time to start that shipping wall

Richonne 7x12 Party Day 1 : Scene That Made You Ship Richonne

I’m going to make this a low-sodium post. I started watching TWD in real time in 5B. I had followed the wiki episode guides before, but they don’t ship, so I only knew plot points coming into 5B. I had no idea of the slow burn prior. I immediately loved the quiet and powerful Michonne who was just trying to keep her family inside the walls of the ASZ while her best friend went crazy in this living time capsule. He went around flirting in quiet corners and secluded garages with a completely basic and weak person. A while after the basic person died, Rick removes his wedding ring, available bachelor. He starts flirting outright with his best friend in private conversation and making out in empty rooms. So, I’m happy for Michonne but still not seeing her choosen partner as redeemed enough. 

Then they go in the RV to the Hilltop. And we see that Rick isn’t flirting. He isn’t peacocking. He is fucking head over heels in love. He cannot stop himself from touching her in front of their family and Jesus. Family Official Dating.  No more secluded corners. And when she grabs for his hand and you see his breath hitch because he is thrilled and scared and so in love, I died my first beautiful Richonne death.  

Had I watched the show earlier, my ship scene would have been “I’m ok, too.” But, I’m glad I got to binge watch TWD after Richonne Canon. It just made all those scenes and every glance obvious and delicious. But, I also tend to be more salty than long term shippers. 

A sneak-peak of the Solangelo Pirate!AU I’m writing! I received an ask eons ago requesting a pirate!au and I’m finally starting to make good on it…


“So, you’re finally awake.” Nico walked down the ship’s steps, a lit lantern swaying in his hands, illuminating the face of a blond man in a holding cell. “You were asleep for quite some time.”

The man scoffed, resting easily against the wall. “I don’t think it’s called sleeping when someone hits you over the head with the butt of their sword.”

“You’ve got quite a mouth for someone trapped behind bars, on a pirate ship no less.” Nico hung the light on a hook, resting his hand casually on his sword. He thought it a subtle display of intimidation.

“You won’t hurt me.” The man said confidently, pulling his legs up to settle his arms on. An annoyingly sure smile split his face as he stared Nico down, the tilt of his head almost playful. This guy clearly didn’t deal with pirates often and his parents did a piss-poor job of telling him to mind his manners on someone else’s boat.

“You don’t know what I’ll do. You’re just a stowaway; you don’t know anything about the habits of pirates.” Nico warned; thumb rubbing the hilt of his sword.

“Well, I don’t think it’s commonplace for pirates to keep stowaways instead of throwing them overboard, so you must be one terrible pirate.”

“Having morals doesn’t mean I’m bad at what I do.” Nico defended, his voice almost slipping into something more hostile, like it tended to do when he perceived a challenge in someone’s words.

“I’m pretty sure being immoral is part of the job description there, Captain.”

Nico chuckled dryly, “As fun as it is seeing you try to throw me off kilter, it’s not why I came down here.”

“Please,” the man said, opening his arms, “enlighten me.”

Nico rolled his eyes. The man in his cell clearly had an abundance of sarcasm that he’d been waiting however long he’d been stowed away to release, but there wasn’t anything actually biting in his tone. In fact, the smile on his face was becoming quite aggravating.

“Why were you on my ship?” Nico asked, never removing his eyes from the prisoner.

The blond shrugged, almost nonchalantly, as if he were having tea with a friend and was asked an unimportant question that he didn’t care much to answer. “Your ship was docked. I was there. What can I say, it was fate.”

Nico settled him with a withering glare.

“I wanted to get off that chunk of land, okay? I hopped on the first ship I could find, which just so happened to be yours.” The first signs of irritation were finally surfacing on his face. Nico probably shouldn’t have enjoyed that as much as he did.

“You’ve got to be some kind of fool to stowaway on a pirate ship.” Nico leaned against the wall just outside the cell bars.

“Considering I’m not dead, I’d say I picked the right one.” The man stood, walking up to the bars at a stroll, almost leisurely. “I’ve gotta say that I think your ship’s name isn’t very original, but I’ll cut you some slack since it’s a family name, Di Angelo.”

“Sorry my creativity didn’t meet your standards.” Nico deadpanned. There was a moment of silence before anyone spoke.

“Who’s Maria? If you don’t mind my asking.”  The prisoner looked hesitant for the first time since the beginning of their conversation, his fingers picking at the old metal of the cell.

