drunk kit

“…and no drinking!” ordered julian sternly, though everyone just laughed. livvy ran straight for the bar, dru excitedly skipping behind her. emma gave julian a look as if to say what did you expect? julian just smiled in return as emma took his wrist and pulled him to the bar. ty glanced at kit as kit grinned devilishly and grabbed his hand, running to the bar. 

the LA institute was invited to one of magnus’ parties in new york, so there they were (except tavvy, who was left with diana at the institute), excited because magnus’ parties was always a good time. 

kit got two pale purple drinks, which ty questioned. 

“they’re safe, don’t worry,” said magnus, leaning between kit and ty. his chest was bare and only wore sparkly red pants. “drink up, young lovers.”

“you’re promoting underage drinking?” asked kit, surprised. 

“we don’t follow mundane laws,” grinned magnus, winking at kit. 

and so they drank. well, kit did. 

nine drinks later, kit was a hot drunken mess, arms linked around ty’s shoulders as ty walked around, trying to find livvy, or somewhere to sit. “where the hell is she?” whispered ty, though he could have yelled it and not have been heard because magnus’ party sounded like heavy metal. 

“shhh,” hushed kit, pressed a finger to ty’s lips. “no swearing.”

ty rolled his eyes and pressed a kiss to kit’s finger and kit buried his face into the nook of ty’s neck, flustered. 

kit’s legs totally gave out, dragging on magnus’ floor as ty pulled kit around. he sighed an aggravated sigh before murmuring, “you know what?” and pulled kit onto his back. a piggyback, the mundanes would call it. 

kit laughed and wrapped his arms around ty’s shoulders. “you’re cute,” kit said in ty’s ear. “we should go out sometime.” 

ty laughed at that, teeth showing and everything. livvy noticed from a distance and snapped a few pictures of them on her phone, two young lovers walking through a busy crowd of happy people. 

“but really,” whispered kit, voice dropping. “i’ll take you out. wherever you want, babe.”

“tempting, but maybe i’ll pass,” smiled ty. “just sit down please, my love.”

he plopped kit down on a velvety sofa, who giggled and tugged on ty’s grey sweatshirt. he pulled hard enough for ty to fall on top of kit. 

“‘my love?’ that’s cute. you’re cute. no, you’re hot,” rambled kit, pulling ty in close by his waist. “very hot,” whispered kit. ty felt himself redden. 

“you’re a flirty drunk, aren’t you?” asked ty, moving so that his long legs covered in black skinny jeans was draped over kit’s lap. though he leaned close to kit.

“on a scale from one to ten, you’re a nine and i’m the one you need,” giggled kit. ty snorted and fixed kit’s messy hair. ty noticed kit blush and look into his lap, shy from ty’s face being so close to kit’s. 

“let me take you out,” pouted kit. ty sighed and held kit’s hands in kit’s lap. “kit. we, you and i, are dating. you already took me out four months ago.”

“we are?” ty nodded. kit smiled and leaned close to ty’s face. “and how did i manage to get someone like you to date someone like me?” he asked in a low voice. ty smiled and quickly gave kit a kiss.

“i like you. i love you, really. you’re cute- and funny when you’re drunk.”

“i think i love you too,” slurred kit, grinning. he rested his hands on ty’s legs. 

“that’s a relief,” chuckled ty. he ran his hands through kit’s hair in a pattern.

and if someone from the party was to look at magnus’ velvet sofa, they would see an intoxicated blond boy falling in love all over again with a boy with dark hair, his legs across his lap. his back arched to be close to the blond, to run his slender fingers through his hair while the blond stares at him, eyes full of love.

and of course, ty took care of kit when he dealt with his first hangover the next day. 


finn: ??? this machine is so DUMB i don’t think it works properly IT’S BROKEn!!!

billie: have you ever even made coffee before finn?? 

finn: yes?? all the time i drink coffee every day (sweats……he doesnt)

billie: well first of all, you used waaay too much coffee and you’re supposed to use foamed milk for a cappuccino not steamed??? just watch me ok??

anonymous asked:

Can we get a pic of Keith one day but it's actually you doing the exact same thing?

