- the type to be trying to tear open his chopsticks and hit your titty with his elbow let’s be real
- annoying girlfriend type who always wants to sit like, RIGHT next to you in the booth and you’re like seungkwan I can’t even see you
- “that’s what makes it more romantic”
- him slipping into his jeju accent when he gets mad and starts talking fast and you ain’t got any idea what he’s saying but nod anyways
- feeding him your food so much that your arm reaches for his mouth while he follows the fork like a baby bird
- sitting on the couch watching Disney movies and you hear some gross sniffling and when you turn on the lights its seungkwan crying into your shirt
- on weekends since he got the energy of the fucking energizer bunny he wakes you up by singing into your ear obnoxiously
- “ayoooo ladie-” “seungkwan I will put you in a headlock, don’t try me”
- walking in butterfly gardens together having a great time, but then seokmin almost chokes on a butterfly behind y'all and you have to leave
- seungcheol is like the annoying high school teacher at prom, like he even sees seungkwans hands on you he’s like “ha ha, lets it keep it pg guys ;-) haha”
- trying to text seungkwan very serious but he jus keeps sending you memes and you’re like what the fuck
- going to the mall while a very exhausted seungkwan follows you around
- suddenly he’s 100% reenergized as soon as y'all even pass by a Victoria’s Secret
- he’s always trying to talk to you in English but you kinda sit there confused like….that ain’t English boy
- going out to eat and always over ordering, like y'all will think you’re hungry enough for all this shit but then you’re sitting there with half full plates like….what now
- kissing his neck but he throws his drink because he got surprised and then he’s mad at you for the rest of the day
- he’s really easy to scare….,,,…but you don’t do it a lot cause he cries easily and has a weak heart
- loses his mind whenever you do anything cute like he starts throwing shit he can’t handle it he wants to fight
- wearing his shirts and he gets mad but you don’t listen, but then he walks out in your bra and shit like how do u like it????
- “seungkwan…it’s not the same.”
- always singing when shit don’t call for singing, like you’re trying to cook and he’s in the background rapping about every ingredient you have
- “Vernon please come collect him.”
- doesn’t like it when you wear heels because he feels small
- tries to be cute and place little kisses on your mouth before he leaves for the day but ends up tripping and falling on top of your sleeping body, has to run out with a red bump on his forehead
- probably gets asked about it later on by his manager or an interviewer and seokmin has to help him with a response
- taking boat rides to jeju together while you sleep on his arm and he’s so hype for you to meet his mom
- his mom loves you and seungkwan is over the moon cause she’s important to him and you’re important to him and he boutta cry
- he don’t bring you to the dorms a lot cause even though it doesn’t show he’s really touchy about you and chan is to damn comfy with you for his liking
- sneaking off together at night to little shops and restaurants all over while seungkwan holds your hand extremely tight like he doesn’t want to lose you
- he the type to get lost in a supermarket and have to go to the front and get them to call you on the loudspeaker
- when you go up to find him he’s sitting there with a blue ballon while the old manager lady pats his head and you’re like what the fuck am I dating or babysitting
- but sometimes you get really sad or scared sometimes and he’s suddenly superman and makes you feel safe and warm and you’re sorry you made fun of him for crying over the lion king again
- entertaining his weird phases, probably has a week where he’s super into fly fishing and you gotta deal with it
- being the 4th wheel in seokmin, hoshi, and seungkwan’s endeavors
- but it’s okay cause seokmin gives you piggy back rides and hoshi always feeds you when seungkwans away mc'ing or something
- you think they’re being nice but seungkwan probably asked them to do it because he doesn’t want you sad while he’s away
- flying to see your parents this time, and he probably practices his greeting for your dad in front of the mirror, in seven different octaves, 3 different postures, lmao
- going wild over your moms cooking and she probably loves him, and even though your dad looks at him like he’s weird, which he is, he likes him deep down
- people havin a hard time deciding if you guys are being sarcastic or serious talking to each other, it’s a house of sassy hoes
- dramatic coats together in the winter
- hoshi making you guys have a “get along” shirt that he sticks you in when you get mad at each other
- singing in the car to your favorite songs but seungkwan is like…,,,no
- “who sings this song, y/n?” “Exo, why?” “Yeah let’s keep it that way.”
