time lord apologies

Caliborn is not Lord English.

Rather Lord English is Caliborn, Dirk, Equius, Gamzee, sprite, and the Ring of Void thrown into a Cal blender and served ALREADY HERE…

THAT is why Lord English is terrifying. He isn’t a simple Lord of Time. He’s a Lord of Time, Prince of Mind, Heir of Void, Bard of Rage, game sprite, and a whiny brat all rolled into one large, green, epileptic llama twat.


❝ You hear the sound of of me asking for your help. Your skills of treachery are great, but your love of country is greater. You would never have betrayed France in that way. And people like you, people who will protect this country at any cost, those are the people that I need around me now. ❞