Omg hahaha next time I drink a juice box I will definitely do that 👌

hana, dul, set. hiii if you don’t know me from hongdae then i’m aina and don’t believe anything aleeza and freya say!!  nothing’s really changing with jiae from how she was before i guess, she’s kinda less tragic?  but anyway, this is my first child moon jiae, 20 year old, tattoo artist & lives in apt 206. here’s her stats if you want to check that out & plots page!!  under the cut goes a bit about her, like this if you’d like to plot and i’ll be in your ims in no time.

trigger warnings:  underage drinking, biphobia/homophobia, a bit of verbal abuse??

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TalesFromYourServer: Manager's wife and friends...votes needed

Ok, tonight our GM’s wife brought in a group of her friends to dine and one of my girlfriends took the table because you can pretty much always count on the standard 20% pre comp tip for an employee and she is having to work reduced shifts due to her grad school load.

The GM did not even give my friend a chance to sell the table appetizers or drinks before he sent over around of our most recent LTO drink for each of the 7/8 ladies, and several appetizers. He also supplied two of our LTO desserts for the table. None of this was paid for by any of the ladies who ate it, it was all just him showing off in front of his wife and her homies. I will also add that paying bar customers had to wait extra time for these drinks to be made.

The ladies did eventually order off the menu for the main meal (except one that was so full from all the free stuff that she didn’t order anything). The managers wife’s meal cost around $25 and was again fully comped by the manager. She did tip $10 (very good for the “rung up” part of her meal), but the other ladies tipped minimal to semi decent. The one lady who only ate the free food did not tip at all.

When we added it up the manager gave this one table around $150-$200 worth of free stuff, robbed her of the chance to sell any of these items to the table, and delayed food for actual paying customers by tying up my bar and my kitchen. She received absolutely no benefit financially from all the free items that he gave to the table. Her total tips from all 7/8 ladies were less than $30 (and this is with the GMs wife tipping $10)

When the GM asked her why she was upset at the end of the night she told him that she had seen no appreciation returned to her in exchange for all the free items given. He argued that his wife had tipped appropriately for the food she had ordered and did not recognize that my friend was frustrated because he had essentially stolen and given away her potential sales and resulting earnings from the table.

So the weigh in is this…Do you think that it was appropriate behavior on the GMs part in this situation? I know I and some of our other coworkers felt that she had been wronged, especially since so much free stuff was given that one lady did not even order a meal or tip at all. Friend was even told that she was not being tipped due to the lady being too full to order food.

By: reasa87

OC challenge day 3!

What does your OC enjoy doing when they’re not doing their “job”? How does it differ from their “job”?

Brooke enjoys reading, spending time in gardens, drinking tea, listening to music, cooking (I meant making a sad attempt to cook), stargazing, writing, and really anything that calms her anxiety.


all before lunch time, @halleberry can definitely out drink me, she drank a pint of bourbon 😲 #ComicCon #KingsmanTheGoldenCircle #comiccon2017 #sdcc2017 #sdcc (at San Diego Convention Center)

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I was tagged by: @fulloflittlewhitelies​!
Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 people

1. Drink: Iced coffee

2. Phone call: My mom

3. Text message: My friend

4. Song you listened to: Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners

5. Time you cried: When I had my period! 

6. Dated someone twice: Never

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Yeppers

8. Been cheated on: Never

9. Lost someone special: Lost Adri in November 2015 :(

10. Been depressed: I’ve more like suppressed? I try to ignore all my problems because even just the thought of it makes me tear up. Like I’m doing right now by just typing this.

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: I’ve never thrown up from alcohol. One time I literally drank every drink the bar had to offer (it was my 19th and people were throwing drinks at me) and I walked out of there straight. The next morning I got the hangover and decided alcohol wasn’t for me if I didn’t at least get drunk off it. 

12-14 Favourite colours: Red and Black 

15. Made new friends: Yes

16. Fallen out of love: No

17. Laughed until you cried: Yes.

18. Found out someone was talking about you: I try not to think about it.

19. Met someone who changed you: Nope.

20. Found out who your friends are: Nope.

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: N O P E

22. How many Facebook friends do you know irl: I’d say 75%

23. Do you have any pets: I have a yorkie named Opie

24. What did you do for your last birthday:I had a family dinner

25. Do you want to change your name: No. I’m pretty used to it by now!

26. What time do you wake up: I wake up any time from 5am to 8am usually.

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: I was just about to go to bed

28. Name something you can’t wait for: THE LAST JEDI

29. When was the last time you saw your mum: She’s literally standing right in front of me.

30. What are you listening rn: Nothing because my brain likes quiet sometimes

31. Have you ever talked to anyone named Tom: No. Never.

32. Something that is getting on your nerves: people get on my nerves. I get on my nerves. My eyes are getting on my nerves.

