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callout post for @mars-colony because she’s the most beautiful, intelligent, caring individual i have ever and likely will ever have the pleasure of knowing and also i am so very glad that we’re best friends (going 10 years strong now) and i hope that we will remain best friends for a very long time because at this point in my life i don’t know who/what/where i would be without her
last week we all said ‘macbeth’ like a hundred times in rehearsals and tonight, in our dress rehearsal, a girl bumped her elbow and needed ice, another girl had to fill in for an actor who isn’t here, and another girl’s nose started bleeding onstage and got blood on her costume
Downworlders made jokes about stamina runes. Magnus would
never deny this, or the fact that he had joked about stamina runes himself.
That being said, there was little behind the joke, people may make fun, but
stamina runes were really for energy in daily life, or while fighting. Magnus
had never thought that he would have a legitimate reason to be grateful for the
stamina rune. That changed three months into adopting Max.
Max’s screams tore through the apartment. Magnus groaned.
Alec had been out all night fighting, and he knew he should go get the crying
baby, but really, this was the fourth time tonight. A hand gripped Magnus’ arm
as he began to roll away. “I’ve got this.” Alec mumbled sitting up and
“Mmm, you were out all night… least I can do…” Magnus mumbled
still mostly asleep.
“That means you’ve gotten him the last several times.” Alec
got out of bed. “And I’m fine. Mom said stamina runes are technically more for
this type of thing anyway.”
Magnus dully nodded, and Alec smiled at his sleepy boyfriend
before heading to see what the baby wanted.
The next morning, per usual, Alec got up and made coffee,
waiting for his boys to wake. Magnus came shuffling into the kitchen as the
coffee finished brewing. He stood still in the doorway, tiredly blinking at Alec.
“How are you awake?”
Alec shrugged, “Stamina runes work better when used to take
care of family things.”
“As opposed to?” Magnus asked, using magic to get out mugs
and pour coffee.
“Using them for physical labor or fighting.” Alec snagged
his mug out of the air where magnus had it hovering.
“And here I thought it was just for-” Max began crying
before Magnus could finish. Alec however still understood and choked on his
coffee as Magnus went to get their son.
Alec regained his composure and fixed Max’s bottle before
putting his elbows on the island, and his head in his hands.
“You all right dear?” magnus asked innocently when he came
back in with Max.
“Do I need to explain how stamina runes actually work?” Alec
mumbled through his hands.
“You can if you want to. Shadowhunters merely like their
secrets, so downworlders make assumptions.”
Magnus shrugged grabbing Max’s bottle and beginning to feed the baby.
Alec nodded, “All runes have a bit of give and take to them,
it’s why Shadowhunters tend to sleep so well, we must to recover from the lost
energy. It’s also the reason mundanes cannot bare runes, the angel blood makes
up for most of the imbalance. Stamina runes, though can still run us into the
ground if used for physical exertion.” Alec sighed. “We still get stamina runes
when we are young so that we can learn by mistakes why we never use them for
things that are truly exhausting. Taking care of a baby in the middle of the
night, fixing breakfast after a night long hunt, things involving family and home
are exceptions.” Alec paused. “Well, not exceptions, but because we are asking
for so little stamina, the rune has a lesser effect, and any remnant of the
rune’s magic can allow us to get an even better rest.”
“So, could you just activate your stamina rune before bed to
get more energy?” Magnus asked handing Max to Alec, while taking the finished
bottle to the sink.
Alec laughed playing with Max, “No, it would be like
drinking a monster before bed. I would get gitters, and my mind would be
Magnus nodded, “Magic’s rules are so much fun.”
Alec laughed again, and Max laughed too, enjoying the
rumbling of his Daddy’s chest. “They are indeed, though I would guess you have
more experience with that than I do.” Alec winked.
Magnus raised his eyebrows in response, before they sat down
for their breakfast, and began discussing their schedules for the day.
ARTIST: Taylor Momsen GENDER: The Devil’s Back DESCRIBE YOURSELF: Going To Hell HOW DO YOU FEEL: The Walls Are Closing In IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE: House On A Hill YOUR BEST FRIEND: Only You FAVORITE TIME OF DAY: Just Tonight IF YOUR LIFE WAS A TV SHOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED: Where Did Jesus Go? WHAT IS LIFE TO YOU: Living In A Storm RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Mad Love YOUR FEAR: Fucked Up World
So how about an Otayuri mafia AU where Yurio is the rebellious troublemaker grandson of the mob boss and Otabek is hired to protect him (from himself, and others). Because I can’t stop thinking about it :’)