tiny hobo

The moving castle

Solas had been gone for hours, from the comforting warmth of their fire and from breakfast; six eggs and a sausage.
She didn’t enjoy the food as it was presented, but in the rays of early sun she accepted it, a tiny smirk and a little laughter, humming with content.
Relishing the smell of morning as she sat on the dirt by the fire, digging groves with the tips of her toes, forming poems with the flowers of her thoughts.
Small daydreams of pleasant futures, a childs gurgle and forehead kisses, soup boiled for eight hours and carrots ripped straight from the ground just before being eaten.
It was three hours later, judging the by sound of her voice, that he came through a foliage thicker than truth.
A gentle, small smile played on his lips and he wore his heart on his sleave, coming close enough to whisper.

“You said you liked these,” he nodded, with the night sky in his eyes and purple berries in his hands. “So I found some.”

It was at that moment, where everything changed, and this is how she felt it; a sun only rising once to never settle, the sugar sweet tug of her lips, showing her teeth.

“You were gone for so long!” She mumbled, stuffing berries into her mouth; to taste the sour sweetness, or to free his hands for a touch and a new discovery.

“But I came back,” he whispered, placing a smile on the tip of his tounge.
She laughed and danced around him, reciting stories of their untold future, telling him tales of a new and old home.
She dropped another two berries in her mouth and whispered a poem left untold.
“You are a love of mine,” she sang, before seeking his lips with her own.
She stayed silent under his curious gaze, still swaying her hips to the song of their love, chewing on her bottom lip.


“You came back and I treasure it,” she said, coming closer and settling her hand above his heart, placing a feather in the dip of his bones.  “We have forever to talk about it.”

THINGS FOR THE SIGNS  TO DO INCASE THEIR DREAM JOBS DON'T WORK OUT!
  • Aries: Stripping for them bills.
  • Taurus: Drug dealing.
  • Gemini: Being that free lawyer your appointed if you can't pay for one yourself that sucks at arguing.
  • Cancer: Becoming candy store cashier and stealing candy.
  • Leo: Start doing infomercials.
  • Virgo: Becoming a receptionist and hating life just a tiny bit more.
  • Libra: Hobo by day, hobo by night.
  • Scorpio: Being a book store cashier to avoid interacting with customers and being able to read all the time.
  • Sagittarius: Bartender all night.
  • Capricorn: Full-time scammer.
  • Aquarius: Starting their own handmade soap company with your bestie.
  • Pisces: Pet store owner.

Super ecstatic about my Self Loving Yogis commission that Valerie of @thetinyhobo did! So beautiful!!! Love her art style! 😙❤ Ahhh, so super cute! Also loving the rainbow background, perfect timing for #pride weekend! Check her out if you haven’t yet! She has such cute stuff in her Etsy and does adorable commissions! ❤💛💚💙💜💓

Pastel Fashion Masterpost

Based upon Pastel Bomb - Fashion Blog

Finally did it. Finally made a clothing & tutorial master post, including all of the references I use. Will be updated as more are discovered. 

Table of Contents: 

♥ Pastel Goth & Nu Goth ♥

  1. Major Shops - General
  2. Major Shops - Shoes
  3. Etsy Shops - General
  4. Etsy Shops - Accessories
  5. Storenvy Shops
  6. Big Cartel Shops

♥ Tutorials ♥

  1. Hair
  2. Make Up
  3. Nails
  4. DIY - Clothing, Accessories, Etc.

♥ Discount Codes ♥

♥ Shopping Blogs ♥

♥ The Master List: ♥☽

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What Doctor Should You Fight
  • One: Yes, fight him, fight him now because if you wait he will beat you in the head while you're asleep.
  • Two: Why would you fight this tiny hobo, please do not.
  • Three: Are you crazy
  • Four: do u have the right
  • Five: Do not fight Space Dad, why would you even think of this.
  • Six: YES GO FOR IT YOU'LL LOSE BUT HE WANTS TO FIGHT YOU
  • Seven: The only winning move is not to play.
  • Eight: NO PLEASE DO NOT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS ABOUT SHOES. FUCKING SHOES MAN.
  • War: Yes but you must wait for the right Moment.
  • Shalka: Don't fight him, he won't hurt you but I'm pretty sure his android boyfriend will.
  • Nine: Do not fight him just go buy him a pint.
  • Ten: FIGHT PLEASE FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
  • Eleven: Don't fight this poor baby giraffe.
  • Twelve: Don't fight him hug him it's more fun and you still win.

anonymous asked:

Oh damn, first snartha with her tiny hobo Beren and now you! My heart cannot contain so much cuteness! Is there any chance to have tiny Voronwë go sailing into the west with Idril and Tuor on a paper boat?

This is the cutest thing I have ever read!!!

Fatshion Feb Day 8 - Vag-themed

The gq and I headed off to the Vagina Monologues to support a friend who was directing this year!  I decided to spice up one of my old favorite dresses with my denim vest.

Dress - Kohl’s, Lauren Conrad

Vest - Modcloth

Simple outfit, but I added in my new favorite: PINS.  I am sooooo into pins right now

Cat Life and Chub Love Pins - TheTinyHobo

Fat Babe pin - Cedar and Roe

Cat pins: Modcloth

The outfit was a big hit!