time to fob out a little

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing…
“When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.”
Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

but honestly tho

fob sounded SO G O O D tonight and they were all so smiley and excited…patrick was dancing around getting his signature White Boy Moves out full force. pete has a snazzy new haircut and when i yelled at him NICE HAIR PETE he yelled back THANKS and patted his own head. joe looked absolutely content being able to play that night like he was truly having a good time. andy did cute little waves at the crowd, which spent every quiet intermission yelling ANDY 愛してるよ!!!and the likes.
most of all they all looked healthy and generally in jolly good mood and i feel so thankful for them gahhhhh

Today, I fucked up... by calling a locksmith when I was “locked out” of my car

I’ll preface this by saying I’m usually not a stupid man but I was at the end of my third 16 hour shift in a row and I was very tired. I’ll make this quick:

I got off work, went out to my car, hit the button for the doors on my remote unlocker - as usual. Nothing happened. I tried it a few more times, battery must be dead. I stand there for 10 minutes, mashing the little button, hoping for enough juice to open the doors. Nada.

I call a locksmith, explain that I’m locked out of my car. He says he’ll be right over. 20 minutes later he arrives. He walks up with his tools, inserts a thing that looks like a blood pressure cuff in the door jamb. He starts making conversation as it inflates, pushing the door open:

“So locked your keys in the car? No problem sir, I’ll have it open in a minute.”

“No, my keys are right here, my key fob is dead.” I replied.

He stops and for about 10 seconds. Doesn’t say a word. He sees my keys in my hands. Takes them from me, inserts them in the lock and opens the door.

I was mortified. I was so in a habit of opening the doors with my remote fob that I entirely forgot that keys could be used to unlock cars manually. He started laughing so hard I thought he was going to have an aneurysm. After he stopped laughing, he told me there was no charge. The story he’d have to tell was worth the drive out.

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Today, I fucked up by calling a locksmith when I was "locked out" of my car.

I’ll preface this by saying I’m usually not a stupid man but I was at the end of my third 16 hour shift in a row and I was very tired. I’ll make this quick:

I got off work, went out to my car, hit the button for the doors on my remote unlocker – as usual. Nothing happened. I tried it a few more times, battery must be dead. I stand there for 10 minutes, mashing the little button, hoping for enough juice to open the doors. Nada.

I call a locksmith, explain that I’m locked out of my car. He says he’ll be right over. 20 minutes later he arrives. He walks up with his tools, inserts a thing that looks like a blood pressure cuff in the door jamb. He starts making conversation as it inflates, pushing the door open:

‘So locked your keys in the car? No problem sir, I’ll have it open in a minute.’

‘No, my keys are right here, my key fob is dead,’ I replied.

He stops and for about 10 seconds doesn’t say a word. He sees my keys in my hands. Takes them from me, inserts them in the lock and opens the door.

I was mortified. I was so in a habit of opening the doors with my remote fob that I entirely forgot that keys could be used to unlock cars manually. He started laughing so hard I thought he was going to have an aneurysm. After he stopped laughing, he told me there was no charge. The story he’d have to tell was worth the drive out.

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So I thought of a thing

I’ve always thought certain songs reminded me of each of the egos

Warfstache-
The Show, Melanie Martinez
Uma Thurman, Fall out boy
Dollhouse, Melanie Martinez
I started a joke, ConfidentialMX
Haven’t you noticed (I’m a star), Olivia Olsen

Darkiplier-
Hey Jude, The Beatles
Emperors new clothes, P!AtD
LA devotee, P!AtD
Pain, Three Days Grace
Mama, MCR
Erutan, Come Little Children

Host/Author-
Don’t threaten me with a good time, P!AtD
Lateralus, Tool

Anti-
Straight for the castle, Halsey
Enjoy The Show, NateWantsToBattle
This Ain’t a scene, FOB
The Devils Train, The Lab Rats
My demons, starset

Yandere-
Smoke and mirrors, jayn
Poison (Thanks for nothing), jayn
Secret, The pierces

M A N I A: January 19th

the release date for M A N I A is getting pushed back to January 19th, as i’m sure you all know.