“Weeks on this ship and you couldn’t figure that out? For all your cockiness, you’re not very perceptive.” Nico avoided the question. Why would he tell this complete stranger the origin of Maria Di Angelo? But then again, if Nico didn’t want inquiries on the matter, he probably shouldn’t have named his ship that.

“It’s not a very popular subject among your crew.”

“It’s not a popular subject now either.” Nico said, pushing off the wall, grabbing the lantern. “Before I go upstairs, tell me your name.”

The man smirked, crossing his arms. “Why do you want to know? Plan on keeping me?”

Nico resisted the urge to splutter, straightening his back instead, making a step for the stairs. “While I do enjoy referring to you as Bubble Butt to the crew, I think it’d be more professional for me to learn your real name.”

Even in the darkened room Nico could make out the blush creeping over the blond’s face.

“It’s Will.” The man answered, a new pitch to his voice.

“Well, Will,” Nico said, halfway up the stairs, “you’re getting off at the next stop. Maybe you should find a better hiding spot next time.”


So, this is the first scene. I’ve written about 7.5k  so far but I still have quite a bit to go…I have no idea how long this is going to end up being but for now I’ll hazard a guess at around 14k? Eh, we’ll see I guess. Anway, I hope you enjoyed this little peak!

Draco Malfoy Smut (DracoX Reader)

REQUESTS OPEN



This imagine is a mixture of two different requests! 

“One shot with a muggleborn Slytherin girl and Draco. She’s an outcast, quiet, and doesn’t have many friends, she spends most of her time alone. One night as she’s walking through the dungeons, after curfew, Draco appears and maybe pins her against the wall or something and starts threatening her and she’s scared at first not knowing what he’s gonna do but then he kisses her or something and then it get dirty…”

and

“can you do a Draco x reader smut? Thank you!!! :)”

You closed your potions book quietly as Snape was finishing up his lecture. You had a great grade in the class so you could afford to daydream now and then. Your eyes moved around the room until his stone cold grey eyes locked with yours. You hovered there for a bit and then looked down nervously, your shyness coming throughDraco Malfoy continued staring however and you could fill his glaze on you for the rest of the class. As soon as Snape dismissed everyone you packed your bag and raced out of there. You didn’t enjoy staying after and joking with the rest of the class like they normally did, you preferred to head to the Astronomy Tower and read or take a small walk alone by the lake.

Today you thought you would try something different and head down the halls towards the Slytherin Common Room just to see what you could find. It would be dinner time in the Great Hall at this moment but your curious personality told you to look around a bit more. To your delight you found an old library and some old arm chairs. You browsed the section and picked a few books to read in your own company.

Time flew by and before you knew it everyone was away in their dorms. When you realized this fact you quickly put the books back where you found them and headed out of the room. It was quiet and cold in the dungeon hallways and you felt a bit nervous walking on our own. Suddenly a hand grabbed your wrist.

“Out past curfew? I didn’t peg you as that type” A voice noted. He sounded cold and harsh but almost a bit mischievous. You froze as his grip grew tighter.

“Draco” You breathed. Even though it was dark in the hallway your eyes were adjusting to see his light blonde hair. He gave a small laugh and kissed your neck.

“She speaks” He remarked before moving up and kissing your jawline. You always had an attraction for Draco but you never planned on this happening. You let out a small moan when he sucked on a sweet spot “Yeah?” He asked playfully. Your heart was racing with the anticipation of getting caught in this hallway and because this boy who you have watched for years is now finally fulfilling your dark wish.

“Library” You managed to squeal. He looked at you questionally as you grabbed his hand and led him back into the room you discovered earlier. He walked around the small bookshelf making himself at home. Draco grabbed a blanket that was resting on one of the chairs and laid it on the ground. He motioned for you to lay on it.

“Take off your clothes (Y/n)” Draco said forcefully. You started by slowing taking off your shirt, then you skirt. He was watching you intently taking in your body as each article of clothing was removed. When you were finally completely unclothed he reached down and touched your stomach then down to your thighs. You gave a small moan while trying to take off his shirt. Draco helped you and unbuckled his belt then removed his pants. Finally he got on top of you and kissed your lips.

“I’m nervous” You confessed not looking him in the eye. He stopped and lifted your chin so your eyes would meet. He stared at you for a moment.

