time to be my own trainer


You Need To Know This Pole Dancer’s Self-Confidence Secrets

In her own words, pole dancer and fitness trainer Roz “The Diva” Mays is where she is today by way of a miracle. “If you’d have told me during that first pole-dancing class…” (which, she adds, kicked her ass completely) “…[that] I would eventually be leading classes of my own all around the country, and would have ended up on TV four times doing this, I would have slapped the shit out of you,” she laughs.



Genre: Fluff
Words: 1,548
Pairings: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Warnings: Mentions of stalking, self-defense fighting
Summary: Soulmate AU in which one’s heartbeat becomes perfectly in sync with their soulmate’s once they meet.

A/N: I’m hoping to make this a series if it gets enough of a response! Let me know what you think.

“Natasha, I don’t want to go to the gym!”

Your friend, and also your roommate, dragged you by your arm to the downtown fitness center. She had forced you to change into athletic leggings and a t-shirt, convincing you that the two of you were going to go do yoga. She lied.

She turned her head back toward you as she swung the door open. “I’m doing this for your own good.”

The training area was large, much larger than you expected, and had high ceilings with large black tubes connecting to the air conditioning vents. The rest of the area was filled with a check-in desk, doors that connected to what you guessed were locker rooms, several red mats, a black boxing area with a ring that was colored in white and red, a running track, and a large number of weight lifting machines.

You could hear the clanking of weights and grunts from somewhere behind the boxing ring, but you didn’t focus on the people. Instead, you focused on the frustration in Natasha’s tone.

You rolled your eyes, wincing as she pulled your arm harder to get you to go toward the check-in area. It didn’t look as if anyone was around. “I’m fine- I will be fine.”

Natasha whipped around, finally dropping your arm as she gave you a sharp look. “You are being stalked, (Y/N). This isn’t up for debate. You’re getting self-defense lessons.”

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Gajevy Fic Recs - 8/17

Hello everyone! Sorry for the long wait (and probably nobody’s asking for this now) but here I present to you a new list with Gajevy fic recs

Check the previous ones here and here and another one here. Almost all of these authors have more than one story so check their blog/profile to read more from them!


Bend it like Levy by @kissedbyiron (ffnet) Hands down this has been one of THE best Gajevy fics I’ve read! The story traps you from the start and it keeps building up incredibly well! ‘Must read tier’. If you read this story please come back and fangirl with me about your reaction to this fic! M-rated for a reason! (Completed)

Doubt and Trust by @kitachaos-blog  (ffnet) - Fantasy!AU in which Levy is a fairy and Gajeel is the enemy, but the story proves how love can move mountains to bring two souls together! Beautiful story! (On-going)

Once upon a time by AnyDreamWillDo19 (multi-pairing) (ffnet) Fairy Tail meets fairy tales! (bad pun intended). Our beloved couples from Fairy Tail are thrown into different stories and will have to face the enemy (as well as their own feelings) to rescue their SO. (On-going) [Gajevy, Nalu, Gruvia, Elfever, Jerza]

The dragon’s den by @nocturna131 Honestly, this story is mouthwatering and the fan art done by lovely @bluuesparrow (here, here & here) adds to that effect! Stripper!Gajeel who gets charmed instantly by sweet beautiful Levy. Really good story! (On-going)

Silver for Monsters by @neen-writes Witcher!AU Amazing incredible story written by the queen of AUs. Based on the storyline The Witcher videogame. It’ll leave you at the edge of your seat all the time! (On-going) @bluuesparrow did fan art for these one too!

Taste in Music by @ranunculus-fox DJ!Levy and Bodyguard!Gajeel. Those of you that love protective Gajeel need to read this! And even more if you love whenever Levy hands Gajeel’s ass on a silver plate by awing him with her skills. There’s no doubt they fall deeply in love but with someone lurking in the dark, Levy will need to not leave Gajeel’s side! (On-going)


Kuroneko by Tessryne (ffnet) A clever plan for Gajeel to get closer to Levy. But things don’t go always as planned… Really funny and fluffy and lovely.

