timmy why do you have to be different

Day 4: Car Wash

“Why am I here again?”

“Because I asked you.”

“You sure? This seems more like something you’d bribe or blackmail me into coming to.”

“Do you remember me doing anything like that recently?”

“No?”

“Then why are you whining? You get to look at cars for the next two hours.”

“I get to wash cars for the next two hours. There’s a difference.”

“Semantics.”

“Very important semantics, Timmy. I have no problem washing my own car. Washing other people’s cars, that’s where I have an issue.”

“I’ll buy you chili dogs and a six pack of beer when we’re done here.”

“So when do we start?”

Why Trump Doesn’t Scare Me

Donald Trump scares a lot of people. They worry that he is a crazy racist who can’t be trusted with the nuclear codes. They worry that he will needlessly insult foreign leaders. They worry that he isn’t sufficiently knowledgeable to do the job. And so on.

But unlike the frightened masses, I perceive Trump to be safer than the average candidate for president. You might wonder what-the-hell I’m seeing that you are not seeing. That’s worth detailing because it is always fascinating when people look at the same situation and have wildly different interpretations. With that setup, here are my reasons why Donald Trump does not scare me.

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(Mod: I don’t know where he could have gotten them from *shifty eyes*)

This was funnier in my head :U

(Featuring: Romancedy and Duck)