tim riggings

Summary of BBCAN4 Finale:

Skipped through the entire final HOH competition, apparently Tim quit?

Nikki and Maddy wanted to vote for Cassandra, bless them.

Visible rage and disappointment on the juror’s faces when Tim was evicted, confirming that season 4 will have a shit winner.

Maddy’s question: “Phil, for once in your life STFU and let Nick answer.”

Phil: *butts in anyway*

Cassandra’s question: “You guys totally lied too, remember?” 

Phil: “Noooooooooo.”

Tim’s question: “So you guys had fake relationships in the house?”

Phil: “Yeah, I mean no!”

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Kelsey’s plea for $100,000: “I self evicted for Raul and played the game for Jared, vote for me.”

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Kelsey in the DR: “It was really me and Jared, fuck Raul.”

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Arisa: “Hey, let’s slut shame Maddy for a bit.”

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Jury is then forced to vote between Kelsey, who was already evicted before jury, and idiot brothers who tried to self evict during their HOH reign.

Best line of the night is from Mitch: “Sometimes dumb luck wins out.”

Everybody all over the internet expressed that they would be voting Kelsey over the brothers, and yet somehow brothers “won” Canada’s vote. #rigging

And Canada gets their worst Big Brother winners yet, the brothers.

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This is a conversation that Zack and I would have. For serious. (in fact i'm surprised we haven't yet)
  • Billy: Every time she farts she's thinking that her water's breaking or that she's having contractions. So back off!
  • Tim: Hey Billy can you pass me that violin please?
  • Billy: Shut up.
  • Tim: You're hoggin' it.
  • - Friday Night Lights, Season 4 Episode 2