Every time I go to Michael’s (which is way too often) I always, for some reason, end up getting the same cashier when I check out. His name is Eric. He has undercut blonde hair. He has an upturned nose. He has brown eyes. He’s about the same height as me (I’m 5'6").
Every time I see him I try my hardest not to laugh and subsequently have to suppress the urge to say “Man, are you aware that you are the living version of an online comic’s protagonist?”