A FATHER TO HIM BUT ROBIN WAS ALL LIKE “NAH SON I ALREADY HAVE A FATHER” AND THEN A BUNCH OF BATS STARTED FLYING AROUND AND CRAP SYMBOLIZING HIS DAD WAS BATMAN (ADOPTED).

BUT WHEN ROBIN WAS FIGHTING THE TITANS HE WAS TRYING TO STEAL SOMETHING.

WHAT I DIDNT NOTICE WAS THE BUILDING HE WAS STEALING FROM.

SLADE MADE ROBIN STEAL FROM HIS OWN DAD.

Happy birthday to Peter Paul Rubens, the artist behind the enormous and captivating “Prometheus Bound.” See works by Rubens in “The Wrath of the Gods: Masterpieces by Rubens, Michelangelo, and Titian,” opening in September.

Prometheus Bound,” Begun c. 1611-12, completed by 1618, Peter Paul Rubens and Frans Snyders