“We don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do,” Draco said softly kissing your cheek “I like you (Y/n)” Finally Draco seemed so caring and honest that your heart melted. You wanted him and you were not going to let this moment pass. You positioned him and he looked at you questionally. You gave him a little nod and that’s all he needed. He pushed himself inside you. Draco’s grunts filled the room as he thrusted in you. It was hard to keep silent yourself so you bit his shoulder. Draco’s hair was falling in front of his face and you felt a pit grow in your stomach. You knew that Draco would not be able to last much longer but you would not be able to either.

“I’m close” You moaned and he went a little faster, a little sloppier. Watching you nearing your finish was making Draco all the more ready. When your orgasm hit you Draco kissed your lips so you wouldn’t yell. He gave a couple more thrust before finishing inside of you. You both laid there for a while just in each other’s arms. It was intimate and passionate and wonderful. He looked over at you and smiled

“I know it should have been the other way around… But (Y/n), would you like to go on an official date with me tomorrow?” Draco asked. You smiled and nodded resting your head on his chest. He gave you a quick kiss on the head before dozing off.

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“THE BUTTON” part three! The cataclysmic events of DC UNIVERSE: REBIRTH #1 continue here! The Dark Knight and The Fastest Man Alive, the two greatest detectives on any world, unite to explore the mystery behind a certain blood-stained smiley button embedded in the Batcave wall. What starts as a simple investigation turns deadly when the secrets of the button prove irresistible to an unwelcome third party—and it’s not who anyone suspects! It’s a mystery woven through time, and the ticking clock starts here!

“Did the earth move for you too? Oops I said it too loud?” 😣💞

I loved Ekko x Jinx but I tried Taliyah and I loved her, she is so cute. 😆💞
People ship Jinx with Jhin, adc with adc, Taliyah have a crush on Ekko and both are midlaners, I start to see cute this couple. 😻💕

Sorey/Mikleo Is Romantic and Canon, the Cross-Tales Edition

Originally, I was going to wait on doing this until after I’d finished my NG+ play through since I’d spread out my original play through over 6 months (so my memory of mid-game SoreMiku is a little fuzzy, while early game and end game are like, crystal clear, lol), but since I’ve been seeing a few “SoreMiku is platonic” or “they’re just bros” and similar reblogs and comments, I figure now is as good a time as any to write this: SoreMiku is a romantic and canon ship, the cross Tales of Series edition.  Also known as: “And you wonder why a lot of us think SoreMiku is romantic when (insert other couple here) gets to do this.”

Cutting for length (this monster wall of text was nearly 3 pages long in Word), spoilers everywhere for other games:

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okay but wHAT IF bokuto n oikawa go to college together

they start becoming friends bc they’re both pining after their hot ex-team mates (iwaizumi n akaashi respectively). bokuto is the first one to realize he has feelings for oikawa that run deeper than friendship and he wants to slam his head against the wall a bunch of times bc yeah, that’s exactly what he needs; another pretty setter to ruin his life

oikawa takes a little longer to figure things out, mostly bc he’s still holding out hope that he n iwaizumi will be a thing some day. when he finally realizes that he totally has a type n that type is buff af spikers he kind of freaks out, before doing exactly what he’s been doing with iwaizumi all these years; ignoring the problem until it goes away

the only reason they even get together is bc kuroo manages to make them get their shit together, n years later people are still convinced he’s some kind of matchmaking wizard

It’s been awhile since I’ve posted shipping headcanons, so let’s revisit this.

Tucker is a flirt. This is law. But almost always, except for Kai, no one ever really takes him up on his flirting. Like ever. So Tucker’s sort of resigned himself to making sexual innuendo without expecting anyone to follow through.

So when Wash starts flirting back, Tucker just assumes he’s messing with him instead of showcasing…you know….interest. 

Which is why Agent Washington can be found hitting his head against a wall after trying to proposition Tucker for the 5th time only for Tucker to go “good one!” 

anonymous asked:

14?

14) Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops?

Oh boy. Alexander was definitely the one to start the hand holding, which shocked Samuel at first but he certainly wasn’t opposed to it of course. SAMUEL GRABS ALEX’S BUTT ALL THE TIME FIGHT ME. and Alex loves every second of it and is not ashamed.
I feel like they’d both put their arms around each other’s waists, same with putting their fingers in belt loops - although Sam probably does the latter more often than Alex does.

They’re an extremely affectionate couple in general, though, it drives their friends up the wall all the time (but everyone in the group ships it, and Sam and Alex can both tell.)

@ashipfullofmisfits

It took about two weeks after the battle for Andrew to heal, it was a quick recovery thanks to advanced med tech on the.. ship he’d been pulled off earth on. He, reasonably, had been unable to recognize any of the situation at the time; he had been on a “minor” psychotic break after all. 

