interrupting your tumblr programs to bring you cute animals and plants
i know things dont look good right now and tumblr is not the place to be right now if youre concerned about the elections. remember to take deep breaths and drink some water. i care about all of you, ok?
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#tiny #baby #goat 💕I get get over how adorable she is! She weighs around 5 lbs right now…I never knew goats could be so small!!! 😍 #farm #farmlife #goats #cute #adorable #goatsofinstagram (at Hopkins, Michigan)
More pictures of today’s baby goat, who ended up being named Padstow. He spent a lot of time sniffing and tasting things, climbing stuff and doing wee little jumps. When you picked him up he’d yell NYEEEEEH and seemed to really enjoy nibbling shoelaces and our ribbons.
I mean really there should just be a tiny adorable baby goat in a baby goat coat at every May Morning. Just lol if there are no baby goat mascots at your Beltane celebration brah.
shitty writing (no rlly it’s terrible) and something weird I’ve had in my head since i saw this in my inbox at eleven.
(i just woke up and had a dream about this shit is2g anon)
Levi looked, then stared at what was in front of him. He blinked to make sure his eyes weren’t betraying his vision. The raven turned his head away and looked again.
And then a second time.
And a third.
No, his eyes weren’t betraying him.
In their room, Levi and his husband of one year, Eren’s room, all lights remained off. Candles were spread out across the floor, one or two on the bedside table, and just one on their bed.
Their bed, with Eren on it as well. Sitting down cross-legged on the edge of the mattress. Yes, that was definitely Eren and not some creep.
Eren, who was dressed as a fluffy, delicate, and slightly seductive goat.
Are “seductive goats” even a thing…? What the fuck?
“Eren… what in the name of shit are you doing…?”
Eren, not giving a proper response, gave Levi bedroom eyes and wriggled his eyebrows. He pulled his hand up from it’s place set behind him and signaled for Levi to come towards him.
“No. No. No. I am not moving. No. Eren stop that, stop whatever weird shit this is.”
“What’s wrong, Levi?” Eren asked, the tone of his voice taking on slightly lustful tone.
“…Did you pull these candles out of your ass?” Levi pointed down to one by his foot.
“Bitch I might’ve.”
And that, suddenly changed whatever kind of mood was set to a terribly awkward one.
“…You pulled candles out of your ass?”
The green-eyed shit responded by standing up and reaching his hand behind himself, then going lower and into his white shorts. Still a little bit lower, wait his hand is moving? Wait–
“For fucks sake, Eren! Who asked you to demonstrate?!” Levi turned his head away and blocked the view with his hands just in case.
“Levi, look. A candle.”
“I swear to god–”
Low and behold, a tiny circular…
“That’s not a candle. That is not a fucking candle. Any way you look at it, that. That is. A. Fucking. Vibrator, Eren.”
“Don’t you ‘and’ me, you just pulled a vibrator out of your ass and said it was a candle. Before this shit you pulled off you were trying to seduce me dressed as a goat.”
Eren paused before saying, “We’ve never had sex since our marriage.”
Out of the blue.
“We had sex yesterday, what the hell are you talking about.”
“Oh, right we did. Yeah. Okay. I guess I’ll go make dinner now.”
And with that, Eren casually walked out of the room to make dinner as if nothing ever happened, leaving a dumbfounded Levi to clean up that mess.
(okay but I was also considering this: Levi is a farmer and his favorite animal is that tiny adorable baby goat he decided to name “Eren” because why the fuck not