time to roll the dice

Seven Hells

m/f (or m/m) couples game • ballbusting

You will need:

- 1 or 2 six-sided dice
- paddle or something similar (water bottle, back of hairbrush, etc)
- bondage rope (optional)
- timer (optional)

Setup:

- agree to a safeword
- male partner is restrained to bed (optional), female partner in position of her choosing
- use 1 six-sided dice for regular play, 2 six-sided dice for intense play

How to play:

- The female partner rolls the dice each round for seven rounds. Every time the dice is rolled, an action is performed based on the result.

- If the male partner can survive all seven consecutive rounds without giving in or using his safeword, he is permitted to fuck her/cum. Failure to complete all seven rounds means only she is given pleasure.

Rounds and their actions:

Roll #1: Slap

Male partner receives a number of slaps to the balls equal to the dice roll.

Roll #2: Punch

Male partner receives a number of punches to the balls equal to the dice roll.

Roll #3: Squeeze

With thumb and forefinger on each testicle, male partner’s balls are squeezed for a duration equal to 10 seconds multiplied by the dice roll.
(for example, 1 = 10 seconds, 2 = 20 seconds, 3 = 30 seconds, etc.)

Roll #4: Respite

Male partner’s balls are massaged and dick sucked for a duration equal to 10 seconds multiplied by the dice roll.
(for example, 1 = 10 seconds, 2 = 20 seconds, 3 = 30 seconds, etc.)

Roll #5: Squeeze

Same as Roll #3.

Roll #6: Punch

Same as Roll #2.

Roll #7: Paddle

Male partner receives a number of paddles to the balls equal to the dice roll. If no paddle, use kicks or knees.

Have fun!

Dumb thought

I’ve been wondering for a while what weapon Sapphire had and most fans seem to agree that she had knuckle dusters because of those octohedral crystals you see on the joints.

While this makes sense I was always really bothered by it because in general gem weapons seem to match the user. Steven wants to protect people, Jasper is headstrong, Ruby thinks with her fists, the list goes on and on but I never found any quality that links Sapphire to brass knuckles. In short I needed another object to create those knuckle ridges but where else would I find a weapon with 8 octahedrons in sapphire blue?

I know, I know, I’m dumb homestuck trash here but the sad part is it actually fits Sapphire’s personality. It was confirmed in Hit The Diamond that Sapphire can see all alternate futures and has to judge which is most probable, but just because one seems likely doesn’t mean it’s the future that will come true. 

Essentially, Sapphire is rolling the dice every time she makes a judgement based on a set of possible futures. She just has to hope luck comes out on her side…

If only they weren’t made of fluorite

I’ve got a depressingly sad thought for you. John-Balloon turned up about 30 minutes into T6T - and was still there in the last scene.

So it was in 221B whilst Sherlock found all of the last 4 statues. (anything from a few days to a few weeks, right?)

So it was still there when Mary went off trying to lure Ajay away from London. (anything from a couple of weeks to 2-3 months as we saw her in lots of countries, and ordering passports off forgers and collecting them - many passports many times, many collections, many dice rolls. Plus Mary implied she’s missed a chunk of the baby growing up.)

So that balloon was in 221B, attached to those books, getting less and less high, until it started drooping and Sherlock moved it to the side table where it would swing in the breeze everytime he walked past it (which he did many times. because.) (He wanted to read one of those books in the meantime - so he went out and bought a new one to save untying it.)

So… For anything up to 5 months that balloon was in 221B, moving everytime someone moved past it… Getting odd looks from clients… Balloon-John’s face getting more and more droopy, the string falling lower and lower towards the floor, until it hung right down, brushing the carpet.


Yes… that’s a depressingly sad thought for you.

Shoutout to all the dumbass nerds out there who don’t know a fukkin thing, if ur bad at remembering details abt fictional worlds, if u have trouble paying attention and remembering directions and fuck up tabletop games a lot for it, if the most strategy ur capable of is “I hit it with a bigger sword,” if u spend more time daydreaming about your interests than anything, if u get frustrated when a game requires numbers, if u gotta look up every other $5 word that sci-fi/fantasy author is using and can’t focus on the book for more than 16 minutes at a time, then u and I are chill. Some of us r just having a good time looking at pictures of aliens or describing the same dwarf oc 12 times or replaying the same game on casual mode again. No wrong way 2 have a fun time, we’re not here to learn our times tables or probability calculations thru dice rolls, were not here to relive 11th grade history but with wizards, let us doodle a shitty Druid and get the details wrong and make some shit up and have a low stress time.

Seven Leaf Clover, the Potion!

JD-

Things I would do if I had a vial of that liquid luck potion…

1. Vegas, obviously
2. Lottery, also obvious
3. Hatch a ton of Pokemon Go eggs
4. Take Faux on a less crummy date
5. Find the mythical “brandy and cheese puffs” flavored Bertie Botts
6. Post the update that day on time
7. ALL the Overwatch loot boxes
8. Nat. 20 dice rolls in D&D for days
9. Enter a Smash Brothers tournament (ladies)
10. Tell a waiter to “surprise me” and get something that I actually enjoy

Did I miss anything?

