Cave Johnson while drinking a protein shake shortly after being prank called by Breen:I'M GONNA GET SO BUFF, I CAN JUST KNOCK BLACK MESA INTO THE GRAND CANYON, I'LL TEACH YOU TO CALL ME A GLORIFIED SHOWER CURTAIN SALESMAN. APERTURE PUT A MAN ON THE MOON. HE'S BEEN THERE FOR THIRTEEN YEARS BEGGING TO COME HOME, HAS BLACK MESA STRANDED AN INTERN ON THE MOON? I DON'T THINK SO BREEN, I DON'T THINK SO.
Can you tell I was sleepy while making this? Ahaha… ; w;
Anyway, I just reached 100 this morning!! I’m so glad so many people like rping with me and Hal even though he’s such a loser lol, you’re all absolutely wonderful and deserve 500 smooches okay? Okay! Onto the mentions~
Friendly sweethearts + fantastic rpers I love with all my heart!!