this completely took me by surprise, even though it shouldn’t have. we had all of those jokes about the boys only having three songs ready out of ten, or pete messing with his fidget spinners in the studio, or whatever reason for not having the record ready. but i thought they’d pull through? idk i guess i trusted in them that they would be able to put the album out on time because that’s what they’ve been telling us since the beginning: M A N I A out September 15th. so i’d be lying if i said i wasn’t disappointed.

i mean, it’s not like they didn’t have quite a while. when they announced the album in april, it pained me to think about how far september was. but now september is one month away, and i’m wondering what they did with all of that time.

they even annouced a tour under the album name. so my question is: why still call it the M A N I A tour when we’re only gonna have two or three songs from the album available? how are they going to keep the tour focused around the album when the album isn’t even out?

but, i’m not making this post to complain. i’m just confused.

i support their decision 100% - i don’t want them to create three-fourths of an album in three weeks. i don’t want rushed songs that don’t have a connection with patrick, pete, joe, or andy. because that’s not fall out boy.

i want songs that had rough drafts and demos and polished-away imperfections. i want an album that took time, effort, thought, and love to create. i want music that resonates with them. and if we can’t have that within a month, so be it. because i want the M A N I A that’s been hyped for months. i want the album that pete writes his cute little poetic notes about. i want the album that the boys believe in.

so i don’t mind waiting another four months for an album that’s undoubtedly going to turn out better than they imagined.

🔮🌊january 19th, my dudes🌊🔮

a list of important shiro things in no particular order now with visual evidence:

- you know how keith stans my chemical romance? shiro stans fall out boy with the same fierce intensity;
- he also likes ambient noises, whale calls, classical music and in his weakest moments some ol’ good sad screamo, of course, but fob satisfy his emotional void like no one else can, what with their long incomprehensible string of words that he can warble when he’s really feeling it without being guilty - you can’t pull out azlyrics for everything, now, can you, winging it is understandable and encouraged (this vine definitely made him snort juice out of his nose, keith has caught it on camera and password protected it, there’s no use denying it happened)
- shiro sings fob songs under the shower like it’s his duty: he uses the shower head as mic and dances along with all he’s got. he also makes guitar/bass motions during solos, has gotten really good at pete wentz-ing with his imaginary fender. he’s not even embarrassed when he discovers someone had been listening/watching all along, he’s not ashamed, every fob song is a bop and he’s a just dance master anyway, he’s got moves (he’s only been beaten at just dance once in his life, by matt, but they all know he somehow cheated so,,)
-  sorry but imagine him bellowing I’m a nervous wreck, I’m a n-n-nervous wreck too loud for comfort, soaping himself up; “patrick just gets me,” he tells very seriously to the tiles of the castle’s bathroom. they do not reply.
- it’s only natural that he has a fob shirt he bought at one of their concerts (why is merch so damn expensive, the hell). it sadly had to be deemed as a ratty pajamas??? he used to wear it daily but he flexed in it too hard (lmao) so it’s gotten a little stretched at the seams and it’s well used so the cotton has gotten thin bc it’s his favorite ever?

so get me: shiro with boxers/sweatpants and the ratty fob shirt, still warm from bed, scruffed with a shadow of beard because he hasn’t had the time/physical motivation to shave yet, brushing his teeth with one hand while with the other he scratches his tummy (eight pack?? whatever). he’s squinting his eyes at the mirror, because the alien coffee he snorted right after waking up hasn’t still properly done its job; he’s humming under his breath a tuneless melody, foamy mouth and everything. he blinks owlishly at himself as the notes start to take shape in his head, gargles some tap water a little before spitting it out and padding in the castle’s living room’s direction, his black lion slippers on. his humming doesn’t stop, raises a little in volume instead, and soon he’s mumbling bits and pieces of made up lyrics, shuffling his feet in time.
when he gets to the living room, the others are flopped in various states of disarray on the couches, still sleep ridden and lazy. he smiles to himself, keeps his humming steady, thinks he can make it another ten minutes till he demands they go to have breakfast and then training. waits for them pick up on what he’s doing.
keith’s the first. he makes a face, but pitches in and matches his tempo. soon enough, lance joins in too, drumming his fingers on the arm of the couch with a sleepy smile. pidge and hunk are next, and they harmonize perfectly, random words thrown around between them as their singing gets louder, as they get to the choir and give it their all.
when the song ends, they all have matching grins. shiro flops down on a random couch, too, and gives two thumbs up at everyone, even at allura and coran, who just seem very confused.
he’ll explain, he vows, but not now. now, he throws his head back in a laugh and tells his space family “great job, team!” only to be met with delighted expressions. sugar we’re going down is a classic, he tells himself, quite gleefully, but next time he’ll go with something a little more challenging. maybe he’ll ask pidge to set up a weekly karaoke session.

