time for me to take a nap

Onwards to Stormblood!

When I started playing XIV given to me as a gift to get away from the IRL shitstorm I was dealing with. I was happy at the time with the people I played with. Eventually taking what I thought would be a permanent hiatus from the game after my pregnancy.

Getting laid up in bed I really didn’t have much I could do and eventually resubbed for ‘only a little while’ I told myself. I didn’t do much in terms of game-content other than fate grinding and the occasional crafter leves.

It wasn’t until after having the baby and having some down time between her naps that I started catching up on the MSQ, with HW just about to round the corner I wanted to be ready for it.

It was boring to say the least. It was just me playing and it was kind of boring to be playing an MMO with no friends ingame or out. Eventually, I met some wonderful people and they made this game worth it.

From @masterfedoras20 and his FC that took me in with open arms, when my own was dead and full of my alts. (That party finder was both a blessing and a curse)

To @svenxiv who hardly spoke in the LS he joined with us. Who eventually broke out of his shell and became one of the snarkiest members of the group. And who I am happy to call my ingame husband and best friend.

@ravenhellkite who I found out is just as big memetrash that I am. Who I adore with all my heart for all the trashy / dorky conversations, headcanons, and ships we talk about.

To @codytexasff14 who was the first ever Famfrit person to follow me on Tumblr, that I saw ingame and chickened out like a shit only for him to end up being one of my closest, dearest friends and someone I consider family.

And @balladofdariuskinkaid who followed me on a whim who is now both my IC brother and OOC sibling. Who’s a fuckin’ doofus, but a good egg. All of our dumb conversations are the best, even if they are pretty much juvenile.

Snow, who doesn’t have a tumblr, but HOLY SHIT. I love this woman to death. She is the most amazing, funniest person I have ever had the pleasure to call my friend. Our catty Discord Mom is the best.

And of course, @alteiriaa this lovely, lovely person. I am so happy to have crossed paths with her and become her friend. The trolling in discord, to the laughs, to the both of us saying what the other was thinking…

Thank you guys for the wonderful year or so of Heavensward and to all the of the crap we’ll end up doing together in Stormblood. I say it a lot, but you guys make this game so worth it. I love each and every one of you.

Thank you,
Sugis Kevade

voltron character as stupid shit my friends and i have said
  • Lance: if i was a fruit i'd be a tomato becuase no body realizes that i'm there, in the fruit category
  • Hunk: let's bake cookies with carbonated milk and sell them to raise money for a chemistry field trip
  • Pidge: ah yes, if you take the molar mass of oxygen divided by the radius of the sun multiplied by avagadro's number, then add the square root of the earth's area and finally multiply it by 0 you would get the amount of fucks i give
  • Shiro: ah yes, whats on the agenda today? death? ah perfect
  • Keith: *teacher calls him obtuse as a joke* i know what that means,youre calling me fat
  • Allura: cut off your Fallopian tubes, BAM NO PERIODS!
  • Coran: why do kids get snack time and nap time, they dont even appreciate it. i say we should give the nap times to highschoolers and give the kids our workload instead.
  • Zarkon: hey help me create this huge epidemic that will wipe uot half the population so we can decrease our population bc its scary
  • Haggar: magic is real, just look at the kids who get straight A's
  • Otome guy 1: I was betrayed by a woman in the past. Trust is an illusion meant to be broken. I can never love again.
  • Otome guy 2: Love? I am familiar with the concept, but I am aware that even my most trusted reference books are no substitute for actual experience.
  • Otome guy 3: People keep telling me to tone down my flirting habit, but... look, the incident with the mannequin was just that ONE TIME
  • Otome guy 4: Meh. I don't care about romance. I'm just gonna go take my third nap today...
  • Otome guy 5: I'm busy living my life on my own terms. I don't have time to waste on foolish ideas like love.
  • MC: *walks into the room and breathes*
  • Otome guys: O-oh. *clutches chest* What is this mysterious feeling...??
Boyfriend! Suga

the cutest sleepiest baby my bias wrecker everyone

Dating Suga would include:

  • lots of late night talks
  • but not too late bc suga likes sleep
  • would almost choose sleep over anything else
  • except you
  • when you’re upset or have a nightmare he’ll hum into your ear and wrap his arm around your waist until you calm down
  • that is until you turn to face him and shove your head under his chin which he smiles at and kisses your head
  • the boys find your relationship with suga kinda secretive
  • which is okay by you and suga because all he wants is privacy so he can love on you without hesitation
  • “y/n can you come take a nap with me”
  • “babe”
  • HE GETS SO SUGGESTIVE
  • wiggles his eyebrows at you from time to time, giving you his cute lil smile
  • the sex is good
  • no actually its great
  • he’s definitely a bottom
  • because all he wants to do is admire you
  • you beg him to help you with piano
  • but all he does is begin to teach you, then gets distracted and plays a song
  • “suga how do I play this”
  • “ok look it’s easy, just put your first finger on D and continue on from there”
  • “continue on from where??”
  • you guys honestly spend hours sitting at the piano, learning new songs and him showing you how beautifully he can play
  • jealous y/n is his favorite y/n
  • when you fight it can get heated
  • he knows when you yell “MIN YOONGI” without any formalities he’s in trouble
  • fights usual center around him not doing the dishes or cleaning up his socks from the living room
  • “do your own fucking laundry i’m not your maid”
  • “you may not be my maid, but you’d look good AS a maid”
  • and at that comment he wiggles his eyebrows again and takes you upstairs despite your protests
  • he’s a little cutey sleepy baby
  • you love watching him sleep because he’s so relaxed and looks very peaceful
  • when it’s really early in the morning, you’ll wake up next to him and brush his hair out of his face and stroke his cheek
  • suga knows because for a lot of the time he pretends to be asleep so you keep going
  • “i love yous” are rare but it’s so obvious
  • it’ll slip out during sex or when you two are flat out drunk giggling on the couch
  • or when he gets mad or jealous you’ll hug his shoulders and kiss his cheeks over and over again until you hear his lil laugh and an “i love you”
  • the two of you talk about the future a lot
  • he says he only wants one kid but who knows
  • you’ve seen the way he looks at his little cousins or at the random mother and toddler walking down the street while you guys are on your way to buy groceries
  • SHOPPING with suga is a whole other story
  • he’s v picky
  • “jfc just pick a damn lettuce already”
  • “but they’re all bruised!”
  • “your head is gonna be bruised if you don’t hurry up yoongi”
  • to which he throws a lettuce head into a bag with a grumble
  • he begrudgingly holds your hand when you’re walking down the street
  • he totally secretly loves it and squeezes your hand once in awhile
  • and when you two get back home and unload all the groceries, you’ll drag him to the couch and lay down on top of him.
  • he groans playfully but ends up pecking your lips and giving you his lil gummy smile

other members coming soon!

gif is not mine :)

  • Master Sword in Skyward Sword: I'm here for u bro
  • Master Sword in Ocarina of Time: sure I'll let this Literal Child wield me as long as he takes a long healthy nap first
  • Master Sword in Wind Waker: ah yes, another Literal Child. Sure I'll let them hang out w/ me
  • Master Sword in Breath of the Wild: I'LL KILL ANY WUSS WHO TOUCHES ME THIS AIN'T NO SUPER WEENIE HUT JUNIORS YOU PUNK

this happens at least once a week let’s be real

anonymous asked:

Lmao. Assuming ass bitch. Married for 8 years. The one who doesn't have a clue is you. Maybe you'll remember me when your relationship falls apart.

i could never imagine myself being busy in my life, with a spouse, doing actual adult things, old and experienced, and wasting time coming after a happy young queer couple so i’m going to give you my 2 cents since you forced me to read your miserable ask with my own two eyes: take a nap, cop a xanax, rehabilitate your marriage, and try not being so transparent because no one actually happy is this concerned. also, honey youre on anon. couldn’t remember you if i tried. 

I own a studyblr, but…

  • I don’t own a bullet journal.
  • I don’t own 8 types of fineliners or brush pens or rolls of washi tapes.
  • I don’t have time to spend on making my notes pretty enough to frame.
  • I’m most often than not a lot less productive that I wish I was.
  • I procrastinate too much.
  • I nap way too much.
  • I don’t always maintain good habits. 
  • I have my good days, but I have my share of bad days. 
  • Sometimes stress takes over me and I break down.
  • Sometimes the motivation to work is just nowhere to be found.
  • I’m an average student. 
  • I don’t work as hard as I’d like to.
  • I don’t always want or like to study.
  • I don’t always follow the advice I give.
  • I sometimes feel like a fraud.
  • But I wouldn’t change any of these just for the sake of being a better studyblr.

All of these things do not make my studyblr lesser than others; they just make me a flawed human being, who happens to be a student who owns a blog.

I own a studyblr, but I won’t let it own me. 

Little logic

Maybe I’ll just look at this -picks it up and slips out of hand then breaks- IT WASN’T ME!!!

