Submitted by insanity-killed-the-hipster:
“seriously man i sit next to the tuba and a tenor in the middle row
if i want to get somehting out of my case i have to knock over a dozen stands, move the conductor stand, kill an elephnat, climb mount doom, and wrestle a snake
not to mention i have to take it with me because if i dont then it gets dropped”
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