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GIVEAWAY!!!! (closed, winner has been picked at random)
Decided to do this short little giveaway on some band tees so someone else can wear them because I’d hate to just through them away :( some are medium some are large
This is how you enter:
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Giveaway will be ending on April 30th, 2017

Run Away With Me
“It’s a road trip! It’s about adventure!… It’s not like we have somewhere to go.”

Tightrope x Walk The Moon // Take a Walk x Passion Pit // Summertime x My Chemical Romance // Cough Syrup x Young the Giant // Jackrabbit x San Fermin // I Wanna Get Better x Bleachers // Geronimo x Sheppard // Riptide x Vance Joy // Tear in my Heart x Twenty One Pilots // Ways to Go x Grouplove // Pumpin Blood x NONONO // Miss Atomic Bomb x The Killers // Favorite Record x Fall Out Boy // Mr Jones x Counting Crows // What I Got x Sublime // She Will be Loved x Maroon 5 // No Story Time x Smalllpools // Come a Little Closer x Cage The Elephant // Dangerous x Big Data (feat. Joywave) // 1979 x Smashing Pumpkins

{listen here}

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If you like

-Halsey

-Melanie Martinez

-Troye Sivan

-bands like 5sos, all time low, twenty one pilots, mcr, ptv, sws, p!atd, blink-182, fob, hey violet, bmth, bvb, green day, pvris, tonight alive etc..

-american horror story, how i met your mother, criminal minds, teen wolf, pll. *castle and bones*

*purple jk any color i dont care ♥*

follow me and i’ll follow back ♥

Workspace | Stiles Stilinski AU

A/N: This is only the first part to this mini series so it’s not to to excited but it gets better promise. Destiny will be up this week ! Love you babes.
I pulled into the only empty parking spot I could find on the overly crowded lot of cars. It was the furthest from the front row I could get, but I didn’t mind much.

Today was my first day at a new job, and nerves were getting the best of me. I actually relished in the thought that the extra minute it would take me to walk from my car to the front doors would prolong the time I would have to endure the grueling task that is the first day. With awkward hello’s and insincere how do you do’s not to mention feeling like a little fish in a very big, very pretentious pound, was enough to make me restart my car and drive away. ‘I need this job.’ I told myself. It was by luck that I even got it.

I was sure that I’d totally bombed the interview. I was all over the place with my answers and stuttered way too much. So you could only imagine my surprise when a few weeks later I received a phone call from, my now boss, Martha. Later she would tell me I was excellent at interviewing and she couldn’t even tell that I was a nervous.

I was still in my car at 8:44. I had to be in the building at 9:00, but my father had always taught me to be punctual so I tried to be fifteen minutes early to everything. When the little black number changed from a four to a five, I sucked in a deep breathe and grabbed my oversized pink purse then got out of my car. I shut the door and looked into the drivers window to fix my hair one last time, before I click the lock button on my key fob and dropped my keys into my purse. I weaved through the maze of cars until I reached the front entrance of the office building. The doors were all glass with silver handles and read Prominence Legal Services in bold blue letters. I pulled open the heavy door and entered into a small waiting but luxurious room where a pretty, young, tan receptionist with black hair welcomed me with a smile.

“You here for your first day?” She asked with the same warm smile still on her face. Her name plate sitting at her desk said ‘Angie’, she stood from it and strolled over to me with her hand already extended. I took it firmly and shook and maybe a little to eagerly.

“Yes.” I said with as much fake confidence I could muster trying to cover up my pervious over excitement. ‘Why can’t I be normal for longer than twenty minutes at a time?’ I could feel my face turn warm, and knew my nerves had returned.

“Well,” she started letting go of my hand seeming not to notice my nerves at play. Maybe I was good at faking it. “I’m going to give you a small tour of things and then I’ll take you to Martha. Sound alright?”

