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things people forget about aph finland
  • he was willing to take on Russia alone [x]
  • while the other nordics dressed up as happy pirates at halloween, finland turned up in a terrifying costume and mask. He got annoyed when Sweden thought he was cute, wanting to be regarded as scary. [x]
  • He’s santa claus (i doubt anyone forgot this but still) [x]
  • He’s actually really good at clothe and costume making [x]
  • He has an electric guitar in his house [x]
  • He loves the combination of hard alcohol and sweets [x]
  • He’s a horrible cook (but a good baker) [x]
  • He is said to show “great physical strength” during fights and is abnormally strong against the cold [x]
  • Sweden alters his own clothes, sewing them up so that Finland can wear them [x]
  • He is most talkative when he’s with Sweden  [x]
  • He walks around in short sleeves even when visiting canada in the WINTER [x]
  • HE HAS SNEAKY PICTURES OF SWEDEN SLEEPING [x]
  • He has pink stripy wallpaper [x]
  • He is canonically a little chubby! (hooray for squishy bellies!) [x]
  • When Sweden and Finland lived together with their dog, little!america ran into them, and Sweden asked Finland if he wanted kids. When Finland replied “yes”, Sweden promised to “do my best”, and then adopted sealand. [x]
  • Finland’s place is FULL of,.. ehem… adult shops [x]
  • He named their puppy “bloody hanatamago”, literally meaning bloody flower-egg. WTF. [x]
  • Some of his other suggestions for the dogs name were ‘cheese castle’, ‘struggling boy’ and ‘sardine-picnic’ [x]

OKAY SO BASICALLY IN SUMMARY HE IS A CUTE LITTLE MUFFIN BUT IF YOU MESS WITH HIM OR THE PEOPLE HE LOVES, HE WILL DESTROY YOU

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