timone and pumba!!!!!!!

Vacation Travels Part 2

A continuation of part 1

Ravenclaw: “I can see what’s happening.”

Gryffindor & Slytherin: “What?”

Hufflepuff: “And they don’t have a clue.”

Gryffindor & Slytherin: “Who?”

Hufflepuff & Ravenclaw: “They’ll fall in love, and here’s…”

Gryffindor & Slytherin: *sudden realization*

Slytherin: “WHAT!”

Gryffindor: “You two are out of your minds.”

Ravenclaw to Hufflepuff: “Those blushes say otherwise…”

Klance Lion King II AU

characters

  • Lance is Kiara 
  • Keith is Kovu 
  • Pidge is Timon 
  • Hunk is Pumba 
  • Zarkon is Scar 
  • Haggar is Ziera 
  • ALLURA IS SIMBA 
  • Shiro is Nala 
  • King Alfor is Mufasa 
  • Coran is Zazu
  • Rafiki is Granny Balmera (?)

now for plot

  • Lance being Allura’s son and the prince to the Pride Lands (please imagine African Prince!Lance and African Queen!Allura like hhhhhhhgggnn) and there’s that one point where Nala/Shiro says “they’re just like you when you were young) I mean for real little Allura would be a little spitfire just like a little Lance it would be so great
  • Keith and Lance meet as kids and Keith makes fun of Lance at first bc he can tell he’s a Pride Lander but when they have to work together to get out of some shit they realize “they’re a good team” :3
  • Lance: you were really brave :D
  • Keith: //////// y-yeah you were pretty brave too…
  • Pride Lander Lance is basically Altean!Lance and Outsider Keith is basically Galra!Keith so if you want to think of it that way be my guest
  • WHO WANTS HAGGAR AND ALLURA TO THROW FUCKING DOWN BC ONCE THEY NOTICE THEIR KIDS WITH EACH OTHER ITS THE PRIDE LANDERS VS THE OUTSIDERS AND ITS NOT PRETTY YO
  • Pidge: *looks at frightened Keith* pfff that’s not a king that’s a fuzzy maraca
  • They spend their years apart from each other and Keith gets trained to be a assassin and kill Allura and so when they meet Keith has to save Lance and at first he doesn’t recognize him but then he remembers his *wink* childhood friend *wink wink*
  • Allura doesn’t trust Keith AT ALL bc of the fact that he’s Scar’s/Zarkon’s descendant (Galra blood if you will) and while Allura keeps a very watchful eye out for him Lance can’t help but want to get to know Keith who quickly dismisses Lance for being a horrible hunter so Lance intends to prove himself
  • THE FUCKING “UPENDI” SCENE WITH KEITH AND LANCE GUYS PLEASE I WANT IT AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
  • Keith begins to fall in love with Lance and then realizes that he can’t go through with his plan to kill Allura but once Allura actually begins to trust him Haggar and the rest move in and make Keith look like a fucking liar oh my god
  • Allura banishes Keith all while a heartsick and heartbroken Lance pleas for Alllura to reconsider:
  • Allura: He used you to get to me
  • Lance: What?? No!! He loves me! For me!
  • Allura: Because you are my son.
  • Lance: You DONT KNOW HIM!
  • Allura: I know he’s following in Zarkon’s footprints, and I must follow in my father’s.
  • Lance: YOU WILL NEVER BE KING ALFOR !!!
  • can we take a moment to appreciate how beautiful “Love Will Find A Way” would be with Klance *screams for 6 years*
  • Keith says they should run away together but Lance reminds him that their places are with their people and if they don’t go back they’ll be divided forever
  • Pidge: I can’t believe we lost him again!! I thought you were gonna watch him????
  • Hunk: nO YOU were gonna watch him !!
  • Pidge: NO YOU WERE GONNA WA-
  • speak of the devil bc meanwhile the Outsiders/Galra and the Pride Landers/Alteans are throwing fucking hands and its Haggar vs Allura when KEITH AND LANCE JUMP INTO THE FIGHT AND HALT THAT MOTHERFUCKER
  • Keith: You will never hurt Lance. Or Allura. Not while I’m here.
  • Keith and Lance’s love opens everyone’s eyes except for Haggar who’s stubborn nature ends up getting herself killed….
  • Allura: Keith. I was wrong. You belong here.

