WHY IS JIMIN'S HAIR SUCH A BIG DEAL? (HAIR TIMELINE)
Idol stars choose a variety of hair colors to transform their image concepts for different albums. Yet not everyone succeeds in pulling it off. Park Jimin on the other hand not only makes it his own easily but also changes his whole aura. From gangster to erotic to sensible to even aristocratic attire, he switches between themes making his fans never able to get another bias it seems. So let’s track together Chimchim’s HAIR TIMELINE:
Black au naturel
Pre-debut fetus (Who knew this lil boy will be the death of many)
Dark brown haired baby
June 2013 “No More Dream”, “We are bulletproof” and “N.O" (He got abs and cheeks you wanna pinch and love)
Black haired cutie
January 2014 "Boy in Luv”, “Just One Day” in both Japanese and Korean versions (What happened? WHERE IS THE BABY?)
Brown haired danger
August 2014 to about beginning of June 2015 “Danger” (No comment … it was just RUDE to the chore)
Red haired Jam
End June 2015 “Dope" (He got Jams and it’s strawberry -Imma make Jin proud with this line hahaha-)
Ginger haired sunshine
November 2015 (his red hair faded) "Run” Korean and Japanese versions (That hair + Jimin’s smile were something no one could resist)
It was quite bright too
Legendary Sexy Black
April to September 2016 Fire MV (It’s rumored to be one of the best ever, I mean, the boy looked soooooooooo fine: we had a sharp jawline, abs, hip thrusting, forehead, high notes ….)
Silver haired royalty
October 2016 Blood, Sweat & Tears (Bow down and respect God’s creation)
Blond haired angel
December 2016 end of the year award show (He wasn’t human, PERIOD)
Pink haired mochi with a twist
January 2017 “Spring day” “Not today”. (He was VERY cute during Spring Day…
And VERY disrespectful during Not Today?!!!!
WE WERE HELLA CONFUSED. LIKE PICK A SIDE!)
Silverish are you back?
The start of March 2017. (He went back to a light silver brown kinda shade but it didn’t last long. That month he kept experiencing different shades. Thus Jimin’s stans suffered well).
Brown haired confusion
End of March 2017. (back to brown for the wings tour and he kept trying all kind of shades of brown until now. Sometimes it was super light
Other times, almost black but it’s not … black (btw, screw you snow filters for giving me fake hopes every time)
Well … now death the comeback is near, and we have NO IDEA what to expect. One thing for sure, a new Jimin is in the making and no Jimin can deceive. BRACE YOURSELF ARMY and RIP JIMIN STANS !!!
me, seeing finn consistently disrespected and sidelined despite john boyega’s show stealing performance receiving critical acclaim and despite the complexities and potential of his character being literally iconic and game changing
i have literally no sense of time beyond a couple days, either forwards or backwards
something happened a week ago? sure, but it feels the same to me as if it was three weeks ago, or three days. something else happened? ok, but i cant tell you if it came before the other thing, or after, or even on the same day
& if something is more than a week in the future, it just doesnt exist. i cant plan for it. i cant remember any plans people tell me about it. i cant prepare for anything beyond the horizon
its never had too much of an impact on me, but im scared of whatll happen if im a suspect for a crime
‘what were you doing 8pm last friday?’ something, im sure. maybe nothing. honestly i feel like ive only existed this second. ‘you told us this sequence of events before, but now youve changed the order. are you lying?’ i mean im not trying to deceive you but theres a 90% chance that anything i tell you is a false memory. isnt there someone else you can ask? if i try to give you the story again, itll be different again
Draco had known it would start then, of course. That part was normal. The clock was supposed to manifest as a tattoo on his skin, and begin its countdown to the moment Draco would meet his Soulmate. He’d been looking forward to the clock’s appearance all year— desperate for anything that might take his mind off his hopeless situation. Draco was exhausted, the damned cabinet was never going to be fixed, and his whole family was probably going to die as punishment.
And Draco had been prepared to die with them, resigned to the fact that his countdown tattoo might not appear at all, or might be stuck at 00:00:00:00:00:00 right from the beginning.
Draco had not, however, been prepared for the clock to appear at midnight and begin counting down from a mere one minute and seventeen seconds. His heart jumped in his chest. Clearly Draco was one of those rare wizards who had already met their Soulmate, but hadn’t known yet because he wasn’t of age at the time. Which didn’t help Draco in the slightest, as he could think of precisely nobody at Hogwarts who he might like to spend the rest of his life with.
He stood up from the stool he’d set in front of the hopeless cabinet, grabbed his wand, and began making his way to the door of the Room of Hidden Things. Between the time he’d spent staring at his countdown in disbelief, the time it took to reach the door, and the few seconds he devoted to not panicking, the clock reached zero at the very moment he pushed open the door.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existencial catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
This seems pretty good, except for the fact that the Vietnam War was over by 1975. In 1973 the US decided to pull out from Vietnam, POWs were released in January and the last combat troops left from the country in March
*Edit* if there was any year that Logan would be in Vietnam, it would be in 1968 when shit really hit the fan for American troops
Levi’s Nightmare: Having a heart-to-heart with Pastor Nick.
“Are you worried about your wife?”
The question shocked him out of his musings.
Levi looked up, “My what?”
But the pastor was already speaking, “You’re obviously beside yourself with stress – and it’s understandable. Not knowing if your wife has survived-”
Levi cut him off, “Mywhat?”
The pastor hesitated, apparently realizing he’d made some mistake, but misunderstanding precisely what it was. “Your…wife? The woman we traveled with before? She’s ah – forceful. You two uh – have the same, er – strident personality. When we first met, she dangled me off the wall.”
You notice how, like, 90% of Star Wars time travel fics involve Obi-Wan traveling back to somehow ‘fix’ the time line? There’s a handful with Anakin or Mace or the Twins and one really good one with Ahsoka, but almost no one writes time traveling Pamde. That’s so weird to me because, out of all of them, she’s actually in the best position to effect the timeline. Short of stabbing Sheev Palpatine, none of the usual suspects have any power to curb his rise to power, but Padme does. Not only could she not call for a vote of no confidence, she can also just appoint someone else as Naboo’s senator. She has the money to free Shmi. She can warn Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan about Maul so hopefully Qui-Gon lives. And all that’s just what she can do as Queen at fourteen.
Going forward in the Senate, she could push for laws better regulating the Jedi. She could ‘discover’ the Clones before the big reveal and nip the whole slave army bullshit right in the bud. I’m sure Palpatine would try some shit to either kill her or get himself back into some sort of power, but, knowing that he’s a Sith Lord out to make himself ruler of the galaxy, she can prepare herself. At the very least, removing him from office would ensure that he never has access to Anakin.