Strange magic by @alykazamfanfiction Story about the night Gajeel attacked Team Shadow Gear but with an interesting plot point! I’ve read this at least 3 times and it always pulls at my heartstrings! A lot of emotion in this one-shot!

Checkmate, Darling by @xambedo Training!AU In which Levy is taught how to fight by a sexy gym trainer with raven hair. Incredible story that makes you feel so so much! M-rated for a reason!

Basic Training by @spikerr Council!Gajevy Levy just wants to train with Gajeel but things don’t go like she expected at all. Amazing story with angst, hurt, fluff, tears and a very angry Gajeel. MUST READ!

Cat by @phoenix-before-the-flame Modern!AU Hilarious one-shot in which Gajeel owns lots of cats and frets over them <3 really good!

Blood and snow by @shadowtsukiyo This barely made it to the list because I just read it yesterday! SO SO GOOD! Badass Levy, protective Gajeel, action, fight scenes, a dangerous mission and so much love between these two! Council times.

Self-promo time! I’m also a fanfic writer! Check out Broken, my latest angsty fic! You can find my work here and here!

Happy reading!

A/N: I created this list trying to give other writers some exposure. As you noticed, I placed just one story from each author (although almost ALL of them have more than one story so you should probably check their blog/profile out). 

Most likely I left some of my faves stories/authors out of this list and that’s either because I already recommended them previously or because I will in the next list. I’ll do my best to include most fics/authors I enjoy but that would make the list way WAY too long!

Please go ahead and add your own recs!

WTF (Where’s The Food?)

“Prince of the Trainers’ School” they said! Thanks a lot!

I wanted to have something like this in one of the earlier Sun & Moon comics, but I couldn’t find a good place for it without it slowing down story progress. So here we see more fun times with Hector’s big crush on the dreamboat Captain Ilima.

It may surprise you, but Hector actually has a bit of a hopeless romantic side to him. He’d never let anyone know it though. He gets embarrassed by his own brain a lot of the time, so he wouldn’t dare say those thoughts out loud.

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Entry #8 - Child - Smut - By @dyldo-trash

Originally posted by dobriensrapp

Author: @dyldo-trash 
Warnings: Spanking, Orgasm Denial, things and stuff.
Summary: Mitch won’t let you go on a mission. You decide to take matters into your own hands, so Mitch decides to take you in his own hands ;) 
Words: 1,234
Prompt: “You have thirty seconds to explain to me what you’re doing here.”

“You have thirty seconds to explain to me what you’re doing here.” A very familiar voice growled from behind me. I turned around to smirk at the one and only Mitch Rapp, loving the fact that he was glaring at me like he could kill me in the middle of this mall. But he couldn’t, as I was sitting right next to the target, having a nice conversation with him, in fact.

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[PD101] The Kang Brothers are a PERFECT DUO material.

The Kang Brothers aka The Kang Daddies are a perfect duo material. And here’s a few reasons why:

Both of them have their own individual charms, they complement each other very well.

  1. Fluffy tiger & overgrown puppy
  2. Fresh Jeju Boy & Charming Busan Boy
  3. Kang Princess & The Brave Gryffindor   
  4. Dog lover & Cat lover   
  5. Strong vocals & Powerful rap   
  6. Body rolls & Killer dance moves   
  7. Vocal trainer & Choreographer in making
  8. Those tattoos & Those abs  

But at the same time, they’re so alike.

  1. Those SHOULDERS, those THIGHS, oh my~
  2. Hot, deadly stares
  3. Unique voice colours
  4. Some serious language skills
  6. Hidden (not really) cutie-pies
  7. SO HUGABLE <(^-^<)
  8. Impossible not to like
  9. Always willing to help & reliable
  10. Moodmakers
  11. Good with children (including all the P101 dongsaengs)
  12. STRONG (living up to their family name after all)
  13. From cute to sexy in the speed of light

When put together no one would be able to resist their charms. But I do not plan on resisting, so please make it happen.

anonymous asked:

sorry to bother, but do you have any evidence on-hand for that Foods To Eat [before/after/to (do/thing)] post sourced to you? i'd like to think it's accurate information but considering it's just claims with no supporting evidence, i'm dubious. thank you!

