…It’s the sound of a tired, disgruntled man who just wants to enjoy his roasted farfetch’d and mashed potatoes in peace. That is the sound of what’s left of his heart shattering. He just wanted one day.
One Arceus-damned day.
BUT NO… HE HAS TO LISTEN TO CHRISTMAS CAROLS ON THANKS-FUCKING-GIVING.
Several years after obtaining Makkachin, Viktor realized that the poodle was a lot to handle.
It took several years to notice, because even after Makkachin had eaten through Viktor’s hair drier cord and ran into the middle of a busy road to chase a squirrel and jumped out of a moving car and chewed up drywall like what kind of dog can even do that –
Yakov had been the one to establish the fact that Makkachin needed extra training (“Come on, Yakov, Makka has only humped your leg, like, three times! No, I’m not chopping his balls off! How would you like it if I chopped yours off?!”).
Viktor didn’t see Makkachin as a bad dog. Quite the opposite, no matter what Yakov might say. Makkachin was the Best Dog™ and later on Viktor would regret getting into a massive fight with his future-fiancé Yuuri Katsuki over whether Makkachin was the most perfect dog or if Vicchan had been.
Viktor would eventually be shunned to the couch for two weeks for being insensitive.
Viktor would learn not to bring Vicchan into arguments anymore.
Yakov had threatened Viktor with throwing Makkachin into the pound (“How cruel!”) or bringing him to an obedience school for dogs.
Viktor had chosen the second option that didn’t involve putting his pooch behind bars. Plus, there was an entire school made for dogs?! Viktor felt like he was the puppy parent he was always meant to be when he thought he could decorate Makkachin’s doggy locker with stickers of poodles and pack him a paper bag lunch of premium kibble and treats and –
Why were they at a park? No, no, this seems wrong, Viktor was promised a dogschool not some weird organic gluten-free nature yoga class.
He talked to the instructor and asked her if this was for sure the right place because he will not have his Makka do… Whatever those other dogs were doing. Being taught how to sit, maybe? Pfft, Makkachin can do better. Makkachin was clearly at a higher intelligence level than those other mutts.
After conversing (arguing) with the instructor, Viktor was forced to join in with the other strangers who had problems controlling their dogs. Viktor didn’t have problems controlling Makkachin. Makkachin was completely fine and dandy.
Makkachin was suddenly gone.
Viktor whipped his head around and began searching for his missing dog in the wide park, something that had been practiced many times before. He was used to this.
What he wasn’t used to, though, was Makkachin a few meters away trying to mount a female pug and okay maybe getting balls cut off isn’t such a bad idea anyways –
Viktor screamed and ran after his dog who is clearly too young to be a parent, does that poodle even know what parenthood is like? It certainly isn’t decorating lockers with stickers and packing kibble for lunch, apparently!
He profusely apologized to the other dog for Makkachin’s reckless behavior and his inability to keep his dick away.
“Maybe obedience class isn’t such a bad idea,” Viktor mumbled under his breath as he brought Makkachin back to the group of other troubled dog-parents. Makkachin whined, clearly unhappy with being left with a case of blue balls. Pretty soon he’d have a case of no balls, unbeknownst to him.
Viktor hooked Makkachin onto his leash and awaited instruction. The other dogs were being taught to not beg for food. Easy enough. Viktor was handed a slice of plasticky-feeling yellow cheese(?), and he pinched the “food” between his index finger and thumb and flopped it around a bit.
As much as Viktor refused to admit it, Makkachin sometimes ate his own shit, so he would probably have no issues with eating this abomination.
“Sit,” Viktor demanded, and Makkachin stood up and sniffed Viktor’s pant leg.
This would later on help Viktor in the coaching department. Just treat your students like dogs begging for food, it’ll all work out fine.
Several attempts later, all of the other dogs had moved onto the next lesson, while Makkachin was still not understanding the first.
The instructor’s assistant (husband?) began explaining how to discipline dogs when they do something wrong.
Viktor had never imagined being married to a hot dog training man before, but he was learning quite a few new things today anyways. Muscular, tall, likes dogs, a stern gaze, and a tight shirt. Perhaps Viktor is the one that needs to keep his dick away.
While he was busy daydreaming about running a puppy daycare with Mister Handsome Disciplining Dog Man next to a skating rink, he hadn’t noticed that his grip loosened on the leash and Makkachin had snuck off, again. Though, he didn’t go far this time.
The poodle was busy trying to mount another one of the dog-students, and Viktor only noticed when Mister Handsome Disciplining Dog Man asked Viktor if it was his dog that was trying to impregnate another.
Viktor panicked for the second time that day and pulled Makkachin off of the other poodle. Well, at least Makkachin was trying to fuck someone his own size this time.
During the next lesson - Viktor wasn’t even sure what was trying to be accomplished here - Makkachin began sniffing the grass in multiple different places instead of paying attention to his assignments he was currently being given.
He prowled up to Mister Handsome Disciplining Dog Man while he was speaking, and it all seemed to happen in slow motion as Makkachin lifted his leg and began pissing all over the hot man’s shoe and pant leg.
Viktor shrieked, because how could Makkachin ruin his chances of hooking up with the probably already married man, and he grabbed his misbehaving dog by the collar after recovering from the initial shock.
