tina is a goddess

Have You Ever Seen a Heart Shatter

Request: can you write an imagine with newt scamander where the reader compares herself so much to tina??? angst angst angst please!! your writing is astounding btw ❤️❤️

Word Count: 2,156

Pairing: Newt x Reader

Part 2

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“Tina Goldstein, resident goddess.” You mutter as you storm through the front door and down the long staircase rife with splinters and creaky spots. Not to mention the unkind tenants that live on the third and fourth floors. Their shouts follow you down as your boots crash against the steps.

Tina this, Tina that, Tina the infallible. You skip three steps when you jump down onto the landing and yank open the front door. Tina can do no wrong, even when she’s unemployed and obsessive.

The wind slams into your side, trying to knock you off-balance. You shiver but stride forward, no real destination in mind other than to be far away from her.
No one had even looked up when you shoved your chair back from the kitchen table, too busy hanging on every word of some story about capturing some man that used a spell in front of some muggle to care about you. They love Tina’s stories about her adventures.

It’s not like you’re exactly employed. You’d met Newt on a research trip years before. The chemistry between the two of you had been obvious to everyone and it hadn’t taken long for the two of you to pair up for the study. Soon enough, Newt asked you to help him observe some mooncalves under the starry sky and, after some laughing and held hands, a new relationship began. The two of you agreed to work together and alternate research trips. This trip to release Frank was one of Newt’s ideas, meaning that you’re really nothing more than a magizoologist’s assistant.

Still, it’s more fascinating than just running after people and bringing them into MACUSA, right? You meet some of the rarest beasts on your journeys. Tina does nothing but arrest people and memorize the ridiculous laws on magic that Americans put into place. Every auror has stories just as mesmerizing as Tina’s, though the others disagree. Even Newt seems to think they’re interesting enough to warrant ignoring you.

You scowl and wrap your arms around yourself as you continue forward. If Newt wants to spend all of his time with some other girl with perfect hair let him.

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Reading list

I’ve done a little digging and found some books that are either recommended for the beginning witch or just caught my eye whilst I was looking at the rec list!

  • Marian Green - A Witch Alone (Thirteen Moons to Master Natural Magic)
  • Raymond Buckland - Complete Book of Witchcraft 0/5 stars. Do not recommend (You can read my review of this book here )
  • Sophie Cornish - Witchcraft: A Beginners Guide to Witchcraft
  • Margot Adler - Drawing Down the Moon: Witches, Druids and Goddess Worship
  • Tina Sams - Healing Herbs: A Beginners Guide to Identifying, Foraging and Using Medicinal Plants
  • Beth Rae - Hedge witch: Guide to Solitary Witchcraft

If anyone has read these or has any suggestions, please let me know!

tagged by @memorydoyourjob to say 5 things I like about myself and to tag my top 10 blogs to do the same so here we go

1. Skin: my skins always soft??? Idk how but I love it

2. Ability to draw people near: I dont talk to people but they come near my idk why but we always become friends

3. Arms: A R M S

4. Humour: Id say I have an.. interesting sense of humuor but people love it

5. Ability to hide skills: when I try like REALLY TRY I can get so much done

hhhMMM @saikawaii @crazyanime3 @tina-nightray @memekoe @distressedphilosopher @anime-trash-goddess @mika-hyakuya @judalbelike @ashisapieceoftrash @hiiragi-shinya

jaw1926  asked:

I've literally just finished the entire rewatch and I absolutely love all the main group! With the exception of Jenny 😂 Dana has always been my favourite character, then came her terribly upsetting passing 😭 Alice is then my favourite character personality wise. But Tina, Helena, and Shane I love dearly, Kit is such a precious character, Bette I have a love and hate relationship with because I love Tina so much🙈 Carmen I love because Sarah Shahi is my goddess 🙌🏻 I've waffled so much sorry😂

Don’t be sorry! One of the reasons I started this blog was so people could express their feelings about The L Word! I love hearing from you!

the most fantastic of beasts

notes | So I had to write some Newt/Tina after I caught up on NaNoWriMo, it was just clambering for me. I’ll definitely write more, and once the novel writing takes a pause, I’ll be back to snowbarry too. This is set in the future, just a little family ish piece that came to mind as I sat down to write a completely different story for these two (oops?). Lots of fluff.

title | the most fantastic of beasts


She has a lung capacity to rival the most vicious, voracious fire breathing dragon and her favorite hour of attack is half after three, that nebulous hour that is too early to be awake but too late to get properly back to sleep and it should be maddening, should be frustrating, should be agonizing, but all Newt has to do is curl his daughter to his chest and the only thing it is is wondrous.

“You my dear,” he mumbles, sleepy and so filled with a reverent awe that he can scarcely keep himself upright, “are the most fantastic of beasts.”

She doesn’t respond to her father’s affectionate words so much as she continues her fussing in his arms, tiny little fists knocking into his collar as she protests and proclaims her hunger to an otherwise slumbering world. Head bent over her, thumb reaching so soothe her round and reddened cheek, he trudges out of the room with her cradled close, cooing in a way he once reserved only for his most wounded and needing creatures. “Now now little one, we don’t want to wake your mum. She’s had a long enough day as it is.”

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