tiny dinosaur

Pidge Headcanons
  • Jewish
  • Trans Girl
  • Autistic
  • ADHD
  • Her parents are actually really good about The Trans Thing but they took a while to believe it because she was so much the stereotypical Young Boy with Autism
  • (good with computers since she was tiny,  probably had a dinosaur phase)
  • Her family’s probably from up north but she constantly uses southern expressions constantly because she’s besties with Keith
  • (”y’all we need to separate and go abut this as individual lions” *something goes wrong in a code she’s writing* “Ain’t that just the way”)
  • Shiro’s Favorite
  • “Alright team, we all need to train really hard to defeat zarkon” “But Shiro I’m tired.” “alright pidge, you go take a nap, i’ll be there to tuck you in in a second.”
  • Number one clothes thief
  • The whole team (especially Hunk and Shiro) know to never spend too much on clothes because inevitably pidge will “borrow” them to sleep in/stay warm and they’ll never see them again
  • (shiro loves it though. he probably buys things just for her)
  • was probably just starting transition when we first saw her, so doing that thing practically all trans girls do where they start out hyper feminine just so people Know but she’s probably not all that femme as she gets older
  • patently refuses to wear anything other than boxers/boxer briefs
  • even under dresses
  • once the team ran into a group of humans who had gone into space, and one mentioned that they didn’t think a /girl/ could be a paladin
  • Pidge, looking him dead in the eyes:”ive got more balls than you”
  • cusses constantly
  • Biggest Lesbian
  • Lance (bless him) once asked her, when they were all really tired and it was like. Sleepover talk time you kno? He asked her “if she had to pick a guy”
  • She said Zarkon
  • (really it’s probably Hunk)
  • Speaking of lance and hunk she probably dropped Several Hints that she was trans and just. Neither got them.
  • Lance:*struggling to open a jar* Pidge:*pops it open with one movement* “How-” “testosterone poisoning”
  • Gets carried by keith constantly even though he’s not that much taller than her
  • Her and keith frequently have Autistic hangouts where they both just. Go nonverbal or communicate in noises or stim freely
  • They’re super comfortable with each other, she never wears breastforms/a bra when its just them and he never binds because they love each other
  • She’s really attentive and knows when he’s self injuriously stimming and knows when to give him a tangle or her hand so he can just. Squeeze instead of digging his nails into his palms/picking
  • Her and keith are. Bad skin buds
  • Saw the jersey devil once
  • It was just a cow
  • Was abducted by an alien once
  • it was keith
  • Speaking of keith, pidge is the only one allowed to touch/get anywhere near him when he’s on his period
  • “Pidge it started” “do you want a heating pad or some midol” “i want to die” “bitch why are you always ordering off the menu”
AU suggestion

Ransom decides not to go premed with his bio major, and is recruited by a mysterious science-y corporation on an island. He discovers that Jack Dinomann is trying to continue his father’s legacy of cloning dinosaurs for the sake of an amusement park, and suggests that maybe it would be smarter to clone the dinosaurs really tiny so they don’t hurt anybody. The island’s financial advisor, Holster, determines that this is a great idea and soon tiny dinos are everywhere as the coolest pet money can buy.