The What to Eat post contains 12 snippets, therefore which one are you referring to? Are you referring to all 12 or one in particular?

I will start by saying that all 12 snippets come from The Fitness Café, they have over one million followers on Facebook where the vast majority of their content is posted I would be surprised that a network with such colossal following promote “dubious” information. That said, FYI one of the Fitness Café founders actually lost 48lbs in one year and is on his way to completing his first half marathon; unquestionably I am certain he’d be more than happy to hear your concern/feedback regarding his webpage content. Withal, there is a contact us section through their main website or you can also contact them through their FB page if you want to further verify with these guys!

As for evidence, obviously I cannot speak on behalf of the Fitness Café founders, but I can certainly throw in my 2 cents!

If you have been following me for the past 6 years, one thing you learn about me through my blog is that I am a huge advocate of Hippocrates, the father of medicine motto and philosophy; “Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food”. In other words, “you are what you eat”! Considering that every 35 days your skin replaces itself and your liver about a month with new cells coming from the foods you eat there is no doubt what you eat literally becomes you! The food you ingest can be either the safest and most powerful form of medicine or the slowest form of poison.

Continuing in the same vein, it is also no secret eating a nutritious daily diet is important to maintain good health. Consuming a variety of foods helps to get the daily vitamins, minerals, protein and energy necessary for feeling your best. Many fruits, vegetables, and unprocessed whole foods have properties that can benefit our health. Studies in the past decade have taken nutritional research beyond protein, carbohydrates, fats, vitamins and minerals. Chemicals in the plants called phytochemicals have been a specific focus in the past decade, offering benefits such as cancer prevention, cholesterol reduction, and hormone regulation, to name a few.

There is truly a cornucopia of nutritional benefits that have been discovered. Since the post in question is way too long I will evidently not elaborate on all 12 snippets. 

Before elaborating on some of the information contained in that post I’d like to give you a bit of a background about myself since you didn’t seem to mind reading the about me section on my blog (no pun intended). 

I’m Stephanie (you can call me Steph), I used to be a class 2 obese teen who lost 70 pounds on her own (no personal trainer, no nothing), went from 220 lbs. to 150 lbs. during my first year of college mainly by undertaking running. Long story short, running became more than just a hobby with time (obviously), so after college I decided to give it a shot and try out for the varsity track and field team. I became so passionate with everything surrounding health that I decided to add a minor in social sciences of health during my undergrad. The rest is history, that once obese kid is now a Canadian Interuniversity Sport (CIS) tracklete – FYI I am a short distance runner. All that to say, I am not just a random anon posting about health and fitness, I actually live it, breath it and studied the subject. 

Going back to the subject, as a varsity athlete and an avid runner the information contained in the Foods to eat section for: muscle gain, running, before and after workout seems to be correct to me. I can’t think of any fellow sport mate who’d say otherwise.

For example, the what to eat for running sections makes mention of quite a few carbohydrates -  if you are an athlete not only a runner you understand the vital role these micronutrients play when it comes to performing. Healthy carbohydrates of course such as grains (brown rice), sweet potatoes, bananas (such as indicated in the post).

If you are familiar with the world of running, it should be no secret to you that most runners know they should eat pasta, rice, potatoes, or other high-carb foods before a half or full marathon (which is known as carbo-load). After all, carbs are a great source of energy, and you need a lot of energy to cover 13.1 or 26.2 miles. Having said that, if you are unfamiliar with Carb science I would recommend you read on it, it’s very interesting.  

A bit of carb science:

When you eat a bowl of spaghetti, most of the carbs are stored as glycogen in your muscles and liver. Glycogen is your body’s most easily accessible form of energy, but it’s not the only source. During a half or full marathon, you burn both glycogen and fat. But the latter is not as efficient, which means your body has to work harder to convert it into fuel.

