tina eat the food


Both Newt and Tina are really awkward, right? Even around eachother, for now?

So here’s the thing. As they grow closer, they’ll become WAY more comfortable around the other. They’ll even know eachother better than any other; they’ll always know how to help.

Tina trips and stumbles? Newt is already there and supporting her, before she even falls.

Newt becomes too caught up with his beasts and forgets to eat? Tina figures out how to slip him food without him noticing and objecting.

These two will be eachother’s closest friend and most trusted companion and that makes me want to cry with joy.

Napoleon Dynamite for the Signs
  • Aries: "Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!"
  • Taurus: "I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy?"
  • Gemini: "Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?"
  • Cancer: "Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses."
  • Leo: "LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out."
  • Virgo: "It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."
  • Libra: "I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
  • Scorpio: "Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore."
  • Sagittarius: "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."
  • Capricorn: "They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like, four."
  • Aquarius: "Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally."
  • Pisces: "Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious."

Bob’s Burgers is one of my favorite shows, so I did a 20 second show open of it a while ago for my last project ever at scad :D

my cat tina has this habbit of making me watch her eat food and i have to be scratching her butt and also i have to be paying attention to her and also i have to be giving her good butt scratches, none of that repeat scratch bs because if i dont do all of these, she lifts her head up and glares at me until i resume

she also snorts when she eats cause she eats so fast

beholdmybloginator replied to your post “Do you think they’ll ever stop trying for fan service with so much…”

apparently theres an episode this season where the synopsis is just like “tina starts eating cat food” like please… let the rest of the family have the spotlight we dont need 22 more tina eps especially if we’re devolving into THAT

r u joking,,,,