He woke with a start, sitting straight up and immediately looking about the room around him; and not seeing anything familiar, he shifted toward the wall a bit. Andrew frowned after a moment and glanced over his hands and arms, given that he vaguely remembered the burns and blood all over them before, yet now it was newer bandages on his arms and he wasn’t in the hospital gown anymore. thank god for that.. He decided to get up and see where he even was. but not before he leaned out the door did he already see someone- or thing, how could he know?- just across the hall, so he froze and watched in mild caution rather than bring any attention to himself purposely.

( tempermentia )

          When Keith first starts AVOIDING HIM, Lance doesn’t pay it too much mind. It starts right after he drops the Galra heritage bombshell— and it doesn’t take a detective to connect the dots and work out that the two events are linked. It’s a big pill to swallow. Not for Lance (Galra or not, he’s still the red Paladin and will surely get on his NERVES as much as ever)… but, given Allura’s reaction, he can’t blame Keith for needing some time to come to terms with it all. 

          For once, Lance lets it go— lets Keith ghost around the ship like he’s trying to blend into the walls. Still, it’s depressing to watch… so when he walks in on Keith chuckling about something with Shiro, he’s RELIEVED to see that things seem to be patching themselves up. It’s the same when Hunk tells him about the jokes he and Keith shared on their journey into the Weblum, and when he spots Keith, Pidge and Coran swapping excited dialogue about something nerdy. It’s only when he sees him share a smile with Allura that it occurs to Lance that he’s the ONLY ONE Keith still hasn’t spoken to. 

          In one fell swoop, he goes relieved to offended. Keith shouldn’t still be avoiding him. If anything, Lance has been on his best behaviour— so when he runs into Keith in the corridor, he decides that now is as good a time for a CONFRONTATION as any. 

        ❝       —Hey, Mullet! Wait up!      

          Keith keeps walking. Of course he does. 

          Letting out a sharp HUFF of air, he accelerates to a jog and, when Keith makes a move to escape into his room, Lance stops the door with his foot the way they do on TV. Bad idea. Ouch.

       ❝      Dude…! What is your PROBLEM? Why are you avoiding me?        

Tagged by @nofriendstotext, dude what, how…so many questions :O

Rules: copy this into a new text post, replace my answers with yours and tag 10 people

A - age:  16

B - biggest fear: being abdoned by my friends i guess

C - current time: 1:33 pm

D - drink you last had: tea

E - everyday starts with: searching my glasses  👓

F - favorite song: i don’t have a favourite but right now i have “I found a girl” by The Vamps in a loop

G - ghosts, are they real?: could be, my cats sometimes just stare at a wall and maybe there is a ghost watching me :D

H - hometown: Görlitz, nobody knows that but it’s in the east of Germany

I - in love with: my bed, wifi, food, wattpad and my lesbian ships 😊

J - jealous of: everyone who already is in 11th grade

K - killed someone: with looks? then hell yeah but in real life? not yet, but i don’t plan to

L - last time I cried: friday because a stupid friend of me thought it would be cool to walk alone in London at evening without calling -.-

M - middle name: Maxi

N - number of siblings: an older sister

O - one wish: right now i just want to have the speech for my english class ready :/

P - person you last texted: my mom, i know boring

Q - question you’re always asked: are you blind? How many fingers do i show? the best is: Can i wear your glasses?

R - reasons to smile: my ships and wifi

S - song last sang: uuuuuuuh i sing all day so i can’t remenber :D

T - time you woke up: 7:55 am

U - underwear color: why is this important for any of you? ;) grey both

V - vacation destination: none bc i’m staying at home to work

W - worst habit: i shake with my legs when i sit (do you know what i mean?)

X - x rays you’ve ever had: teeth

Z - zodiac sign: Libra

I’ll tag @kara-luthor, @queermatter, @thingyousayhurt, @ravenclaw-headcanons, @slytherin-headcanons, @hufflepuff-headcanons, @rockandgirlsarelife, @gayfandomblog, @lesly-oh and @very-damn-gay

To adult or not

I COULD start becoming a proper adult, get my life together and become successful.

BUT

I COULD also ship fictional couples way too much, invest a large portion of my time in cartoons and anime, and listen to super melancholic music all day long.  

