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Pick up lines Sentence Starters

Some of these are NSFWish but most are SFW

“Hey, are you a parking ticket? because you’ve got fine written all over you.”

“Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine”

“Are you from Jamaica? Because jamaican me crazy over you.”

“Is that a phone in your back pocket? Because that ass is callin’ me!”

“You from Taiwan? ‘Cause Taiwan-na get in your pants!”

“Hey, mind if i take a picture of you? I wanna prove to my friends that angels are real.”

“Hope you’ve counted your sins, ‘cause there’s gonna be a demon in your bed tonight”

“There’s gonna be a full moon tonight. I’ll help you howl all night long“

“You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime!”

“If you were a transformer, you’d be a hot-obot and your name would be optimus fine~”

“I’m gonna need ice over here, cause you’re too hot for me.”

“Hope you like Pokémon, ‘cause I wanna Pikachu!“

“I think I need a paralyz heal. Because you are absolutely stunning.”

“Is your body from McDonalds? Cause I’m loving it!“

“Are you religious? Cause you’re answer all my prayers!”

“Do you have a map? Because i got just lost in your eyes”

“Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.”

“Are you a bicycle? Cause i wanna ride you all night long~!”

“Are your legs made of Nutella? Cause I want to spread them!“

“Are you from china? ‘cause i’m china get ya in my bedroom tonite!”

“Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”

“Are you a magician?  Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

danger meme.
  • “i’m afraid.”
  • “did you hear that?”
  • “be still, be quiet.”
  • “do you see what they did to me?”
  • “come out, come out from wherever you are.”
  • “there’s nowhere to hide.”
  • “you can trust me ‘till the end.”
  • “save me!”
  • “it’ll only hurt a second.”
  • “there’s nothing to fear.”
  • “c’mon, we need to find a way out of here.”
  • “there’s no escape.”
  • “by the time anyone finds you, it’ll be too late.”
  • “i’ll protect you.”
  • “stay close, i’ll protect you.”
  • “did you really think you could escape?”
  • “well, well, what do we have here?”
  • “don’t close your eyes, stay with me!”
  • “don’t touch me!”
  • “please get away from me.”
  • “it’s so cute how you’re trying to fight back.”
  • “you’re gonna be okay.”
  • “stop moving so much.”
  • “do you want them to catch us?”
Confrontational/Angsty/Other Starter Pack
  • “I KNOW you took my last yogurt.”
  • “How could you do that to me?!”
  • “You killed them, didn’t you?..”
  • “I trusted you..”
  • “You threw it away! You threw it all away!”
  • “Don’t come to me when you need help, you wont find any here.”
  • “I told you to meet me at the OTHER place! Why did you end up here?!”
  • “Why do you keep taking directions from your phone?.. This is the THIRD TIME I’ve had to come get you.”
  • “Hit me again and we are THROUGH!”
  • “I told you i would fight you and now I’m here.”
  • “Please stop, please stop..”
  • “Scream at me all you want but you know what you did!”
  • “I came to get back what’s mine, now give it to me!”
  • “I told you we were done!”
  • “Give me one more chance, please!”
  • “I said keep your HANDS out of my FRIES!”


Girls I can’t believe we’re finally getting on this trip, I remember how we were joking about going to Rio for Carnival 2 months ago 😂 I’m hella exited and can’t wait to spent the best time with you guys.
YAAS WE’RE GOING TO BRAZIL! Please don’t get jelly about that - we’ll make you feel like you’re with us with posting our daily adventures 📷
So I hope the weather in NY gets better while we are away and you don’t miss us too much. Yours Truly @itsmishamisha @siobhanchap @amberphoenixx @caratempelton and of course me ✌💕 


“Cause its’ new chicks poppin’ up every day,
And they want the same thing”

I don’t have a caption, I just fuck with this wig heavy. Finals and work been kicking my ass so excuse me if I become less active, I got a life nigaas. I’m abou to grab a couple drinks with my girls at some bar they found idk I just need some liquor in my system. Can school just be over already? That would be great.