When you run out of glycogen during a race you hit “the wall.” Your body has to slow down as it turns fat into energy. Proper carbo-loading—or filling your muscles to the brim with glycogen—won’t make you faster, but it will allow you to run your best and, if you race smartly, avoid the wall. Obviously, as mentioned above you have to choose wisely and select the proper carbs.

I personally like to stick to same carbs, sweet potatoes, plantains and berries, but runners don’t need to be so restrictive. Tortillas, oatmeal, bread, pancakes, waffles, bagels, yogurt, and juice are all easy-to-digest options. Many fruits are high in carbs but are also high in fiber—and too much can cause stomach trouble midrace. Bananas are a low-fiber choice. And you can peel apples, peaches, and pears to reduce their fiber content. Throughout the years, I have posted several posts about carbs for runners on my blog.

Moving on, as for the muscle building snippet, I think it is pretty obvious that the foods mentioned contribute to muscle gain. All of the foods contained in the post below are loaded with protein, so I really don’t see why the information would be regarded as “dubious”. As a matter of fact, I can’t think of anyone knowledgeable about fitness and nutrition who’d think otherwise. Protein is a major micronutrient when it comes to muscles growth. Protein is made up of amino acids and amino acids are the building blocks of your muscles and body. Without them, it would be impossible to build, repair or even maintain muscle tissue. Protein is made up of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen and nitrogen. Having a sufficient amount of protein will put you in a positive nitrogen balance, or an anabolic state. Being in an anabolic state will allow you to build muscle. Protein is even described as structural components of body tissues such as muscle, hair, collagen, etc., and as enzymes and antibodies.

As for fruits/vegetables I supposed the Fitness Café may be alluding to plant-based protein foods or carbs. A lot of fitness novices make the error of cutting carbs from their diet thinking it will help their muscles grow faster which isn’t the case at all.  As effective as high-protein diets are for losing weight and athletic performance, you still need carbs and fat for maximum muscle growth (all micronutrients). As seen above, your body uses carbs for energy during exercise. If your cache of carbs is low, your body will use protein as an alternate fuel source, and your muscles won’t grow as much as they would if you were feeding them a cocktail of protein and carbs. As for the fat, it’s vital for the production of muscle-building testosterone. (Studies show that guys who eat higher-fat diets also have higher testosterone levels). Good carbs can be obtained from a variety of vegetables and fruits.

Speaking of protein, if you paid attention to the content of the post you’ve portably noticed that protein shakes/bars and foods are mentioned in the after/before and muscle gain section. One of the most important things you learn when getting seriously into fitness is the crucial importance of proper supplementation pre-and post-workout.  Although it can vary by brand, most experts recommend taking protein in two servings: one an hour or so before your workout to tank off your body’s energy reserves, and another dose immediately after you work out to help repair muscle damage and fuel the growth of new muscles.

As a woman, I would like to also comment of the pregnancy section before concluding. Although, I have no intention of getting pregnant anytime soon, I have been reading a lot about healthy pregnancy lately and the foods showed in that section as well seems pretty accurate to me based on my readings. For example, leafy greens such as spinach have high levels of folate and iron, and kale and turnip greens are both good calcium sources. These minerals are important during pregnancy. Furthermore, all women need 10 extra grams of protein a day during pregnancy (for a total of at least 60 grams); beans and lentils are an excellent source, with about 15 grams per cup. They’re also high in fiber, which helps to combat constipation. And 1 cup of cooked lentils meets half of your daily folate requirement. Moreover, considering that many women develop aversions to meat while pregnant. Eggs are an excellent alternative protein source, since they contain all the essential amino acids your body needs. I also really like the fact that they mentioned lean meat because during pregnancy a woman’s iron intake needs to double so it’s important to include plenty of iron-rich foods now.

I could go on and on and give many examples, but I think you get it now. I invite to read more about health, fitness, wellness, everything surrounding wellbeing in general. Do I agree with everything Fitness Café mentioned yes and no, the world of fitness is always debating on various topic! There are a few things I would have added/changed, but overall for starters I think it’s a great post.