Things we learned from make new friends but keep discord

• fluttershy and discord hang out every week
• discord is easily jealous and likes fluttershy! (Ship)
• tails can be used as kleenex and applehorse crys on the outside
• fillies are allowed at the gala
• PINKIE PIE SHOOK THE CAMERA. THE FOURTH WALL IS BREAKING
• hippy ponies exist. Also possibly weed.
• first suggested death as mailpony was taken offscreen by flying beast. RIP Mailpony
• mane six allowed back into gala after last time went so well (sarcasm)
• fluttershy laughs at everything and is oblivious to things
• villains go to college
• rarity forgets ponies are naked
• the price for gems skyrocket as the smooze starts to eliminate the population
• discord sucks at jokes
• discord could of made a scootaloo flying joke but instead went after twilight
• maud is queen of roasting
• rarity always has dresses on hoof just incase something bad happens
• horse noises are calming
• my little puppets confirmed
• discord is very good at bowling
• smooze is a kisser
• celestia needs to stop trying to hold formal events when every time it gets informal she enjoys herself. JUST SAVE TWILIGHT THE HEARTBREAK BY HAVING CHATIC PARTIES ALREADY.

watchin the first race for POS

lookin at senpai fly off the wall for the first time like

he flyin around and shit lookin so cool 

and then more shit happens because it’s sports anime like c’mon

and then the other hot guy starts jumpin like a fucking gazelle 

they cross the finish line like hot sweaty badasses and i just cant anymore because that was like the most amazing 2 minutes of mah life tbh

and then the gayness happens because it’s absolutely necessary and don’t tell me otherwise 

basically the show was pretty damn good and I can’t wait to see more running hotties next week 

Flirty/ UST Cartson moments - part 1

I thought of compiling all the flirty / UST Cartson moments in a post for all of us to discuss, but I’ve just realised they’re way too many to fit in such a small space. So here’s the first part. Do join in and reblog with your thoughts, please! 

1. The alphabet scene 

Yes, the one we’ve analysed so many times. I’ve only got a couple of things to  add, really.  

“Let’s start with words beginning with A" 

Look at Peggy’s expression and the line of Jack’s neck. Sparks flying. We don’t know if Peggy wants to punch him in the face or push him against the closest wall to kiss him. Probably both. That’s why we ship them. 

"Adios, auf widersehen, aloha”

His flirty good-bye. His body language, turning back to give her a last cheeky smile. Peggy, holding her folders like a teenage girl. Sousa looking out of place. 

When Jack leaves, Peggy checks him out (we would too) keeps looking at him. But she doesn’t look exactly annoyed. There’s something more. He gets on her nerves… maybe a bit too much :)  


2. The coffee scene

‘It’s OK, chief. Let her stay. Maybe she can learn something’. 

This might sound patronising, but it’s clearly not Jack’s intention. He is nice to Peggy in front of Dooley (who clearly gets the picture, as we’ll discover a few episodes later)

'No, thank you, agent. I already have’. 

Peggy’s expression. She’s challenging him. Displaying her neck. Body language! She’s saying 'I’m smarter than you think, don’t mess with me’. This is a challenge. Aaaand… sparks flying again! 


3. The pre-radiation scan scene

What do we get from here? Is Jack really a flirt, as he wants Peggy to believe? 

'I volunteered, but Chief said it wouldn’t be appropriate’. 

He smirks. He wants everybody to believe that he’s good with women, maybe. But Peggy’s reaction puzzles me. She smiles! 

But immediately after… 

WHAT IS THIS? IS PEGGY JEALOUS? 


4. The radiation scan scene

Peggy and Jack are working together, probably from the first time. But she’s got something to hide.

STOP! OMG, THEIR HANDS ARE TOUCHING! 

And Jack seems completely mesmerised by her. She’s been absent and Jack is intrigued. 

NOTICE HOW JACK LOOKS AT HER AS IF SHE’S THE ONLY PERSON IN THE ROOM! 

When Peggy stops the fugitive and Jack grabs him as he lands on the floor, what’s the first thing Jack does? He turns back to look at Peggy. Still panting. OMG. 

'Can I be of any further assistance?’

Jack is literally on his knees now. Isn’t it a nice metaphor? 

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Reasons to Not Give Up on Bellarke

Some of y’all were feeling a little disheartened at the prospect of Bellarke after the season 3 finale, so I decided to make this list of reasons why you shouldn’t lose faith in the ship.  Feel free to add on!