Me, an intellectual: WoT Edition

You: Son of a [insert a derogatory word that starts with the letter b]

Me, an intellectual: Bloody flaming son of a spavined goat!


You: Cairhienin

Me, an intellectual: Treekiller


You: Forsaken One

Me, an intellectual: Chosen One


You: Queen Elayne Trakand

Me, an intellectual: Royal bloody pain


You: Rand al'Thor, Dragon Reborn

Me, an intellectual: Woolhead


You: It’s time to roll the dice.

Me, an intellectual: Dovie’ andi se tovya sagain

What SD is on What Site

(based on my limited experience)

Seeking Arrangement - I call this site Sugar Baby Russian Roulette. Literally every type of daddy you can imagine is on here, both good and bad and you never know what you’re going to get each time until you roll that dice and open that message. Good luck.

Whats Your Price -  Wealthy yet usually very unattractive, social awkward men. A few younger but mostly 40+ older men. The occasional 27 year old fuck boy who wants a pro for $100. Always be clear of what is expected prior to going on a date. 

SugarDaddyForMe - Filled with experienced sugar daddies who know what they want and are ready to ask for it. Usually aggressive sexually and need to be told to chill the fuck out. Anybody on there that is younger than 40 is best to be completely avoided. 

EstablishedMen - Naive guys with a decent job who have no idea what the fuck a mutually beneficial relationship is even if they say they are seeking one. The best news is most of them are ready and willing to be trained. But training these men is like watering a plant unless you take proper care of it and are very patient, the plant is gonna die and waste your damn time. So tread carefully. 

Miss Travel - Worldly, interesting, exciting men. They are more likely to be attractive too but often times splenda. Will send you extremely thought provoking emails before they fly you out or visit you and spoil you, once a month or every few months. 

Feel free to reblog add your own and don’t take any of this too seriously obviously. 

Nagito Komaeda

Is really the Ultimate Bullshit.

Beside cheating death multiple times, he also achieved the near impossible. 

He rolled 6 on all 10 dices. Which isn’t really surprising, since he is the Ultimate Lucky Student, but what so special about this lucky outcome is for Komaeda to roll all 10 dices and have them all show 6 is a:

1 in 60,466,176 chance.

Or in percentage that would be.

0.00000165381716879202% (approximately)

(I am almost surprised that no one was shocked, but maybe they got used to Komaeda’s luck.)

Like no joke. If that’s how far he is blessed with luck, I don’t think he could ever die. 

(Sidenote: This could be a sneaky reference to a game called Zero Time Dilemma where if you don’t remember (for those who played it already) Akane talked about to Carlos about a similar thing. 

On the one hand, having to do Lots of Written Things to play D&D with old hs friends is le suck, on the other hand it makes me feel S M A R T to write numbers on paper with pencil like I’m back at college, so I’m counting this as a win.

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs)

Just a small town girl
Livin’ in a lonely world
She took the midnight train
Goin’ anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train
Goin’ anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlight people
Livin’ just to find emotion
Hidin’ somewhere in the night

Workin’ hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin’ anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlight people
Livin’ just to find emotion
Hidin’ somewhere in the night

[Instrumental interlude]

Don’t stop believin’
Hold on to that feelin’
Streetlight people
Don’t stop believin’
Hold on
Streetlight people
Don’t stop believin’
Hold on to that feelin’
Streetlight people

Everyday I’m shuffling

Rules: put your music on shuffle, list the first 9 songs and your favourite lyrics from each. then tag 9 other people to participate!

Tagged by @softshumjr . thank you marta <3

1. Heathens .  TØP

Please don’t make any sudden moves
You don’t know the half of the abuse

2. Alone Again . Betty Who

Waiting for you to come around
Is like waiting for rain in a year long drought
But when it rains it pours

3. Letters in the Sand. Sunrise Avenue

There was no anger, no cries out loud
Like the tide we just ran out
Hell of a lesson that I had to learn
All I can do is just let it burn, baby

4. Don’t Stop Believin’ . Journey

Working hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin’ anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues

5. Gone Forever . Three Days Grace

And now, it’s coming clear
That I don’t need you here
And in this world around me
I’m glad you disappeared
I feel so much better

6. Sober . Loreen

On our way, I can’t believe that I’m kissing you.
You touching me and I can’t imagine to be somewhere else.
I’m all in with no regrets.

7. Power . Bastille

Aim, throw your best shot right at me
Cause pain, I can take it easily

8. Rockabye . Clean Bandit

She tells him “your life ain’t gonna be nothing like my life
You’re gonna grow and have a good life
I’m gonna do what I’ve got to do”

9. I Feel Like Dancin’ . All Time Low

It doesn’t matter where
I don’t care if people stare

tagging: @couldweverbenough, @arizonarobb, @dildo-brien, @colinfarrells, @skamsphere, @grumpycateyes, @claryandizzy, @flammenmeer & @tribaltrudy

(feel free to ignore)

my favorite thing about kylo ren is that he looks exactly like the kind of douchebag LARP asshole guy that would invent a broadsword lightsaber for his dark brooding cool-guy character and come up with all these bullshit rules as to why its way better than anyone else’s and then whine about it being unfair when he gets beat