time and space continuum

in the iphone calendar you can go back into the thirteenth century and beyond???? i didn’t even scroll back as far as it went because i was scared of break the space time continuum what is this did you guys know that disease ridden peasants woke up on january sixth fucking 1207 and it was a fucking saturday

Black holes are a passage to another universe, says Stephen Hawking
Humans could escape from black holes, rather than getting stuck in them, according to a new theory proposed by Stephen Hawking.

Unfortunate space travellers won’t be able to return to their own universe, according to Hawking. But they will be able to escape somewhere else, he has proposed at a conference in Stockholm.

Black holes in fact aren’t as “black” as people thought and could be a way of getting through to an alternative universe.

“The existence of alternative histories with black holes suggests this might be possible,” Hawking said, according to a report from Stockholm University. “The hole would need to be large and if it was rotating it might have a passage to another universe. But you couldn’t come back to our universe. So although I’m keen on space flight, I’m not going to try that.

Hawking’s proposal is an attempt to answer a problem that has tormented physicists about what happens to things when they go beyond the event horizon, where even light can’t get back. The information about the object has to be preserved, scientists believe, even if the thing itself is swallowed up — and that paradox has puzzled scientists for decades.

Now Hawking has proposed that the information is stored on the boundary, at the event horizon. That means that it never makes its way into the black hole, and so never needs to make its way out again either.

That would also mean that humans might not disappear if they fall into one. They’d either stay as a “hologram” on the edge, or fall out somewhere else.

“If you feel you are in a black hole, don’t give up,” he told the audience at the end of his speech. “There’s a way out.”

Finally! Hawking finally said it! YES!

concept: it’s a universal right and imperative that whomsoever wears the mantle of Captain America, magically gets One (1) free pass to go back in time (wi/no consequence to the time-space continuum) and punch Hitler in the face

Every single one

Hitler is perpetually bombarded on all sides by men and women of all ages and races punchng the everloving shit out of him at random intervals

He lives in fear

It is a beautful thing

anonymous asked:

Hey Karma, if you could go back to your battle with Nagisa what would you do?

Panic? Stare in confusion? Pass out due to shock? So many things…

And maybe that’s why I’m constantly empty, bored, and unfulfilled. This life is not enough for me, not enough to hold my imagination. Sometimes I feel like there is a gift or ability or something locked in my mind. They say we only use 10% of our brain’s capacity. I often wonder what difference 1% would make to my life. Maybe then I wouldn’t feel so empty - maybe I’d even be special? Maybe maladaptive daydreamers are so caught up in their own heads because they’ve used 1% more of their brain. Maybe they’ve tapped into the time and space continuum. Maybe their realistic dreams are alternate universes. Maybe multiple personality sufferers have unlocked the key to the human body. It’s fact that the personalities can altar body chemistry according to the specific characteristics. What if the reason they are so feared is because they are the road to evolution? Maybe borderline sufferers are empaths - not emotionally unstable. I mean, look at the state of the earth. The bad outweighs the good, maybe borderlines just have keener sensitivity to that. Maybe sociopaths and psychopaths and schizophrenics are more in tune with the world; they see it for what it really is. Maybe the government are all lizards and maybe the moon is a hologram. Maybe everyone is a liar and maybe I’m special after all.

And maybe I’m not. Maybe I’m just sick. The world, my family, and myself it seems, believe in the latter.

—  Diary Entry #2 / Maybe I’m just sick, J.W

anonymous asked:

Hi love! What would you say the top ten sterek fics you've ever read are?

This was REALLY HARD. Mainly bc it’s hard to choose only 10. Because I’m leaving off some great fics (which is why there are more than 10 on here :3)! And some I get mixed up bc I read them so long ago and near each other. (You can always browse my fave fic list here) But I’ve narrowed it to this list. These are the fics that really left impressions on me. They’re all amazing and deserve to be read and loved!!! So…have a TOP 27 FAVE STEREK FICS list :DDDD

1. Cry Havoc by ladyblahblah

In Beacon Hills, the two-year war that’s been raging between werewolves and hunters has begun spilling over onto the civilian population. Meanwhile, in Boston, when the tattoo on Stiles Stilinski’s back is damaged on a late-night hunt he begins to have dreams that lead him across the country, drawn by an inexplicable conviction that he’s needed there. When he discovers that Derek Hale began the war after his mate was killed, Stiles finds himself being offered a strange deal: figure out how to bring the alpha’s mate back, and peace talks can begin.

2. Where the Inevitable Isn’t by Survivah

Stiles has a magical thingamajig that’s supposed to get him out of danger. Trouble is, it took him really, really far out of danger. Like, to the point where he isn’t in the same universe anymore.

“A part of Stiles had been thinking that he’d come home, and just go, ‘hey, Derek, are we mates and you just haven’t said anything about it?’ and Derek would reply, ‘now you mention it, we are indeed! Now come to my bedchamber, where we will have super hot sex and then cuddle after!’”

3. Pack Up; Don’t Stray by the_deep_magic

AU – Werewolves are an enslaved underclass, collared and tagged by human masters. Detective Stilinski’s on duty the night they bring in an untagged stray.

4. Our Memories Are Numbered by rufflefeather

Stiles’ Jeep grinds to a halt, he sees someone running through the rain, he’s not expecting it to be Derek. He’s not expecting a Derek without any memories either, or an Alpha pack that’s coming for all of them. He probably should’ve, because lately nothing goes the way he expects.

5. Ad Astra Per Tentaculum by morganoconner

Space contains a multitude of different species, and Derek has seen and helped a lot of them in his time taking down branches of the slave-trade organization. But this is the first time he’s seen an Aloshrivnik. It’s not the tentacles that draw him in; it’s the goddamn eyes that stare at him without backing down.