33. Most visited website: Tumblr

34-36 these didn’t have a question next to them

37. Hair colour: dirty blonde but it’s kind of turned brass/coppery over the years.

38. Long/short: my hair is long. I tend to grow it out long so I can donate it.

39. Do you have a crush on someone: I HAVE CRUSHES ON EVERYONE. 

40. What do you like about yourself: My eyelashes. I’ve always gotten compliments on them.

41. Piercings: Ears pierced but the holes have closed because I hate jewelry and now my psoriasis has extended to my ears so I literally have scabs on the back of my ears so I’ll never be piercing them again.

42. Blood type: I’m pretty sure I’m B positive but not 100%.

43. Nickname: Nat. Nala.

44. Relationship status: Forever alone.

45. Zodiac: Leo.

46. Pronouns: She/her

47. Favourite TV Show: I don’t watch TV.

48. Tattoos: No.

49. Right or left handed: Left-handed.

50. Surgery: No.

51. Piercing: See #41.

52. Sport: I don’t play but I like to watch baseball and hockey. I’ll watch UEFA and FIFA touraments for the Portugal national team.

53. Vacation: I’ve been to Portugal, Quebec, Boston, Cuba x2, Mexico, Dominican Republic x2 and Jamaica.

54. Eating: I just had a chicken wrap that was delicious.

55. Drinking: Nothing but I’ll probably have some water before bed.

56. I’m about to: Get ready for bed.

57. Waiting for: THE LAST JEDI YO.

58. Want: I want my bed.

59. Get married: It’s not going to happen.

60. Career: I work at a place that is a place you wouldn’t want to work at. 

61. Hugs or kisses: Neither.

62. Lips or eyes: Eyes.

63. Shorter or taller: Taller, much taller.

64. Older or younger: I prefer older. 

65. Nice arms or nice stomach: Nice anything.

There’s no 66

67. Hook up or relationship: What are either?

68. Troublemaker or hesitant: Mixture of both?

69. Kissed a stranger: No.

70. Drunk hard liquor: Yes.

71. Lost glasses/contact lenses: No.

72. Turned someone down: Yes. 

73. had sex on the first date: No

74. Broken someone’s heart: Probably not.

75. Been arrested: No.

76. Cried when someone died: Yes.

77. Fallen for a friend: Yes.

78. Yourself: I don’t even know who I am, what’s there to believe in?

79. Miracles: I believe in fate.

80. Love at first sight: No. I think it’s always infatuation at first sight. But you can definitely grow to love someone from said infatuation.

81. Santa Claus: No

82. Kiss on the first first date: Yes.

83. Angels: Kind of.

84. Current best friend’s name: Nicole.

85. Eye colour: Dark Brown.

86. Favourite movie: Mean Girls.

I’m tagging: @secret-jedi @juliakaze @reylorobyn2011 @1captainswan1 @shwtlee4reylo @cobwebbing @jemifermorrison @gwendy85 @pixelrey @kyloren-rey @sleemo

Married with Benefits (Part 14)

Summary: In order to not pay out-of-state tuition, you ask your friend, Steve Rogers, to marry you. Things, as always, never go as planned. (College AU)

Word Count: 633

“Married with Benefits” Masterlist

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Steve couldn’t stop looking at you as the ceremony finished and you were promptly dismissed from the courtroom, a marriage certificate neatly filed in a manila folder. His heart beating at a thousand miles per minutes, he grabbed your hand and interlaced your fingers, giving you an eye-crinkling smile as you gave him a glance.

Bucky walked backwards, arms extended, and wearing a wide smile. “Alright, now that you guys are hitched, we need to celebrate!”

