timothy upham

Saving Private Ryan: Boobs or Ass Men

Anon:  If ya got the time, what would you say are the preferences are between boobs or asses for our lovely SPR guys??

(This is going to be kind of short, just because there’s not much to write about.)

John Miller: Ass

Timothy Upham: Legs (but if he had to choose, ass)

Daniel Jackson: Boobs

Stanley Mellish: Boobs

Richard Reiben: BOOBS (are you kidding?? We’ve all seen that scene)

James Ryan: Ass

Adrian Caparzo: Ass

Irwin Wade: He loves a good waist (But again, if he has to choose, boobs)

Mike Horvath: Boobs man, all the way