time machine shakespeare

Reasons why other people want a time machine I could meet Shakespeare and discuss his plays with him! I could watch Leonardo Da Vinci paint Mona Lisa! I could go back to the roaring twenties and throw amazing parties, like in The Great Gatsby!

Reasons why I want a time machine: I would go back to the 18th century and make the founding fathers read all the fanfiction to see how they would react

TOURVEL: Liar!
VALMONT: You’re right, I am a liar. It’s like your fidelity, a fact of life, no more nor less irritating. Certainly, it’s beyond my control.
TOURVEL: Stop it, don’t keep saying that!
VALMONT: Sorry. It’s beyond my control.

Juliet Stevenson as Madame de Tourvel and Alan Rickman as the Vicomte de Valmont in the Royal Shakespeare Company production of Les Liaisons Dangereuses, The Pit, Barbican Centre, 1986