  • We can start with the obvious, they’re in the same geographical location at the end of s3
  • “I trust you”
  • “I believe you”
  • Bestow forgiveness and understanding upon the other
  • It’s thrown in Clarke’s face that she worries about Bellamy more than her other friends
  • It’s thrown in Bellamy’s face he’s more devoted to Clarke than he was to Gina
  • The only time they completely lose it and/or beg is when the other is in an immensely perilous situation
  • Are completely open and vulnerable around each other, yet keep their walls up to some degree with everyone else
  • The Head and the Heart metaphor
  • 3x02 (which was basically like a Bellarke fanfiction…except it was canon)
  • Have the most intimate and emotional hugs in a show filled with emotional hugs
  • Are, in canon, compared to canon romantic relationships
  • Lots of unnecessary touching (face stroking, anyone?)
  • “Start with Bellamy Blake”
  • Ability to make each other smile and/or comfort the other in dire moments
  • Lengthy stares, often to check up on the other
  • A very high amount of nonverbal communication in general
  • Heart eyes
  • Lots, and lots of heart eyes (just look)

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Oh god okay so @agent-jawa sent me an ask about Legends + a spider on the ship, and then I was halfway through and accidentally deleted it (I didn’t even realize??? That was possible???) so here it is:

  • Sara stands as far from the spider as possible - preferably on a table, so no surprise backup spiders can sneak up on her - and throws knives at it. She’ll keep doing this until Time Dad asks her to stop throwing knives at his walls, at which point she starts throwing shoes.
  • Ray: “Come on guys, it’s just a little spider! He can’t hurt you. He just wants to eat flies and - OH MY GOSH IT GOT CLOSER RUN.”
  • He moves everything to the far side of the lab and if anyone asks he’ll insist he’s just being economical with space and he didn’t need all that room anyway and - “The spider is still there?” “Yeah, it’s still over there.”
  • Mick will squish the spider with his bare hand before anyone else realizes it’s there. This is generally the point where Kendra starts yelling and smacking him.
  • Kendra 1.) gets pissed if anyone tries to kill innocent spiders and 2.) refuses to touch the spider herself, so she mostly pesters someone else to do it
  • Leonard is entirely ambivalent towards the spider. He doesn’t want to kill it, it doesn’t both him, and he doesn’t care if anyone kills it.
  • Martin is like… the resident champion spider catcher. He’ll roll his eyes at Ray and scoop the spider up with a piece of paper and a plastic cup, and just leave it until he can dump it of the ship. Kendra appreciates the hell out of him.
  • Jax isn’t a violent kid but spiders give him the willies. He, Sara, and Mick have tried to kill a spider with hairspray and a lighter at least once. (Time Dad had to lock himself in the bathroom and cry.)
  • Rip isn’t especially bothered by spiders either, but he draws the line at letting them in the shower. No reason for a spider to be there. Also, he’ll talk to them. 
resistance children being happy

poe and finn and rey are in a lil space triad… no highkey spoilers i think, but still u might wanna skip if you’re being super careful about spoilers.

poe teaches finn and rey about things like food that isn’t dehydrated and reconstituted. “hey have you ever tried this wacky thing called chocolate?” finn takes one bite of a cupcake and starts crying. rey puts her fist through a wall.

rey just casually teaches poe One Neat Trick that can make his ship work way better. he is like “wow.” sometimes poe and finn just sit around and cuddle and watch rey parkour on things. badass girlfriend appreciation zone.

finn has never experienced this much love before. one time he gets to pet a dog. he’s like “are you sure i won’t hurt it? ok but are you sure?” finn gets really excited about kissing. finn has never even seen kissing. he is convinced nothing can be better than kissing and the first time rey gives him a backrub he is an absolute blissed out puddle of stormtrooper.

rey is convinced she’ll be able to swim. she can do everything else on her first try, why not swimming? she’s like “see? it was easy, I knew i could do it.” and then she sinks like a tiny rock and poe has to haul her out of the lake, trying not to laugh. the water is practically waist deep on him. how could anyone be that bad at staying afloat. meanwhile finn backstrokes past, spouting water out of his mouth. rey wrings out her hair and decides to just build a boat.

And here is a super salty post about the way a lot of this fandom treats Tobin

That’s what this post is. See look ^^^^^ – it’s right up there in the post title. So if you’re looking for humor or anything but salt, scroll on. You shall not find it here, nope. And while I will be a C@ryl (look at me censoring my own ship tag!) shipper until the end of time, but this is not remotely a shippy post. Okay, good talk.

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