tim vine quotes

  • <p> <b>Dick:</b> [Looks at Babs] One taught me love.<p/><b>Dick:</b> [Looks at Damian] One taught me patience.<p/><b>Dick:</b> [Looks at Tim, being egged on by Steph, Cass and Jason into eating a Tide pod] One taught me kids are fuckinG STUPID TIMOTHY PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME GOD-<p/></p>

Tim Drake: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Jason: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say, “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Tim?
Tim: Probably “road work ahead.”
Damian: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

Allow me to present my best headcanon.

Damian Wayne absolutely knows more about pop culture than his brothers think.


While it was true he was useless in that department when he first joined them, now not so much. Colin and Jon make sure Damian is kept up on the best references. When they started to show him, he noticed how much Tim and Jason quote vines to each other to tease him.


They weren’t always good jokes but occasionally there were a few where he had to bite back a snicker.


Jon, Colin, and Damian ended up quoting vines to each other regularly, so much so they started to slip out at home.


The first one was while Dick was Batman and they were in the middle of a car chase. “Road work ahead?” He said quietly and then paused, but continued before Dick could answer, “Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.” Dick nearly crashed the Batmobile.


Tim and Jason never believed him until in the middle of sparring with Tim, Damian yelled “YEET” before judo flipping Tim.

  • Jean Paul: Welcome to Bible Study, we’re all children of Jesus!
  • Damian: *stabbing Tim*
  • Dick: *wearing a dress and screaming*
  • Cassandra: *break dancing*
  • Jason: *snorting a pixie stick*
  • Jean Paul: Kum-bay-ya my Lord!
  • Jason and Damian working at McDonalds as adults: [Smacking eachother in the face]
  • Costumer: Can I get a BigMac?
  • Jason and Damian: [Continueing fighting and throwing knives at eachother]
  • Costumer: [yells] CAN I PLEASE GET A FUCKING BIGMAC