Cody Bellinger Shaves His Entire Body Baby Smooth: The Conspiracy
HYPOTHESIS: Cody Bellinger, all star first baseman for the Los Angeles Dodgers, shaves his entire body silky soft every night. Let’s investigate.
EXHIBIT A: The Arms
Take a look at these forearms. Smooth like a newborn. Not a single hair in sight. Note the two small wounds in the middle of the left arm. Eerily similar to the cuts one may suffer when shaving their legs too carelessly…
Check out these babies. Freshly shaved and buttery soft. I defy you to spot a hair on one of these arms.
Damn, that’s some fine ass, smooth ass elbow.
This right here is the smoothest appendage I’ve ever seen. It doesn’t get any smoother or more pristine than this.
EXHIBIT B: The Legs
The world has never seen Cody Bellinger’s legs. This lack of evidence becomes evidence in and of itself.
Here he is, it’s summer, he’s got his shorts on, but his legs are hidden under tights. It’s hot out, Cody, let those creamy legs see the light of day.
EXHIBIT C: The Speed
Cody Bellinger is the fastest Dodger. Why? Aerodynamics, of course. No body hair = no drag = maximum speed.
CONCLUSION: Cody Bellinger is the smoothest boy in town and he works those smooth limbs like a pro. Confidence in the hairless aesthetic seemingly could use a boost. I love him and he should keep doing what he’s doing.
Special thanks to @kenleyjansen for her research and dedication to the conspiracy.
ok from what im reading, joseph’s ending might be influenced heavily by mary and apparently, she appears in other’s dad dates, so time to date every single dad and see if we can influence the ending that way.
this,,,is gonna take a lot of saving and reloading oh boy
Contest Update: 11 Days to go! Now Accepting Fics Too!
“The Rehabilitation of Dawn Bellwether” Anniversary contest!
So so far we’ve only have about two entrees total for the contest with 11 days remaining before we close it. Some people are allegedly still working on submissions, however I’ve had several people ask to submit fanfics. Initially I was reluctant, because I did not want to have to judge between art and story, but in order for the contest to be…well…a contest, we do need more entrees than prizes. So now we are officially accepting Fanfics. For a refresher on rules and how to submit, check below.
*You can get in touch with me through any of my art pages in order to submit. Just be warned, some aren’t SFW.
*You can submit whatever you want, provided it can be shared on an SFW tumblr. As all of the entries will be shown at the end of the contest. I accept submissions at all these sites through the PM feature. But we also have a submission email.
*It doesn’t have to be of Dawn and Vernon specifically, it can feature other characters like Val or Gus, or etc. As long as it has to do with the blog/story in some way. Unrelated pics or stories of just Dawn, or Nick and Judy that could be seen as general zootopia works won’t be considered.
*Please keep non-sexual ‘technically sfw’ fetishes out of the work. People from deviantart will know what I’m talking about. But basically inflation, bound and gagged characters, tickling, bodily functions. If it looks like a fetish peice, it will not be considered.
With all that in mind, let’s finally talk about…
2nd place prize winner, aka the ‘runner up’ with receive a flats drawing of their own Zootpia OC in the style of the ‘LAW’ story character cards and a thank you.
And the grand prize winner will not only receive the runner up prize, but their character will get a modest sized speaking role in an upcoming chapter in ‘LAW’. The back and forth conversation may be from a half a page to a page long or longer depending on how it goes, but we we’ll have to work together in order to finalize the lines. What your character gets to say is up to you within reason, but I also reserve the right to veto/omit things i feel won’t fit. Here’s the scene.
“Dawn and Vernon are forced to help run the family stand with Audrey. While things start out slow, with no real customers showing up. Slowly, various curious fair-goers approach the stand one by one, asking Dawn or Vernon questions about how their relationship works. Eventually the one or two mammals asking questions turns into a busy gaggle, swarming them with all sorts of questions about their lives.”
Your character would be one of the first few to approach, and stay for a while. Asking questions of either Dawn or Vernon depending is your character is male/female pred/prey. They would give their name at some point.
I would have considered more prize levels, but I’m not sure how big this will be…so I figured two was a safe bet. I mean, a lot of people have read the story, but I can’t imagine I’m going to get hundreds of entrees.
The contest opens officially today, and will run until 12:00AM EST on July 31st, 2017. And winners will be announced shortly after in August. The chapter in question will most likely see a release in September, but we’ll see.
And I think that’s it. So good luck, and I can’t wait to see what you guys submit!
Hello, admin E here. I know, who the hell is this, I rarely showed up.
Anyways, my current and has been project is Life Again. The first part is originally from ffn.net, and then simulcast with my personal tumblr, afterwards the second part starts here simultaneously with the ffn.net.
A reader suggested to move it to AO3, so I thought good idea! Since it’s too long and no one reads them here anyway. I’m not as good as my lovely co-admins. So saving the dread of scrolling through an uninteresting post, I was thinking of moving it to AO3 and stopping the update here.
The problem is ~~~~ God help, I don’t know how to operate AO3.
How do I post a multiple chapter……..
How do I post a post even…….
I gave up after googling how to post chapters. I haven’t opened AO3 since. Like even google can’t enlighten me -.- I feel bad for myself.
So, if any of you are the master of AO3 please teach me :) :) I’m serious, please message me ._.
Did you made this post just to ask for help on AO3? Yes.