tintin and captain

creative curses i like using
  • shut the hell your mouth
  • billions of bilious blistering barnacles
  • what the goose
  • pirates!
  • bloody hell
  • slutbags
  • motherhugger
  • lord farquaad
  • great snakes!
  • crikey
  • well i’ll be a bitch
  • flippity flop you’re a cock
  • well butter my buns and call me betty crocker
  • dusty doughnuts
  • kiss my sass
  • daily doses of dingleberries
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“Sir Francis, he was a figurehead of great courage and bold exploits. No one like him ever existed in my family. Why do you think I drink? Because I know I’ll never be like him.”