I nodded my head in agreement not trusting myself to form words just yet. I flashed her a shy smile, the best I could do, and she turned on her heels and headed to another glass door off to the right just behind her desk. I hadn’t noticed it before but this door was taller then the others. With a long vertical silver handle. Next to it on the wall was a small black box to which Angie pulled a small white key card out of her pocket and waved it in front of it. There was a faint click and Angie pulled the door open holding it for me to walk through. I took a deep breathe and ‘Okay, you got this.“ I said pep talking myself. ‘Be brave.’. I made my way to the tan girl and stood in front of her looking through the doorway. I couldn’t see anything down the small hallway, it just ended abruptly and only allowed you to go left or right. I glanced at Angie, who nodded and smiled encouragingly. 'No turning back now.’, so I adjusted my purse on my shoulder and walked through to the hallway.


“And over there is the break room,” Angie directed pointing to a doorless entry where I could vaguely see a fridge, some microwaves, and a couple vending machines. We made a left into a row of desks. We past a few people who were busy at work, and a few that were chatting amongst themselves. I smiled shyly at everyone who we passed give my best first impression. As we walked my bag hit something making it jingle loudly with its contents catching some people’s attention. I blushed hard averting the eyes that were inevitably starring at me and walked faster to catch up with Angie.

“This will be your desk.” Angie stated. She stood next to a long white countertop like table that housed a computer, key board, and phone already.

“Over there.” She pointed to a wooden door at the end of the room behind me. “Is the copy room. It also has any supplies you may need. Pens, sticky notes, staplers, whatever.”

I only nodded again. I hadn’t said more than a couple words since I arrived and I was afraid she was starting to think I was a mute.

“Thank you so much.” I half murmured.

“No problem.” She smiled her warm toothy smile. “Now I’m going to see if Martha is ready for you. You can go grab some supplies and I’ll be back.”

“Okay.” I gulped praying she hasn’t heard the new pitch in my voice. For the past half hour, Angie had been my security blanket. But now she was throwing me into the wild, out on my own. I tried to plead with my eyes for her to stay.

“You got this.” She whispered. repeating my inward pep talk from earlier. She placed a hand on my upper arm and gave it a squeeze, before turning away back down the row desks in which we came. I sighed and set my purse on my new desk.

“Cute bag.” Someone sang behind me. I spun around to see a pale girl with strawberry blonde hair and dimples. She was dressed rather stylishly making me feel underdressed almost instantly.

“Thanks.” I smiled. “It’s a Coach purse I’ve had forever.”

“Vintage, I like that.”

I laughed at her obvious joke.

“I’m Lydia.” She grinned.

“Y/N” I mumbled returning her gesture. I was surprised at her genuine niceness. Had I just seen her and not talked to her I would assume she was stuck up.

“You got lucky.” She said recatching my attention.

“Oh?” My tone fluctuating to make the simple word sound like a question.

“Mhm, this section of desk has the greatest people you will ever meet in it. ”

“Laying it on kind of thick, aren’t we Lydia?” A girl with long dark hair and slanted eyes asked. She’d just spun around in her chair to face us.

“Yeah, you’re going to scare her away like you did that Erica girl.” This came from a girl next the dark haired girl. She had short straight brown hair that only came to her jawline, and hard expression.

“I didn’t scare Erica away. She just moved department.” The two girls giggled and Lydia rolled her eyes. “That’s Kira and Malia. They’re children as you can tell. Not really sure how they managed to get this job but maybe there is a God.”

“I’m Kira.” The dark haired girl said easing her hand a little.

“Damn Lydia, could you be any worse at this?”

“That’s Malia. You’ll get used to her harshness one day.” Lydia smirked at me before turning and sticking her tongue out at Malia.

“Harsh? I’m not harsh! Kira am I harsh?”

“No Malia, you are not harsh.” Kira responded almost robotically like this was certainly not the first time they’d had this conversation. Malia smiled proudly and snapped to Lydia raising her fist and slowly started to lift her middle finger, when a very well dressed woman with curled blonde hair and heavy makeup walked over. Malia’s eyes widened and she lifted her other hand quickly pointing to a nonexistent wound on her middle finger.

“And this scar is from a bee when I was three.”

“Interesting Malia,” the woman I now recognised as Martha said. “Y/N, can I steal you for a second?”

“Of course!” I responded without hesitation.