Let Food Be Thy Medicine:


I just found out that Patricia M Melton, one of the head trainers of K9AI, is still offering to “train” others’ dogs, even with all of the evidence coming forth of how she neglects and abuses not only her own dogs but clients’ as well, and steals money for training and care that never happens. Please spread this post so that no one else unknowingly sends their dog to them.

I am aware this post itself does not hold any evidence so those of you who may have missed my post about my own experience with them don’t know what’s so awful. I don’t have time to explain right now but here is a link to the Facebook group where everyone has compiled evidence and shared their own stories:


And you are more than welcome to contact me with any questions and look through my “pearl.txt” tag for my previous post about them. This needs to be completely out in the open.

Please stay far far away from both Patricia M Melton and Amanda Yera, owners and head “trainers” of K-9 Assisted Independence (K9AI)

Come With Me Now

‘Come With Me Now’- Kongos

Fandom: The Avengers
Warning/s: Umm, lots of smut? Primarily smut. Wee bit of plot if you squint
Rating: Explicit
Pairing/s: Pietro x (Gender Neutral) Reader

Summary: Things get heated between you and the speedster, in Avengers Tower (smutty smutty smut smut)

Words: 1750

“It’s been an hour,” Tony growled, slumping back into the sofa. “You think they’d have given it up by now.”

The couple in referral- Pietro and yourself- were currently shouting at each other across the room. Something that had become too common an occurrence in the Avengers Tower of late.

“-THIS IS THE LAST STRAW, Y/N!” Pietro yelled at you, pointing accusingly at you. “JUST HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU TO PUT MILK BACK INTO FRIDGE?!”


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aunlikelyduo  asked:

What do you like to do in your free time?

When I’m not using my time to read, I usually help out the other Pokémon my trainer has, on whatever they may be in need.
Since I know how to read and can communicate through telepathy, sometimes I go out to run simple errands when my trainer is too tired to go himself.

However, staying dedicated to help others has its fun side.

When the grown-ups are too busy with training, I get to look for their children for a little while. It became something we do everyday now: story-telling time! I use my psychic powers to show them the marvelous stories I read about in the books.

The stories are from humans and about humans, sure, but I give it my own personal twist. We are Pokémon, so stories about amazing Pokémon inspires the children.
The last one I told them was a story about a very old Jolteon whose dying wish was to fulfill his dream of becoming an Umbreon and go to the moon.

You don’t need to be a child to join in, though! If one has even a little bit of interest, they’ll be always welcome to listen. It’s something very tiring to do, but my reward is seeing their eyes shining bright. To see their excitement on discussing what they think will happen next before going to bed.

It… soothes my heart. And I can feel a little of meaning in being me, the way I chose to be. ´w`



Epilogue after Reunion

The reunion went smooth as fuck everyone was so surprised that i changed into a rich and sexy stud. They don’t know that i took a cheat path by taking a stud’s body into myself.

Clean hair, ripped muscles, perfect beard, square jaw. But i felt something is missing. Deep down i wish i could be bigger. This might be the hidden wish of that person i absorbed long ago.

One day after work, i went to the gym. I’ve been a member and had a personal trainer before i steal a stud’s body. It was late at night and the gym was quiet. My personal trainer welcomed me. He was very surprised how my body changed so much in less than a year. He licked his lips, showing that he took interest in my body.

“I assume you took the infamous serum and taking someone’s body.” as he pushed me to an inclining bench and pulled my office tie.

Ah, he seemed familiar of the serum, then. I nodded in affirmation.

He gave me a quick kiss, “Naughty boy, let me give you a punishment for cheating.”

He took of my pants, using me as his fucktoy mindlessly.

“How do you fell, rich boy?! I really like you now… those muscles fits you… UGH… very fucking well. UNF..Fuck i… i might enjoying this more i did you last time!”

He fucked me through every hole i had. My mouth, my ass, his movements are wild as fuck i felt being ripped apart. He has trouble catching his breath while fucking. And i have nothing to do but moaning in pain and pleasure.

He pushed me back to the bench as he began fapping. He moaned hard and harder. He’s getting near to the climax.

