If y’all want to hear about my really shitty experience I just went through that I’m probably blowing out of proportion but I’m still really upset…
So let me preface this whole rant with this picture:
I just want you to keep that image in mind this whole time.
and also let me say that I’m not hating on the above picture, like those girls worked hard and all but lets be fucking real.
okay, so first of all we had this competition in which we had to make a box out of cookies and then fill the box with cookies(this was stolen directly from the Great British Bake Off)
I was on a team of 3, including my sister. THe other team mate flip flopped between three different girls throughout the last week of planning but we finally got stuck with my little cousin who is basically clueless. SHe also fucking broke our display while we were being judged. THREE FUCKING TIMES. and then she fucking cried because I told her to go away.
it was fine. I’m a baker, I know what I’m doing and I can handle this. we were originally given wrong instructions, so my team was WAY more ambitious that everyone else from the very start. We were also the most prepared.
Also note that this all took place in my house, with MY equipment, and cookie dough that I made the night before so I had a shit ton to do in preparation.
My aunt was spearheading this and lets be honest, she is my least favorite aunt anyway because she is mean as hell and basically thrives off of making fun of me. So that’s what happened for the 2.5 hours that this was going on.
Also I get very very very into my work. Especially food because it’s the one thing that I am passionate about and that I am good at, so if you make fun of me for being stressed you can go fuck yourself. THis is my life so stfu.
so all in all I fucking lost. I fucking lost to that picture up above. It’s a shoe box filled with random shit. So they spent two hours doing that. While I worked my goddamn ass off to produce my final product.
THis is partly because my aunt was a judge, but I’m also suspicious that it’s because two of the judges have the hots for a girl on the winning team(although one was very surprised when they won)
and then to top it all off they fucking left my house a huge mess for me to clean up. Like no, please come over and insult me and then leave with your mess all over my kitchen.
And this isn’t the first time something like this has happened when we do cooking competitions, actually this has happened EVERY time we do a cooking competition because I am unfairly held to a higher standard than everyone else, but even with that higher standard my fucking cookies should have kicked everyone elses ass and I am pissed as fuck right now.
I bet you want to see my cookies don’t you? well here you go:
Don’t get me wrong, there are pieces of this that could be so much better, but we had a time limit, and I had a fifth grader to work with. But like are you actually kidding me? Also, I’ll be posting the cookies in a separate post and I’ll tag that whatever.
you really can’t trust Straights with knowing your sexuality cause the moment you mention you’re gay or bi or pan fucking Heterosexual Jimothy is interrogating you about your entire sexual history like he’s digging for wank bank fodder
Just so all of you know, I won’t be posting any spoilers for the new Steven Bomb on this blog until after its television release. I guess it’s pretty sad that it all got leaked early, but… what’s the use of feeling blue?