tigerhazard

#tmi #gross #preemptive gogol warning

tigerhazard replied to your post: folks, folks, the most extraordinary t…

you cant say that and not elaborate i am on tenterhooks here

nominally im replying to you but of course this entire passage of posts i retroactively dedicate to gogol

well

i was blowing my nose because ye olde congestion, of course, when suddenly i start to feel something

move as i am blowing

so i blow harder and this hideous thing squeezes its way past my perpetually blocked right nostril (thnx deviated septum) and delivers itself into my hand

it was a good 1.5 inches across, probably almost 2 inches long, this enormous wrinkly slug of harder/thicker mucus and blood resting in a fine slime caul the lovely yellowgreen color of sick.

anyway, now i can breathe thru my nose

i’ll have you know that my girlfriend is amazing completely by her own merits and the reason she has hundreds of people who will follow her for her “antics” is because SHE IS EXTREMELY, SOMETIMES BEWILDERINGLY, CHARMING.

i know this because i crushed on her for like three years on and off before we started dating. IT IS FUCKING INFECTIOUS.

tigerhazard replied to your post: im sure by now all of my followers are fondly sick of all my auing

this is exactly why we are friends

pawnee indiana seems pleasant but is actually home to an enormous hellmouth (who are we kidding hellmouth makes perfect sense who do you think is running sweetums and paunch burger? DEMONS)

leslie knope is a young local government politician-to-be with dreams of grandeur until she finds out she is THE CHOSEN ONE and now she must juggle her political career with her slayage

ron swanson is her watcher even though he doesn’t even really believe in the authority of the watcher’s council

tigerhazard replied to your post: can we stop comparing #vriska to wreck-it ralph

lmao wha t ….

PEOPLE KEEP POSTING PICTURES OF HER WITH THE QUOTE FROM WRECK-IT RALPH ABOUT HOW IT’S OKAY TO BE BAD OR W/E AS LONG AS YOU’RE BEING YOURSELF BUT LIKE

NO THEY COMPLETELY MISSED THE POINT OF THAT ENTIRE MOVIE APPARENTLY IF THEY THINK THE STORY OF A GUY TRYING HIS HARDEST TO IMPROVE HIMSELF IS IN ANY WAY APPLICABLE TO VRISKA I’M JUST

tigerhazard replied to your post: time to play “is my sister’s phone off or is she…

is that the name of the helmsman also i mean ‘serenity’ has 8 letters

Serenity is indeed the name of the Helmsman (and part of why the crew is so insistent that their boat is “Serenity” and not “the Serenity,” on Troll Firefly, Serenity is literally the tenth character)

Shame it got canceled after one short season when someone at Small Wild Canid Network realized that Troll Mal was a really thinly disguised Summoner expy.