“Stiles,” it says to him. “My name is Stiles.”

6. Part of My Melody by hayesgeneration

Derek is a professional classical musician who has found himself lost without a muse, without goal and without even a hint of spark. He’s almost settled nearly contently (if not slightly unwillingly) on having to live his life as a recluse, when his sister finally grows tired of his antics, giving him a Christmas ultimatum.

7. Littlest Alpha by triedunture

Derek and Stiles have taken out the Alpha Pack and pretty much saved the world. Okay, the town. Okay, their remaining friends. But the Alphas left something behind: a baby. And this baby is an Alpha too. Derek is determined to take care of the abandoned child, and Stiles is stuck going along for the ride.

But Stiles doesn’t expect the ride to include seeing another side of Derek, or to find another way to say “family.”

8. Holding Your Own Weight by zjofierose

Stiles Stilinski is the best trapeze artist west of the Mississippi, but that doesn’t do him much good without a catcher. Enter one quiet roughneck who calls himself Derek and knows maybe a little too much about circus arts for someone who was hired to schlep tents. But Derek has his secrets, and so does the new girl, Allison. Who’s being hunted and who’s being haunted, and will Stiles ever be able to convince Derek to help him fly again?

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mx as types of drunks
  • shownu: unaware of his own strength n slam dunks u playfully kinda drunk
  • wonho: sentimental drunk, cries when he spills his drink
  • minhyuk: slutty drunk, in the corner of the club giving a stranger a hickey
  • kihyun: salty drunk, otherwise is sober bc he has to control minhyuk, salty sober
  • hyungwon: falls asleep after two drinks
  • jooheon: tells u his entire life story including his past life as a circus tiger
  • changkyun: philosophical drunk, "this is my wormhole theory of the space-time continuum", draws cryptic alien symbols on napkins and a dick on hyungwon's forehead

this post is going around and all it really makes me want is ANH!Ben being around and frustrating and confusing AotC/tCW/RotS!Obi-Wan

he could also be a force ghost (when he became more powerful than vader could imagine, he never realized that would mean breaking the time-space continuum) that either no one else but Obi-Wan could see, or actually be there but hiding from everyone else but Obi-Wan and Obi-Wan also has to hide his presence from the others, I mean

just imagine neat Obi-Wan having to deal with this scattered desert-mad old version of him who no longer has a lot of care for this ‘civilized’ mess, trying to lead him around to realizing sidious is the sith lord, also getting cripplingly sad about anakin

also obi-wan had no idea his vagueness was so frustrating until he had to put up with it himself

Okay so hockey is like, rife with superstitions and ritual.  

Each player has their own pre-game rituals, which are honestly on par with religious sacraments. You do not fuck with a man’s pre-game ritual.  Also, the inability to practice one’s pre-game ritual is deeply emotionally destabilizing.  Like, we’re talking serious repercussions here.  If a player is unable to complete their sacred ritual, there will be hell to pay.

Just as famous as Crosby’s famous pre-game plate of spaghetti, or Jack Zimmerman’s pre-game PB&J, is Snowy’s pre-game application of eyeliner.  It is not only essential to his game play; it is essential to the current alignment of our space-time continuum.  

Which brings us to Snowy, currently in the throes of an emotional breakdown, in seat 15C on the Falc’s bus, clutching desperately to his last remaining tube of La Nuit, Nior de Nior eyeliner as though it were the cooling body of his only son.

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The Traveler is a metahuman god from the impossible far future. The Watcher is an uplifted neanderthal imbued with modern intelligence by the Traveler for a vital purpose that even she doesn’t understand.

Together, they must travel through humanity’s past to protect the time-space continuum - and kill the gods who seek to do it harm.

Hopefully I’ll get to make this comic eventually.

eoin missed out on a great many plot opportunities, but i am still so fuckening angerey that he didn’t make artemis’s voice crack when he was going thru puberty in the lost colony. artemis would be forced to use sign language bc yes hes gotta diffuse this bomb to save his friends + an entire species of demons + get back safely to his family but theres no way hes going to give holly motherfuckin short more blackmail material by shOUTing into the abyss of the space-time continuum

pancakes emoji rating

amazing!!! so fluffy and realistic!! i want to devour those delicate and light pancakes!!! 10/10 i’m impressed, apple!

mamma mia that is way too much butter. and why is it melting into a darker goop?? is that supposed to be syrup?? why is this so detailed for a google emoji? i thought simplicity was their thing? i’m so confused. 4/10 this makes me uncomfortable

microsoft at it with the thicc backgrounds again. the pancakes look two-dimensional and blocky. they probably taste like cardboard. yuck. 2/10 i do not approve

hmm other than the odd-looking syrup this looks pretty no–

wait a second.

what is this?! a signature of some sort? how would someone write their initials on a pancake? what is this mystery?! ???/10 the ultimate cryptid

is…is that supposed to be syrup? it looks like a crack in the void. the space time continuum is being ripped apart by these pancakes. 5.8/10 the pancakes look very tasty though!

a very realistic approach with the butter! i like it! however, the syrup looks kind of like a starfish (which is cute, but takes away from the semi-realistic look) and the pancakes are much too small to fill my appetite. that’s probably just a “me” problem, though. i eat like fucking kirby. 7/10 seriously i need to go on a diet

very cute and simple! pure pancakes that the kids will probably enjoy very much. 6.7/10 smol, protect it

aaah! those “pancakes” (which just look like slabs of copper) are very unstable! they could fall off at any moment! i don’t want to get any poorly pasted syrup or any pieces of vague-white-lego-that-kind-of-resembles-butter on my clothes! -500/10 disgusting

that syrup looks like a mix of honey and bee cum. do not want. 1/10 not as bad as some of the other emojidex emojis though