-pokes caregiver 5 thousand times- HEHEHEHE HIIIIIII

I’m a big kid… I CAN DO THIS! -falls and cries-

-Doesn’t take a nap and gets super crabby- hmm.. I was fine a while ago

-Eats too many sweets- My tummy hurts

-Texts caregiver once- well I am annoying

Be my girlfriend because:

-I’ll buy/make you food
-Staying in and watching a movie is always an option
-I will surprise you with flowers for no reason other than I love you
-Cuddles, all the time
-We can be nerds and geek out over stupid things together
-I’ll (try to) harmonize with you while singing in the car
-Sad? We can make out. Happy? We can make out.
-I’ll rub your butt
-We can treat dogs like our babies
-I’ll protect you from anything scary
-I’ll never ask for anything except a genuine smile
-We can take naps together, any time of day

yoongi when you’re sick

- telling you to go to sleep all the time even when you aren’t even tired “go to sleep” “i just woke up two minutes ago” “sleep” 

- making you stay with him in the studio because he needs to ‘keep an eye on you’ even when he’s working (plus he has a couch and 37 blankets in his studio for his own naps that he’s sacrificing for you)

- always checking your temperature and making sure you’re taking your medication at the appropriate times and watching you take it because he doesn’t trust you to take it yourself “did you take your medicine” “yOONGI YOU SAW ME” “oh yes okay”

- distracting himself from his composing to check on you “fame fashion flash– i should check on the fever” “yoongi keep working” “are u ok” and him coming to check up on you like every 3 minutes 

- calling 엄마 jin over to make you something to eat and when jin arrives he sees yoongi snuggling you on the couch and the both of you asleep “of course they’re asleep” 

Things My Friend Said Playing Video Games

“What are you doing? Get the fuck up! It’s not nap time!”
“Someone is shooting at me.”
“Whelp, my girlfriend killed you.”
“Congratulations, you fucked up.”
“Oh my god, there are so many things.”
“Did I not just do that?”
“What is happening?”
“Sure, take me. Let’s go.”
“My girlfriend is doing all the work!”
“You’re almost as confused as I am.”
“I just like ran right into this raider camp. It’s fine.”
“Random rocks and shit, just hanging out.”
“Great. I got a rock.”
“Let me just throw my ass just down this hole.”
“I love that I’m getting on shit that works on my equipment from the Milky Way, out of these ancient tomb things that the people in this galaxy don’t even know about.”
“Do you have to jump over that? You could walk just two inches!”
“Guys, bridges are supposed to BRIDGE THINGS.”
“I think your bridge is broken.”
“I kinda really want to jump down there. I know I’ll die. But I want to.”
“The music is going spastic, there’s shit flying in my face, there’s giant turnips in the sky… what the fuck is happening?”
“I don’t even know what’s going on.”
“Hold still! I want to shoot you!”
“Let me live my life.”
“My eyes are on fire.”
“This water looks like pudding!”
“They look like dumb little octopi.”
“Now it’s time to die.”
“I’m gonna punch your ass even though you fly, c'mere!”
“Let’s go, guys! So I don’t die – where the fuck are all of you!?”
“Well, it’s DEAD NOW.”
“What? What, what, what? I don’t see anything! What do you want? WHAT?!”
“I wanna get my MAD LOOT first.”
“These robots have the juiciest thighs.”
“ARE YOU TELLING ME THEY CRASHED HERE AND NOBODY NOTICED?”
“ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?”
“I don’t know what the fuck you want from me, but if you think I believe this shit for one minute–”
“Fucking – just die, I’m done with your plot!”
“Knife to the eyeball!”
“Are you dead now? What happened?”
“That’s fucking, like, beautifully stupid.”
“You have a little dialogue tree I can shimmy my butt up?”
“Oh, get out you dirty whore.”

He’s figured out that while jerking his paw away won’t stop me from doing his nails, slowly rolling onto his back and gently pulling his whole leg away will stop me immediately because I cannot handle the cute.

*it looks like he’s baring his teeth but he’s not. His top lip got stuck on his gums.

anonymous asked:

Hi there!! I just wanted to say that even though I've been sick and pretty :( this whole weekend (bleh bleh) seeing your nap time with fluffly friends made me cheer up so much!!! So thank you so so much!!!!! ( ´▽`)

Oh dear! get better soon!!! ó^ò)/ and oh gosh im glad my little drawings could help you feel a little better

here take some more fluffers to cheer you up and get better soon!!