“Ugh.. AAARGGHH… You like this man milk, rich guy. Tell you what, I’m offering you my own body to make you even more perfect!”

Did i hear that right? He offered his own body to be absorbed by myself!

“But no, i don’t want to be just absorbed… I wanted to become a part of your rich life. I want my mind, my memory, and my sanity intact. I wanted to live alongside you as a rich stud”

“But i… i don’t have the serum”

He laughed, as he cleaned himself off, “Don’t fret, i have the serum with me.”

He went off to his gym bag as he took 2 serum that has same color.

“This serum works differently that the original one. Instead the host absorbing another, this one literally merges two bodies while keeping their personalities intact, thus two minds in one body.”

He offered one of the serum to myself. I took off my office suit, as we went to the shower room together.

I kept looking at his shaft. I can feel it… It’s going to be mine soon… That manhood, strong veiny and manly…

He pushed me down to the floors as he unite our body into a much more perfect entity.

Our manhoods were colliding each other. Two treasures of studs merging together into a larger, stronger, and more virile weapon of man.

“Ohhhh… I can feel it, our body merging..!!!” He moaned as he kept pushing into myself.

His arms, his legs, his torso, it melts down into my own. My own body accepted the foreign power of man. Our lips met, our tongues wrestle, using little time to give deep kiss as our head meld together.

His knowledge, his memories, began to pour into my own. But his personality intact.

“I finally going to live with you, as a rich man” another voice echoed in my head.

As he finally melds into me fully, My body began to move. I pushed myself up into a standing position. My arm began to move on its own, as if it’s partially controlled by my personal trainer, he put his briefs into our own body…

But then another spark of pleasure rise up in every inch of our nerves. It’s having an AMAZING ORGASM… EVERYWHERE


We arched our combined heads. Our pecs began to inflate with power. Veins surfacing on our abs, biceps. Our strength combined, becoming the true being of testosterone!

Spines grew longer, our body increased in height

Our shoulders grow larger, our frame grow wider in size

Our abs stacks to each other, forming an amazing, large eight pack.

We moaned so loud in amazing pleasure. It’s the greatest growth we never felt before!

One ripped man, and one hulking man, together they become a large, powerful beauty made from muscle.

*Credit image goes to https://growboygrow.tumblr.com/

Suddenly our crotch felt really hot. As we feel blue inside our balls… The flaccid manhood began to grow enormously, two additional testicles were manifested into the scrotum. Forcing the briefs to grow obscenely large.

Slowly but surely the combined manhood forced upon our briefs, precums began flowing like crazy because all 3 sets of testicles working harder than normal.

Strange feeling flows up from our crotch into our pecs as our nipples grows and spurts out liquid. With a quick taste, it’s actually precum being shot.

The process was completed. A new, perfect man has stood in front of the mirror.

“We look amazing, isn’t it” As the voice from my personal trainer echoed through my mind.

“Indeed, we are.” As we flexed together our new large guns and posing a “most muscular” posture.

“I” took a new shot of myself in front of the mirror. Using it as the wallpaper of my smartphone.

Now I’m no longer the rich man, nor the personal trainer. But a new perfect entity of pure testosterone.

It is time to live together in harmony in form of perfect muscle. I pack all my things and wore my office suit.

Sadly, it seems i can’t button them. Because this combined body has larger frame and wider chest.

Oh well, might as go back home shirtless. At least my office pants is still wearable, albeit it’s too tight.

I might need new clothes, larger size.

This personal trainer named Thomas, lived happily alongside me. As two minds inside one perfect body.

As a man of strength, testosterone, virility, and of course… wealth.

Now, for a new selfie in my facebook.

I can’t wait to see my friends shocked upon my perfected handsomeness.

holly the border collie 

Adopted when she’s one by Annabeth, the two form an instant bond. She was originally adopted as a puppy but was later left at the shelter because the family said she was too much trouble. Holly is a great reminder to Annabeth to take time for herself and makes the perfect running partner. While at a dog training class, the trainer notices how quickly Holly picks up commands and suggests to Annabeth that she give agility training a try. Soon it becomes part of their weekend routine along with cuddling on the couch as Annabeth reads the New York Times to Holly. A true match made in Heaven.  

