Summary: Q isn’t going to stand for Bond’s extortion. He might climb for it, though.
Notes: A huge thank you to @isthisrubble for her eagle-eyed beta-ing; among other things, Bond and Q would be positioned much more vaguely in your minds without her.
Bond breaking into his home was one thing.
Q had had Bond’s DNA and retinal ID entered into the scanners after the second visit. After the third, he had started bullying Bond into sitting down at his solder-stained kitchen table to play Scrabble with him, and had watched with increasing entertainment as Bond drunkenly tried to argue for the inclusion of slang and foreign vocabulary on the board.
(For his part, Bond let himself be bullied, shared the top-shelf booze he brought with him, and got handsy as a last resort persuasive tactic.)
Bond breaking into his home and stealing his tea was something else. Apparently, the handsiness had been Bond’s second-to-last resort.
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I should tell you that I’ve hit a little bit of a rough patch.
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She supposed she was grinning like an idiot, but
so was he. No matter how they tried to keep their relationship to themselves
and not be obvious in front of Henry, the boy picked up on the changed
atmosphere immediately. Thankfully, he credited Robin’s prosthesis for their
new friendliness towards each other, and she prayed that explanation would
satisfy him for the time being. It certainly wouldn’t do for him to know that
his mother was sleeping with a man who was not her husband.
Her mother would have labeled her a whore for
Robin was a gentle and generous lover, although
to say that his disability never frustrated him when they were intimate would
be a lie. It seemed to bother him far more than it did her, actually, but it
didn’t stop him from kissing her, from penetrating her, from teasing her with
his fingers and mouth until a thousand stars exploded behind her eyelids and
her body pulsed around him until neither of them could think.
“I’ve never had a lover before,” she whispered
one night, her limbs heavy and sated as his fingers traced the contours of her
spine. “Besides my husband, of course.”
She snuggled into his side, rubbing her cheek
against the soft down of his chest, careful with the shoulder she knew still
hurt him at times.
“And how do you like it?” he questioned, tipping
her chin up in his direction. She tossed him a sly grin before kissing him,
slow, wet and open-mouthed.
“I feel evil and decadent,” she whispered,
reaching down over his torso to stroke him from root to tip. He moaned as she
continued to caress his penis, swearing as she found the spot just below his
tip that made him buck into her hand.
“Come here, you decadently evil woman,” he
chuckled just before pulling her on top of his chest and taking her breast into
his mouth. He sucked her hard and possessively, leaning back to blow cool air
on her nipple, grinning as she shivered in his arms. “And let me love you
properly.” His hand moved between them to stroke and tease her clitoris before
sliding one finger inside of her, causing her to hiss through her teeth.