DID I MENTION THEY WERE ALL LIONS I MEAN THAT FITS PRETTY DAMN WELL I mean to be honest you could imagine them as humans or as lions (this is the post that I was thinking about when it happened) I really dont care bUT I WANT IT *screams*

The article (there are pictures from the movie!)

In Disney movies, princesses have always met their prince charming.

But, in a change of convention, one character in the new Beauty and the Beast film is set to have the studio’s first ‘exclusively gay scene’.

In the film, starring Emma Watson, manservant LeFou will explore his sexuality after developing feelings for macho leading man Gaston.

In an interview with Attitude magazine, director Bill Condon said: ‘LeFou is somebody who on one day wants to be Gaston and on another day wants to kiss Gaston.

‘He’s confused about what he wants. It’s somebody who’s just realising that he has these feelings. It is a nice, exclusively gay moment in a Disney movie.’

Mr Condon said the character, played by Josh Gad, is part of a ‘watershed moment’ for Disney. He said: ‘The studio is sending out a message that this is normal and natural – and this is a message that will be heard in every country of the world, even countries where it’s still socially unacceptable or even illegal to be gay.’

Miss Watson is also making the leading role of Belle more feminist. Once a dreamy bookworm, Belle has been transformed into an inventor.

In the original 1991 animated film, LeFou sings a pub ditty to cheer up his friend Gaston, a ladies’ man intent on winning Belle’s affection.

The lyrics are: ‘No one’s quick as Gaston, no one’s neck’s as incredibly thick as Gaston’s.’

‘For there’s no man in town half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon.’

In the live-action remake, the beast is played by Dan Stevens and brought to life with state-of-the-art CGI technology.

Fans have mused over the sexuality of some other Disney characters for years, including Ursula, the seawitch in The Little Mermaid, who some think was inspired by a drag queen.

Others have hoped for a romance between The Lion King’s Timon and Pumba.

Les Amis and co. have regular movie nights where they watch musicals and sing along.

  • Sometimes they just all sing every line and sometimes they each take a character and sing their parts respectively.
  • Dancing
  • Group cuddling
  • Laughing and playful teasing

Rocky Horror Picture Show, Rent, Kinky Boots, Grease, Starkid plays, The Sound of Music, The Lion King, Frozen, Mulan, Beauty and the Beast, any Disney movie really, etc.

Some things in no particular order:

  • Enjolras singing I Just Can’t Wait To Be King never fails to amuse everyone. Grantaire sings Zazu’s part and Eponine is Nala.
  • They all sing Seasons of Love together and it is beautiful.
  • Grantaire does an amazing performance of Sweet Transvestite. When he gets to the part about a man with blond hair he winks at and/or drapes himself seductively over Enjolras.
  • Marius and Cosette singing A Whole New World is so sweet it’ll give you a toothache just listening to them.
  • Can You Feel the Love Tonight starring Courfeyrac and Combeferre as Timon and Pumba, and Enjolras and Grantaire as Simba and Nala.
  • Jehan and Montparnasse perform Different as Can Be (Parnasse as Voldemort and Jehan as Quirrell) while standing back to back and holding hands.
  • La Vie Boheme is always a fun one.
  • Grantaire singing The Sword of Damocles
  • Feuilly singing Be Our Guest
  • Eponine as Belle during Belle and Something There
  • The first time quiet little Jehan sang Be Prepared (with Joly, Bossuet, and Musichetta as the hyenas) they shocked everyone.
  • Any couple singing You’re The One That I Want
  • The whole group singing We Go Together
  • Bahorel singing Hot Patootie (Bless My Soul)
  • Marius and Cosette singing Dammit Janet
  • Enjolras as Shang during I’ll Make a Man Out of You + Eponine as Mulan
  • Everyone dancing to The Time Warp
  • Everyone singing My Favorite Things and Do-Re-Mi
  • Bahorel singing Greased Lightening as Danny with Feuilly, Courfeyrac, Combeferre, and Bossuet as the T-Birds.
  • The Triumvirate singing Hakuna Matata (Courf and Ferre as Timon & Pumba and Enj as Simba)

Just:

  • Les Amis and Musicals