- if he ever hurts your feelings from being a butt sometimes he’s always unsure how to apologize because of it
- ends up grabbing you and hugging you and singing cheesy love songs to make you feel better
- kissing his shoulders when he’s sore from practice but scoups runs over and grabs you like time to goooooo!!!!!
- borrows your lotions a lot so he always smells sweet like you
- trying to be cute and finish each others sentences but y'all always say the wrong endings
- little late nights where he calls you (until you wake up, you’re on alert for divaboo) and let’s out his frustrations, finding comfort in the way you would tell him everything’s okay and will continue to be
- trips with him in the moonlight where he makes you laugh and giggle by dancing all over town, cracking jokes at everything, kissing your cheek in little surprise gestures
- hoshi taking sneak pictures of you both and sending them to seungkwan later, he probably posts them with wild ass tags like “#truelove #seungcheolandjeonghancantfuckwithus #kawaii”
- it’s gonna be a relationship where you can never guess where he’s gonna go, what he’s gonna do next, and that’s all part of the surprise because your mc boo is one of the biggest motivators in your life and he loves you more than he loves being dramatic and that’s a whole lot and it’s just one of the most refreshing and wild relationships you’ll ever have and seungkwan the type to always keep you guessing and excitable every second of every day
So I’m in the mall with some friends, right? I see this menswear store and remember I could use a couple more dress shirts. So I go in and I’m just browsing when I realize the two men in the store are speaking Arabic. I didn’t want to disturb their conversation so I continue looking around. Eventually there was a break in the conversation so I had to ask “Excuse me, where are y'all from?” They replied “Morocco”, and I know Morocco is a Muslim country so of course my next question was “are you Muslim?” They kind of tensed up for a moment before replying yes. I smiled and said “me too” and gave my salaams and man I wish y'all could’ve seen the transition of their faces. Huge smiles, laughing, and we had a good lil convo before I left out the store. There was one thing that stuck out to me though. After I told them I was Muslim, one of them was like “You scared me for a second brother” and I laughed it off. But with all this Trump shit and being in northern Louisiana, I now know what he meant by that. They were legitimately on guard because a stranger had asked if they were Muslim. In that one second it took them to answer, they probably had come to the conclusion that whatever situation or consequence could follow was not worth denying his faith. Masha'Allah that’s what I aspire to be like!
Hi! Can you please do a request for shopping with Tae when you get a chance? Thank you 🌞
sure thing cutie pie!! sorry it took so long i have been swamped with work and school stuff this week im so sorry here you go though!!
again another request which is my fave like requests are my favorite in the world!!
okay tae is the hardest for me to personally write for but i am trying very hard for you all!!
okay so tae is still our small little child you know but seokjin doesn’t really care about his butt shopping alone he really only needs to come and babysit jeongguk on his shopping adventure
but tae is social and fluffy and cute and he loves all his boys very much so if any of them wanted to come he would definitely bring them along!!