A restaurant was decided upon and then it was time for drinks, upon Bucky’s insistence. Nat took everyone to her favorite bar, where you slid into a booth and Steve right behind you, his arm naturally draping around you.

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Hi there! You’re about to witness a whole lot of word dump up ahead so fasten your seat belt, hold on tight, enjoy the ride!

Note: This is an extremely long post 

101 reasons why Jikook/Kookmin is my ultimate OTP
or 101 times Jikook made my heart flutter

1) When Jungkook tries to find reasonable excuses to hold Jimin’s hands (in which he usually succeeds). Example: A decent round of arm wrestling or a hand massage.

2) It’s nice to know Jungkook isn’t the only one who enjoys the occasion; Jimin does too, even comes up with the most absurd idea (like who arm wrestles while sitting 5ft apart? and knowing he will definitely lose?) urm 128 rounds, 128 losses…

3) The way Jimin ruffles Jungkook’s hair, as if to say “You did well, baby. I’m proud of you” or the way Jungkook leans into Jimin’s touch when he pats his hair.

4) When Jimin asked for kisses from Jungkook, but he panicked and jokingly pushed Jimin away, all the while grinning like the shy boy he used to be.

5) The moment Jimin asked for a peck on the cheek on Jungkook’s birthday but Jungkook just smiled at the camera.

6) When Jungkook softly answered “no” when asked by Jimin if he likes his hyung that much. He just couldn’t resist teasing hyung because of how adorable he would look afterward.

(Time frame: 3:45-4:10)

7) The numerous times Jungkook would wait for Jimin even though he keeps on complaining about Jimin’s sloth-like pace.

8) When they strut around the airport or basically anywhere, side by side. Even when others are way ahead they would take their own sweet time.


After fansign…

and of course, at the airport….

9) Jungkook probably feels that it’s a part of his responsibility to make Jimin happy, so more often than not he would try to joke around and comfort the older, even if it means turning himself into a dork.

10) The glistening look in Jungkook’s eyes whenever Jimin talks in interviews. 

11) When Jungkook made Jimin wear a tiara at a fansign and called him princess.

12) The uniformity of Jimin’s Twitter hashtags when Jungkook is there with him. It’s always #JIMIN and #꾹, making it easier for trash like me to find what I’m looking for haha.

13) Jimin and Jungkook being domestic and sharing soggy cereal in one bowl, using one spoon. Also the many times they share drinks and food.

14) “I will sleep here with Jimin” while pointing at the top bunk of the caravan in Bon Voyage , which, for me, strengthens the possibility of them sleeping together in the dorm. Reminds me of this too: “Everyone, Jungkookie cuddles me to sleep”.

15) When Jungkook suddenly stepped in front of Jimin while he’s talking to apply lip balm on his lips. The hyungs’ reactions were gold. They were stuck to one another like glue the whole broadcast and It hit me hard.

16) The times Jimin said “I Love You” to the camera and Jungkook stared at him like he’s the one being confessed. 👣

17) Jungkook knows his limit when he makes fun of Jimin, always being there for his hyung when insecurity gets the better part of him and I think that’s very, very beautiful. 👣

18) It’s OBLIGATORY for me to include We Don’t Talk Anymore cover by JM and JK here. No explanation needed because I’m sure you feel the same way as I do.

19) When Jungkook waited for Jimin to complete the formation during his part in The Rise of Bangtan in Nanjing, then turned to Jimin and serenaded him.

Serenades Jimin…

Turns to fans…

20) Jungkook knows Jimin, remembers every single thing Jimin does better than the man himself. He’s quick to answer things pertaining to Jimin.

21) When Jimin fell down at Taipei airport, Jungkook wasn’t there because he was filming Flower Crew. He joined them a little while later for their Epilogue On Stage. However, on their way back to Korea, Jungkook made sure to stick close to Jimin and walked by his side until they checked in. The fact that Jungkook was there with him made me cry a little./okay lie/

22) When Jimin took a blanket and a soft, fluffy pillow and tucked Jungkook in, and made sure he’s comfortable enough. Also the fact that Jungkook didn’t even bother waking up and sleeping in the room.

23) The amount of times Jungkook and Jimin hang around with each other, usually accompanied by another member.

