Red Dwarf asks

The Inquisitor: If you had to justify your existence to someone, how would you go about it? 

Timeslides: If you could go back to one moment from your past, what would it be? 

Queeg: Do you consider yourself bossy?

Quarantine: What is the strangest thing you’ve ever worn?

Camille: Describe your perfect partner

The End: How do you imagine the earth in 3 million years?

Confidence and paranoia: How is your self-esteem?

Rimmerworld: How would you feel on a planet populated only by yourself?

Parallel universe: What do you think of gender roles?

Me2: If you met yourself, how would you react?

Marooned: If you had to be stuck on a faraway planet with only one person, who would they be?

Dear Dave: Do you have/want kids?

Back in the Red: Would you ever lie and cheat to rise in social status?

Terrorform: If an environment represented your mental state, how would it look? 

Waiting for God: What is your religion?

Epideme: Current crush?

Trojan: Do you have siblings?

Better than life: If you could suddenly do anything you wanted, what would be the first thing you’d do?

Blue: Who was the last person you kissed?

Polymorph: What negative emotion are you most affected by?

Bodyswap: If you could be inside anyone else’s body, whose would you choose?

Demons and Angels: Describe a lower version of yourself and a higher version of yourself.

The Last Day: Have you ever been so drunk that you’ve spilled out your soul to someone?

Ouroboros: Do you believe in parallel universes?

Cassandra: Where do you see yourself in the future?

DNA: If you could be anything except a human, what would you want to be?

White Hole: Would you like any toast?

Back to Earth: How would you feel if you learned your life was a fictional story and your entire world didn’t exist?


No regrets. (I think) (I blame iridescentoracle)

This is really rough and spur of the moment and the particulars aren’t worked out at all and idek who is wizards and who isn’t but there was just a need.

[Crossover between Check Please! and the Young Wizards series where most of the team are wizards and I JUST]


Eric found the Oath in a book, the same as most of the wizards from his generation. Pulled it off a shelf and read in wonder as suddenly, everything made sense. Magic lived in the world, and Eric could barely contain his joy.

His ordeal started a week later, when most of the football team shoved him into a locker. He showed up at his house a few hours later, covered in dirt and some sort of weird pink mucus, and looking like he’d spent a week dealing with the sorts of problems he’d never even imagined could exist. And, from his perspective, he had. 

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