which usually means chim and hoseok end up cramming in the car with you guy and it is not the mom suv
oh also also!! same deal with jeongguk you guys prefer the mall as your fave shopping place and not the crummy one just down the road that only has like aeropostale or whatever the heck people shop at
no the mall you go to has multiple levels and it has lots of quality stores and it’s nice and clean
but anyway you and tae pile in up front cause he has his license in this and even if he didn’t i bet this boy would go for it if you were going some place that made you happy
and hoseok and chim are in the back and they’re giggling and teasing you two for being so cute and if you two even look at each other for point five seconds the two in the back are screaming
when you first went on mall adventures tae almost crashed the car every time they would do that cause distractions!! but now he’s so used to it he just rolls his eyes and threatens to veer off the road if they don’t shut up
the entire car ride tae plays all the cyphers cause he is a dweeb and hoseok sings his part and tae sings yoongi’s part and chim does namjoon’s part and if you ever ask to change the song the three of them will all glare at you then start singing louder and at this point you know better than to ask again
tae probably speeds or drives like a grandma there is no in between okay he like goes way under or way over the speed limit
and you kinda
“i hope we go with jin next time geez god this is too much”
and you guys probably stop on the way like five times cause taehyung is a sweetie and when hoseok needs to go to the bathroom you stop and when chim shyly says he’s really hungry you guys get like five large fries at mcdonalds
which hoseok and taehyung end up throwing at each other so it really defeats the purpose but anywaY
you guys would get there much later than you had expected and you kinda greatttttttt
and you all hop out and 95 line dramatically say goodbye and hug each other and hobi hugs you just because he felt lonely and needed someone to hug as well but tae is not a fan of that so trades you for chim immediately
and you all plan to meet back at the same entrance to the mall at like six thirty or something so on the way home you can stop and get actual dinner and rub it in everyone else’s faces
and tae is a big hand holder in the mall cause sure arms around the waist or shoulder is really cute but hey the mall can get really crowded and he doesn’t want to lose you! and he also doesn’t want to be over the top cause god knows how many fans are there and he doesn’t want to be really mushy in front of them you know??
and so he can also tug you along excitedly if he finds something you might be interested in!
your boy though, idk the big mall here has a disney store!!
and so that’s usually your first stop is the Disney store!!
you guys are the only adults there without children
but the look on his face is all worth it
he asks you for help with their names and so he goes around pointing out all the characters he knows
and he likes to say you’re prettier than any of the princesses
he likes to also help the little kids reach the toys maybe they can’t reach by themselves and he’ll put a tiara on his head and he’ll sing along to under the sea with the little girls and he always has a cluster of kids following him around in the store
they actually ask him to come work there a few times and he has to decline every time with a pout
okay but he does end up actually buying stuff he likes to get plushies and if you weren’t there for impulse control he would buy one for every single one of the boys every single time
so he just gets one a trip and this time he ends up getting an eeyore stuffie for yoongi
he gets one for the both of you too and for the dogs and cats so you guys have even more things to snuggle when you go to bed!!
all the little kids get sad when you leave to go check out the rest of the mall
but obviously there’s a lot more you want to do !!
like after all this intense singing along taehyung would suggest it’s snack time !!! like what’s a mall trip without a snack
you guys would be the type to get pretzels !!
like not boring old salt pretzels but the yummy cinnamon kind and you always end up getting three cause taehyung eats two on his own and then still wants half of yours
but you let him how could you not have you seen this small little squish he is too adorable to say no to
and he always munches away happily and he licks his fingers all cute and if you have anything on your face like any cinnamon he would be rude and either kiss it off or like lick the corner of your mouth and you have to beat him because “taehyung there are CHILDREN here”
I wanna do fan interactions for all the boys buT
taehyung is definitely one of the more popular members so I think he would get approached a lot
he would always make sure to say hi and sign anything and everything for them !!!
and then he would introduce you always like he would be so open about his love for you like he knows idols are supposed to have their relationships on the down low but there’s no way he’s gonna pretend you don’t exist like he’s gonna show you off forever and we all know big hit is a lil more chill than lots of companies so they wouldn’t care too much after a while you know like he’s gonna fall in love let him bE
if a fan asks for a hug or something (idk do ppl do that) he would always give you a look first to get your approval
and you’re a super chill lover and you want all the fans to be happy okay thx
one time he asks the girl if she wants the rest of his pretzel and she passes out and you guys have to call mall security but that’s a different story
y'all are walking around, holding hands and being cute
and then you go to the pet store
and there’s a little puppy in one of the cages chasing his tail and Tae walks by and it starts tipping excitedly !!
and taehyung gasps and his presses his face to the glass and he’s so in love already and he asks the attendant if he can go in the little room and interact with the puppy
but that is one expensive puppy and you guys have like seventeen already ???