Bts as shit i’d said/did when i was drunk

Jin: *cries af while eats a chocolate cake because it’s too good*

Yoongi: *points at stupid friend who always drinks too much* don’t drink that way because i will be too busy napping with your cat to take care of you

Namjoon: *search who invented the shower after taking a shower and doesn’t know who to thank*

Hoseok: if somebody can’t be the sun how do you explain this glow on my skin

Jimin: i don’t understand how she doesn’t like me, i’m cute as hell and at same time a sexy beast

Taehyung: *tells stupid jokes to a strange because he see them crying*

Jungkook: *shove an entire burrito in his mouth just because of a stupid bet* 

3

@shippinggg thank you for bringing me peace, even just for a little while 

reigen’s garden (probably rooftop) slowly becomes a safe haven for everyone. except for shou’s hamsters. shou only has to learn that lesson once

teru comes there to read when his apartment feels too stuffy. no he doesnt have a key. dont ask. mob, who does have a key, doesnt ask, so why should you 

in the summer maybe reigen would put a mat in a corner so hed have a place to sit down. then all the kids would take naps there. maybe sometimes at the same time. 

also I put in both the ink and the colored version bc I cant decide which one I like more so yeah

ok kids, sleep is v important and we hardly ever get enough of it these days so listen up and jot down some notes.

don’t study while you’re sleepy.

  • go get some shut-eye. a 30 minute nap at most, you’re gonna feel really refreshed, trust me. 
  • if you’re studying late at night. just stop. go sleep. set your alarm at 4am and do your work in the morning. it’s way better to feel energized while you’re studying than feel like a zombie.
  • worst case scenario, you’re desperate for time, go get some coffee, and down it right before you take a 20 minutes nap. once the 20-minute is up, the caffeine will officially enter your system and you’ll be good to go for at least 2 hours.

pay your sleep debt.

  • make up for lost time and hibernate in your bed once you get the chance, especially during the weekends. you’ll be so thankful is2g and you’ll be recharged and rebooted for the next week or so.
  • take every chance and nap whenever you have time on your hands. life is extremely fast-paced and you will be thankful you spent that 1 hour getting some zzz’s instead of scrolling through social media when you get a new assignmemt, trust me.

hit your hours every night

  • whatever you do to make up for the nights you burned the midnight oil, the best way is still to get your much-needed hours of sleep every night. just put down the phone and burrow into your blanket, you won’t be complaining about not getting the chance to stalk taylor swift when you try to hit snooze next morning. [yes i know what y’all are up to every night]
  • sprinkle a bit of lavender essential oil, set the room to the right temperature, wear your most comfortable pj’s, convince yourself that you’ll have the needed energy to face your history assignment when you wake up. stop the nerves and calm yourself so you won’t waste time counting sheep for hours trying to fall asleep.

work before the sun comes out

  • it’s so much better to just go to bed early at night and wake up early in the morning to do work. ditch your 12 - 7 sleep schedule for a new 9 - 4 one. working in the early morning is so much more beneficial and you should at least try it out once or twice to really experience how much better it is.

i know this isn’t really a lot but here’s my mini stash of tips anyway! i hope i’m able to help some of you out! y’all can drop ur requests here and see more of my tips here.

wan ling xx

Creepypasta #1068: Hide And Seek

Length: Short

“5…6…7…”

I stifle a giggle as I climb up to the tippy-top shelf of the linen closet. Mary and Josh never look on the top shelf, and even if they do, I’ll be too covered in towels for them to notice. Climbing used to be hard for me, but I got better over time. It’s weird Mary and Josh haven’t found me yet, since I hide here every time. Josh will probably pick some stupid place, like the shed, and then they’ll both look for me until I decide to come out.

Except not this time.

I want to see what will happen if they keep looking. Who knows? Maybe they might actually find me this time. But for now, I’ll take a nap, since the warm, fuzzy towels are making me sleepy…

Loud noises wake me up. I shift carefully, making sure not to make any towels fall, and listen. It’s loud yelling, mostly. Mary and Josh have always resorted to making loud noises to draw me out. But not this time. Snuggling into a more comfortable position, I decide to take another nap, just to let them panic. And I can tell they’re getting panicked, since the noises and shouts get louder, but the towels block out the noise, and then I’m drifting off again…

I hear the door open, and I get a little excited. Did Mary and Josh finally find my special hiding place? Shoving layers of towels out of my way, I poke my head out and look down from the top shelf. An annoying light in in my eyes. Mary and Josh are not standing there, as I expected, but a strange man in a blue suit. 

“We found him,” he says into a strange black rectangle, and he asks me to climb down. He grabs my hand and squeezes it real tight. The blue-suit man covers my eyes with his hand, which is large like Dad’s.

We walk through the house, and I begin to wonder what’s making that weird noise outside my house. It’s familiar. I think I’ve heard it on TV. What I don’t tell the man is that I can peek through his fingers, and gosh, do Mary and Josh have something to explain to mom.

I know they wanted me to come out, but why splash red paint everywhere?

Credits to: TeamShadowWind