Make the PCs feel bad for killing you!

Just got back from a weekend of NPCing for After The Fall (a post apocalyptic LARP). It was crazy amounts of intense and emotional, even as an NPC.
After the closing event debrief I had a player come up to me and thank me for making his character feel so awful about killing me when I was playing a crying, shaking refugee character. He said it was an incredibly emotional event he won’t be forgetting any time. And that right there is why I roleplay and why being an NPC can be so frigging rewarding <3 

My brain needs time to process, but there will be lots more about this event soon.

Alphabet Q&A
  • A: Ambition?
  • B: Best quality?
  • C: (favourite) Colour?
  • D: Describe yourself.
  • E: Easiest subject?
  • F: (best) Friend?
  • G: Greatest achievement?
  • H: Habit?
  • I: Interest?
  • J: Joke?
  • K: (first) Kiss?
  • L: Last name?
  • M: (favourite) Month?
  • N: Next thing you have to do?
  • O: Oldest family member?
  • P: Person you love?
  • Q: Quirks?
  • R: Realest dream?
  • S: Song you love singing?
  • T: Tea or coffee?
  • U: Underwear colour?
  • V: (greatest) Victory?
  • W: Worst month?
  • X: (ever had an) X-Ray?
  • Y: (best) Year?
  • Z: Zodiac sign?

Showing her the city…                                                                                                     Finally, this tournament it’s over. And yup, we won ! I can’t wait to go back to my real bed now. Thank you Chipmunk for taking a 14 hour flight to support me. I still can’t believe you did that for me. My Little Banana ! (She’s so short, Haha) 

K, I’m starving now…

                                                    Older men declare w a r.
                                                    But it is youth that must
                                                           ғɪɢʜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴇ 

                                                         © ʷʳᶦᵗᵗᵉᶰ ᵇʸ ᶜˡᵒᵘᵈ

Doctor Sentence Starters
  • [ For Anon who asked for these like forever ago ]:
  • "Well, you do have a fever."
  • "What's going on today?"
  • "I'm going to shine this light in your eyes real quick."
  • "Take a deep breath."
  • "Breathe out."
  • "Any allergies?"
  • "What medications are you taking?"
  • "Where does it hurt?"
  • "Does this hurt?"
  • "How frequently do you experience this?"
  • "Your vitals are normal."
  • "Other than that, you're perfectly healthy."
  • "I'm referring you to a specialist."
  • "I'll prescribe you some antibiotics."
  • "I'm giving you some muscle relaxers."
  • "You'll be better in no time."
  • "We'll have to do an x-ray to make sure it isn't broken."
  • "Don't worry. It's just a sprain."
  • "Stay off of it for awhile, and it should heal."
  • "It'll only hurt for a second."
  • "We're just about done."
  • "You'll have to come in for blood work."
  • "Everything looks normal."
  • "What does your diet look like?"
  • "Are you getting enough sleep?"
  • "Your muscles are tense."
  • "If anything changes, call me."
  • "If this doesn't work, come back, and we'll try something else."


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Stark Contrast

{{ ooc: Sansa Stark played by the lovely @son-0f-a-snitch​ }}

A young Arya runs into the room, clearly much later than intended. Only her sister has noticed as the girl takes her seat.

Arya: Shhh!

The both glance at their Septa, who hasn’t noticed Arya’s late and disheveled arrival yet.

Their Septa turns, having noticed their squabbling, and casts them both a frown.

Septa: Girls! Enough of your bickering- Arya… what have you been up to?

Sansa: Liar…

Septa: Lying is unbecoming of a young lady, why can’t you be more like Sansa?

Arya: because I don’t think anyone can be quite as dull as she is, there’s no point in trying.

The sisters, as always, fall into their usual bickering ways.