tiny armour

so apparently femshep’s official height is 5′3″, and garrus’ is 7′. that’s a height difference of a whopping 21 inches. I’m honestly so disappointed that this isn’t addressed in-game because you just know he’d absolutely rip the piss out of her for it 

“hey shep I’m pretty sure alliance regulations say that anyone under 5′7″ has to use a booster seat in the mako…” 

garrus…kiss ur tiny angry girlfriend before she decks you…


As a bona fide crazy cat lady it was only so long until I was compelled to make a cute kitty of some kind. I’ve previously made Luna and Artemis dolls in the Pokemon style, but wanted to do something with a bit more of an animal shape. I had a custom order last year for a cat character that gave me the perfect oppurtunity!

Meet Ser Pounce-a-Lot! The original custom order had tiny little armour as well, but this is just the plain ol’ cat version, since it’s a little less time consuming. I also remade Luna and Artemis using the same style, and am thinking about trying out a Jiji next!

This pattern is super simple, though sometimes creating the small tube-like legs and tail can be a bit of a pain. Find the pattern below the cut!

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Gotta say that one of the Art Things I genuinely loathe is that ‘the heroic physique is X heads tall’ (I’ve forgotten what X is but it’s Too Many) and the thing in general of making big beefy people or people in a lot of armour have Tiny Fucking Heads. People don’t work like that! Did Chris Evans’ head get smaller when he Captain Americarised himself? No! Fuck off!

Lex’s Guide to Identifying Fascist Armoured Boxes

PzKpfw I: Tiny Fascist Armoured Box

PzKpfw II: Small Fascist Armoured Box

PzKpfw III: Slightly Bigger and Kind of Good-Looking Fascist Armoured Box

PzKpfw IV: Medium-Sized and Also Good-Looking Fascist Armoured Box

Panther: Silly Slope Armour Fascist Armoured Box with Long Gun 

Tiger: Silly Extra Boxy Very Heavy Fascist Armoured Box with Big Gun

Tiger II: Silly Not-As-Boxy Even More Heavy Slope-Armour Fascist Armoured Box with Long And Big Gun