After Pilo was "born", it was just one month before Weirdo showed up in public looking as slim as she'd been before her pregnancy, at the 4th July party at the Serpentine. No baby 'pooch', and an utterly flat chest. I wonder how long it will take her to show up publicly this time, sporting her no-ill-effects-super-human-whippet figure? If she's as restless as we think she is, she ought to be out and about the very next weekend, wouldn't you say? -- Scaredy Cat Anon
It depends Scaredy Cat Anon.
She doesn’t get out in London unless there are photographers around. In fact, this year the twiter sightings without pictures attached (9 out of 10 of them by verified Nans) that place her in London have decreased by at least 60% (I’m keeping score).
So… unless there’s an outing where there’ll be photographers involved and a chance for the Fail to mention her in an article, or an LL event where she’ll be able to read badly (as that’s the only type of fetch her husband is willing to provide), I don’t see her turning up unless Ben calls the paps.
Given that they’re muddying things up this time around (because they’ve finally learned from their mistakes), I expect her to remain invisible at least for a month after the supposed birth will/has taken place, so that she can show up looking thinner than she did last summer.
Because that’s the way Weirdo rolls. As unrealistically as possible ;o)