There was an intentional over exaggerated scoff from behind Martha and everyone turned to see where the rude sound had come. Sitting at a desk to the right of Martha was a guy. His brown hair was well kept but styled messily. He was wearing dark frame glasses that only accentuated the other features of his face, like the small moles adorning it. He had plump lips although they weren’t very full and that jawline, oh my god. He was leaning back in his seat as far as he could go with his left hand resting on the arm of his chair.

“Something wrong, Stilinski?” Martha asked suspiciously.

Stilinski looked up at her from his seating position then he smiled an award winning smile and shook his head.

“No. Sorry Mar. Just couldn’t believe all the accounts I have today.”

“Well, If anyone can get through them I know it’s you.” She patted him on the shoulder headed out of the rows of desks. I’d almost forgotten I was suppose to be following her and took a few steps toward until I noticed Stilinski starring at me. No, glaring. The look was just on the cusp of hatred but I didn’t understand why. I’d only just gotten here. How had I already made an enemy. His eyes were dark behind is glasses and he looked me up and down with an obvious disgust. Wait, I thought. Was that scoff for me? What had I said, done even to deserve that?

“You coming Y/N?” Martha called to me. I broke away from Stilinski’s stare and rushed passed him.

“Right, coming Martha.” I called a bit too eager again. When will these nerves stop!

“Kiss ass.” I heard mumbled from behind me.


After Martha had gone over policies and procedures, she released me back into the wild to start my actual job. I didn’t need to be trained, I had done this same work at my previous job. But, nonetheless they assigned me someone as a trainer, which thankfully was Lydia, just incase I had questions. I didn’t, of course, so I took the opportunity to get to know her. She was quite interesting. She already owned a home that she lived at by herself (well and her dog Prada), she’d only been working there a about a year but already received multiple awards for her performance. She was a real overachiever but I was glad she seemed to like me.

Later, I headed to the copy room to get the few supplies I needed. I walked down the long row of desk until I came to the wooden door Angie had pointed out earlier. There was a small plate on it that read 'Copy Room’. I turned the brass knob and pushed opened the door. There wasn’t anyone in there, but I wasn’t sure if I’d excepted there to be. It was a small room with copiers along the walls three or four of them maybe. I looked around and found, on another wall, a long shelf with the all the supplies one could ever need. I picked over the shelf looking for anything that I may need. I heard the door open and turned to see a tall man with dark hair and a slightly obscure jawline walk in to use the copier.

“Morning!” He said politely.

“Morning.” I repeated without hesitation.

The tall man just smiled a went about his business so I did the same. I saw a stack of pink sticky notes on the bottom shelf and knelt down to exchange them with the yellow ones I’d picked up earlier. I heard the tall man leave but didn’t hear anyone come in.

“Morning.” A smooth voice said from behind me.

Startled I stood up quickly hitting my head on the shelf above me dropping all the supplies in my hands.

“Morning.” I groaned rubbing at the newly formed bump. I dropped down to my knees and start picking up my things. The person who startled me rushed over to help.

“I’m sorry I didn’t mea-” he stopped talking mid sentence. I looked up to see the rude guy, Stilinski. And now I was sure that had to be his last name because no first name could be so horrendous.

“Oh.” He grimaced. He handed me a pack of paper clips then quickly got up grabbing his papers from the copier and walked out without another word.

“What the actual fuck.” I whispered to myself still holding my head with one hand and the supplies with the other.

New blogs for 2016
  • I need loadssss of new blogs to follow for 2016 so reblog this if you post
  • 5SOS
  • 1D
  • Green Day
  • Ellie Goulding
  • Taylor Swift
  • the 1975
  • Little mix
  • Catfish and the bottle men
  • ATL
  • FOB
  • PLL
  • Made in Chelsea
  • Youtubers
  • Drake and Josh
  • Just aesthetically pleasing stuff
  • Pale/pastel blog
  • Funny blog
hey are u sad??? here are some funny band videos to cheer u up !!!

fall out boy

paramore

my chemical romance

panic! at the disco

pierce the veil

of mice & men

all time low

twenty one pilots

a day to remember

the brobecks

the academy is…

this took a rlly long time so it would be cool if you reblogged or added more vids bc i feel like im missing a lot of paramore, mcr, om&m, and atl but i cant think of what exactly. enjoy some laughter pals.