but he puppy looks so sad and lonely and taehyung is about to sob so you agree
but then the attendant comes back like “sir I just checked and um that puppy was gonna be sold to another person”
and taehyung is !!!! “I need my parting words”
and so he does what anyone else in this situation would do
and he stuffs the dog in his shirt
and he walks out all normal and the attendant just
“where’s my dog??”
and he just glared and you kinda tae, love, baby
and then the guy realizes his shirt
and taehyung just “I’m pregnant”
you guys aren’t ever allowed to go back to that store again
you guys go get some ice cream to cheer him up and you also get a balloon to cause here there’s a clown and it’s scary af but it has those really big shiny character balloons!!! and you guys get one cause they’re cute and you get a scooby doo on even though it’s outdated as heck
but it’s cute and that’s all that matters!!
I don’t see a lot of actual shopping going down
it would be more going in all those oddball random shops and just looking around more
like I don’t see taehyung being the biggest spender out there and he could be like a lil bit of a minimalist so he doesn’t like to buy much for himself
he would always want to buy things for you and the other members though!!! like just little things that remind him of all of you
but if you wanted to go in any shops he would be so patient and he would always be so supportive of all the clothes you tried on and he would carry all your bags for you too!!!
and if he saw you staring at something he wouldn’t even be subtle he would just go up and buy it for you he really likes getting you jewelry so he can be really cheesy and brush the hair from your neck and put the pretty necklace on when you get home and wow nice I’m digging
and he would especially like getting things for his chimmy !!
and all your pets he makes sure to get them all special treats
there’s a fudge store that you always get fudge from to take home and share and you guys do that too !!!
if you ever go past like the lingerie section in any particular store he would be shameless and be like “wow that would totally be your color!!”
but like in a really sweet innocent way like him just complimenting you?? even if it’s kinda blunt !!!
okay so maybe it’s not that innocent but hey that’s taehyung for you
anyway after aimlessly wandering for a bit and enjoying each other’s company you guys meet up with chim and hobi and you go out to get dinner !!
and you go get pizza and guess what you guys get like two large and one is extra cheese and one is pepperoni !!
and you guys make sure to send lots of pictures to seokjin cause you’re rude
and taehyung keeps his hand on your thigh the entire dinner
you guys show off everything you bought and share stories and it’s just fun bonding !!!
on the way home you fall asleep and he pulls the car over to take cute pictures of you
shopping with taehyung would be a lot of fun plz invite me along thank you!!
I work for a very popular young women’s clothing store (named after a French cake). Anyways, I’m not exactly the skinniest person who works there, but as a manager, I set an example of how to dress and act as someone who works there. I can obviously wear the clothes that we sell. So the other day we’re having a good day and we’re steadily busy. I see a customer walk up to the cash wrap and I head that way to cash her out. I do the whole customer service thing “hi how are you” “did you find everything okay?” Blah blah blah. The customer asks me, “is there plus size here?” I reply with no, we don’t have plus size in this store, we do have plus size in the surrounding cities. She goes “No, that’s NOT what I’m asking. I SAID is there any plus size stores here in the mall.” I apologized, and then gave her directions to Lane Bryant, and that was the only store I know of that was specifically targeted for plus size women in the mall. Irritated with me,(for whatever reason), she says “well I need something for my friend. Like leggings. What size y'all go to?” I said the biggest size we go to is an XL. The whole time I’m totally nice with speaking to her, only I know where this is heading. She then asks me with this stank look on her face: “well, where do YOU even shop then???” And then EYES me up and down. My face immediately changes. With a blank face and monotone voice I said “I shop here. I wear a size large. The shirt I’m wearing? It’s right over there.” (Not that she needed to know that.) She then RAISES her eyebrow at me and then goes “Oh.” I hand her her change and said “have a GREAT DAY MA'AM.” She walked away and never looked back. This type of behavior sickens me because it’s like really?? Do people really need to be that cruel? Does basically calling me fat feel make you feel good about yourself? Seriously? Fuck her. Fuck that customer. I wear my stores clothing with pride!