The next day, Viktor received an email that explicitly stated everything that Makkachin had done in order to get him banned from that obedience class. ‘Clearly, Makkachin is in need of more help than we can offer’, the email said. “Makkachin is a good dog!” Viktor said back to his computer screen.
Makkachin is the Best Dog™, and it was later proven when Viktor printed off a copy of the rude email and allowed Makkachin to piss on it in the back yard. Viktor stood back proudly and watched as Makkachin got his revenge.
(Although it was probably more satisfying for Viktor than it was Makkachin.)
i constantly see posts from people complaining about the rpc nowadays and i just….yeah it changed over the years but…complaining about the fact that people call poisonous people out?? complaining about the fact that people don’t tolerate others playing “darker” themes like incest?? i don’t see anything wrong with that. if anything, i’m fucking glad all the nasties in the community get their asses called out in the hope of making others feel safer.
then, there’s always people complaining about how some players use contained themes and how we used to use the most simple ones?? if you want to use a simple theme, then go for it. no one’s forcing you to follow trends? no ones shoving the contained themes down your throat. no one’s saying you have to use a contained theme? i use the same, most simple theme for my character accounts and have roleplayed with people who used a contained one. did they tell me to change it and to use a contained one instead? no, they fucking didn’t.
there’s complaints about how everything needs to be tagged nowadays and i’m just….at a loss here…. like….. if one of your followers asks you to tag something that makes them uncomfortable then the least you can do is tag that shit!?!?? it’s not that hard? just put that fucking tag in there… make people feel safe on this hellsite!!!
yeah, this community is a pile of shit and there’s some new bullshit going down every day but if you don’t want to be a part of that then here’s a tip: unfollow the people. make your dashboard your comfortable place but help others feel the same way when they ask you to! surround yourself with people you like! turn down people you don’t like! the community as a whole will never go back to what it was six years ago—thank fuck! but you have the power to make this your safe place regardless.
Here’s an idea, bear with me because it might be too radical, but a relationship between a bi woman and a man is still lgbtq+ representation because it is representative of a bisexual’s relationship, and bisexuals are part of the lgbtq+ community.
Fucking wild I know. I’ll let you take a moment to collect yourselves.
Everybody is talking about the Mike/Eleven relationship this season (and not without good reason) BUT I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THERE AREN’T MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THE GLORIOUSNESS THAT IS THE MIKE AND WILL FRIENDSHIP.
Just a few examples of this goodness:
Mike literally refusing to leave Will’s side pretty much from the moment he got infected by the shadow monster until the final episode.
Mike sleeping in a hospital chair next to Will’s bed at the lab
Will confiding in Mike about all the shadow monster episodes
“I’ll take care of him. Let me take him home.” (on halloween night)
Mike instinctually trusting Will about Dart being the demogorgon no questions asked
“If we’re both going crazy then I guess we’ll go crazy together.”
When Will had forgotten a lot of things because of the virus, but he hadn’t forgotten Mike
Mike trying to phone Will throughout the school day when Will didn’t show up to school
Joyce trying to send Mike home when Will’s infected and Mike is just not having ANY of that bullshit
The only time we see Will’s facial expression change when he’s under the control of the shadow monster is when a single tear rolls down his face after Mike has finished telling the story of the day they met
Oh no Will’s in trouble! *first thing we see is a camera pan to Mike’s worried face*
Oh so when Will wakes up in the disguised shack of course Hopper will be there in case something goes wrong. Joyce and Jonathan obviously, because family. Oh and Mike Wheeler, despite the fact that the rest of their gang of friends remained in the house.
are you telling me that mike and will are like family because i am not emotionally ready to deal with that
When they’re all telling stories to get Will to snap out of it and Will’s own mother and brother have told heart-wrenching emotional stories and nothing’s come of it and the thing that finally gets Will to fight back and start replying in morse code is Mike telling Will about the day they met
Basically my emotions went everywhere when Mike was talking about the day that he became friends with Will
“It was the best thing that I’ve ever done.”
You can go on and on about any of the other relationships between characters. But you cannot deny that the friendship between Mike and Will is literally the purest thing to ever exist on television.
To conclude, why are people not talking more about this beautiful example of everything good about the world that is Will Byers and Mike Wheeler’s friendship
in this nice Halloween night, I bring you THE POWER RANGERS AU!
au in which Keith is the actor for the red power ranger and he meets Lance because lance’s little brother is a huge fan and won a contest to go meet the actors and shit and Lance went to take care of his brother and this wasn’t an au 10 minutes ago just a stupid drawing of Keith as the red power ranger what happened
So earlier today, I found a compilation video called, ‘Cuphead Cringe
Compilation’ and found out that it used a video of mine that I had recently
dubbed over. For one, I did not give this individual permission to use my video, two they
did not credit me or any other content creator whose material they took, and
three they did not change much of anything to the video except for adding loud
music and filters to each video they compiled together.
So, I sent in a copyright strike to the video and it was taken down.
couple hours after the video was taken down, I got a message from the creator
off, thinking that not citing sources is okay to do, is NOT a strong way to
start off your argument. Second, yes it would have changed it, because at least
at that point, I would have left the video alone considering you went through
the effort credit every creator whose content you used in your compilation. So
I responded with this:
My next response was:
His final response to me sending that was this:
The last thing I said to him was this:
Tl;dr Because I went and did something about a person taking
mine and several others content without our consent and monetizing them, he got
upset and tried to justify his actions.