  • A date
  • Big Bang Concert with Hoseok
  • At the waterpark with Jin

  • Eating Ramen at Hangang with Namjoon

24) “오~갖고 싶다” (Oh, I want you) That iconic moment in Now3 need I say more.

25) When Jimin hung around behind the camera while Jungkook was getting interviewed. 👣

26) When Jungkook squished behind Jimin when Jimin got his photo taken even though he could’ve gone away and NOT be in the camera.(Fancafe content)

27) When Jimin picked up a slice of cake and fed Jungkook in Bon voyage.

28) Jungkook’s way of carrying Jimin up bridal-style during Limbo game still has me feeling some kind of way, and I will not get tired of seeing it, not anytime soon i bet. (Every time it appears on my feed I’ll stare at it for hours)

29) How Jungkook’s ears perk up whenever Jimin says something. He’s extra attentive when it comes to Jimin. I don’t know if Jimin’s melodic voice gets him or what, cause if it is, boy I feel you. Example: Run! BTS in the US, when Jimin screamed “엄마ㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏ~~~~” (mommy~~) because he’s scared of the roller coaster and Jungkook was like “왜?” (why?)

30) When Jimin laughs an octave higher whenever Jungkook does something funny.

31) The way Jimin sat on Jungkook’s lap and how tight Jungkook pressed him against his chest in Summer Package Dubai.

32) Jungkook didn’t bother about the fans’ parents who sat across him because he needed to make his hyung look good and that was all that mattered.

33) After Jungkook hurt his back at Mama, Jimin took care of him at the airport, gently keeping his hand on Jungkook’s back the whole time they were walking.

34) The fact that Jungkook and Jimin monitor each others’ scenes when they’re filming, waiting around and constantly giving support.

35) When Jungkook and Jimin held hands on stage.

36) The No More Dream lift that has changed over the last couple of years.

37) That moment Jimin made siren sound when Hoseok told everyone that his sister liked Jungkook. I find it cute. (Sukira)

38) When Jimin and Jungkook being lovey-dovey at Manila Airport. 👣

39) Jungkook and Jimin still had their own photoshoot even though they’re both paired up with someone else. Also the iconic “Jeomsoon-ah, please be my baby’s mom” by Park Jimin.

40) Jungkook randomly barging in and interrupting Jimin’s vlive and just….the immense amount of flirting and eye-fucking throughout the whole video…caught me off guard. 👣

41) No matter how many times Jungkook messed around with him, Jimin didn’t have the heart to say stop. He couldn’t say no to Jungkook; that’s how soft he is for the maknae. But yea, speaking quite frankly, Jungkook didn’t even try. There are million other ways to piss someone off but what he did? nope, that’s not how you do it,boy haha. (Run BTS spy episode)

42) And it took 0.000001 sec for Jimin to say thank you to Jungkook. Although Jungkook kept telling him he’s handsome, something he rarely does, Jimin still couldn’t catch on;Still became flustered and shy afterward. It made me asdfjkl. (Undercover mission in Japan)

43) I love Jungkook’s determination. Jk’s inner monologue: I have to make Jimin hyung wear this goddamn headband *gets on his back and forces him to wear it*

44) When Jungkook pinched Jimin’s nipple the instant Jimin went in for a hug lol. (Fancafe content)

45) Jungkook and Jimin have no chills when they’re seated together at fansigning events. They pay attention to each other more than they do to their fans. (don’t get me wrong they still love their fans)

46) When Jimin pretended to be mad at Jungkook for not sitting beside him at a fansign, and how Jungkook played along,claiming his current seat was his original seat when it’s not lol.

47) When Jungkook snatched the snack from Hoseok’s hand for himself, but stopped and gave it to Jimin instead when Jimin asked to be fed.

48) The various times Jimin snakes his slightly smaller hands around Jungkook’s waist and shoulder, and sometimes when it seems that Jimin has difficulty standing after putting his hand on Jungkook’s arm, Jungkook would bend to better accommodate him.

look at him tiptoeing…

49) When Jimin back-hugged Jungkook (and kissed his shoulder from what i saw).

50) The cutest nicknames they gave for one another. 👣


Okay pause. I’m afraid I’ll have to break it down into two parts, as seeing how freaking long this has gotten ahaha. Part 2 will be posted really really soon~~~