I had a hard time choosing my Personal Trainer at the gym. So what I did was hire the 3 of them and I got a bonus service —– private training in my own home 😏😜😉

Meet Jaafar, Amir and Ali my Iranian bodybuilding and gym instructors. Damn my friends are drooling and jealous 😍

I am excited who’s got the best program and what not 🎉🎉 How about you? Who would you want to go first?

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The Right Wrong Choice - Chapter 7 (Eric X OC)
Rating: M (swearing, violence, smut - everything you’ve come to expect from me :* )

Genre: General/Humor/Drama/Eventual Angst

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I knock on Max’s door, stubbornly refusing to show how anxious I truly am. Has someone figured out Eric and I? My anxiety only increases when I see Eric is already seated across from Max, his face grave. His smile for me doesn’t reach his eyes.  Max watches me approach and motions me to sit.

I lace my fingers together in my lap and wait, one thing I learned in Candor was to wait to speak in these type of situations.

Max exhales and begins to speak. “Madeline, I’ve called you here today because your parents have invoked The Fischer Statute.”

I have no idea what that is, but the concern on both leader’s faces makes me uneasy to find out.

“And what’s the Fischer Statute?” I finally ask.

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anonymous asked:

I know you liked the trailer for Atomic Blonde, thought you'd like these facts. Charlize Theron is the producer and spent 5 years getting this made. She had 8 trainers to get her ready for the stunts & fights and trained with Keanu Reeves who was training for John Wick 2 at the same time. She broke 2 teeth filming the fights/stunts. It comes out July 28th. I hope you are feeling better today

sweet l o r d Charlize Theron owns my ass. thank you kind stranger, I am feeling better today and this made me feel even better

Pokemon Go rant...

Okay, honestly, wtf?

I’m on team Valor. I chose Valor because Pokemon Red was the first video game I ever actually played and beat on my own, and I was feeling very nostalgic when I got lvl 5 and was given the choice of a team. Here I was 22 years old, and basically (kind of) living the dream I had since I was 5 years old.

Now, I got so into it. I bought a Valor shirt that had my trainer name on the back, and I like to wear it when I go play.

However, the times I’ve worn it out, I have been called Valor trash, have been told to just leave, and basically made to feel terrible about myself by Instinct and Mystic players.

The worst was when I showed up to the special screening of Pokemon the First Movie at a local theater. I walked in and was booed and told to leave. All I wanted was to enjoy this movie that I had seen as a little girl in the theater again. Something I never thought would happen. I felt terrible the entire time I was there.

Like, I know there have been team rivalries, and that Valor were supposedly assholes at the beginning, but… This has to stop.

I don’t know what else to say, and I don’t want to sound like I’m whining. But, I’m a nice person, and I just want to enjoy playing Pokemon. I would never make anyone feel bad for whichever team they chose.

So, I guess my PSA is: Disturb not the harmony of Fire, Ice, and Lightning.

Let’s just have fun.

Keiko’s Beauty Routine Vol. 1 Kickboxing Edition 🥊

Note: I wanted to wait till my copy of the Harmony Magazine arrived but hey, since we got proper scans already I thought why wait any longer? So here’s the first section I translated, of course it’s Keiko’s part, no surprise there XD Without further ado, enjoy! 〈(•ˇ‿ˇ•)-→

Here you will find lectures on beauty and health routines which Keiko is following strictly. The first issue shall focus on kickboxing at the training gym. This lesson will teach you how to tackle anything in a stoic manner.

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Day 3: Favorite Companion(s)

I had to seriously narrow this down, because while I do definitely love all of Ash’s traveling companions for different reasons, I know the four that I identify with heart and soul, through and through, time and time again. They represent a lot of things I love so much in my own life! So yeah Misty, Dawn, Iris and Clemont are my favorites. 

So pokeani, thank you for giving me these guys even though you’re being outrageously selfish when it comes to showing me more Iris, I love them and they mean the world to me!