~a cup of coffee and two naps do not constitute three square meals and I’m learning that the hard way today~
Dude buys a gas can from inside the store. Goes outside and fills it up. BRINGS IT BACK IN THE STORE AND PLOPS IT ON THE COUNTER TO PAY FOR IT. My coworker literally said "You did not just put that on the counter". Whole till area smelled like gas for the entire hour and a half left in my shift. Had to direct people to my till so they wouldn't have to put their food down on that. She actually left a little early because it was giving her a headache.