tied to a bear


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how long ago?
can it be measured in time?
it could have been
a second ago.
it could be happening now,
I don’t really know.
I carry it with me,
tis not a burden to bear.
the taste of your lips,
the scent of your hair.
your breath as you exhale,
that just hangs in the air…

I want to capture
each one of those
crystalline jewels
on the tip of my tongue,
a taste of you, a taste of us
forever young.

  • Sirius Black: We can't use these ropes for the prank. They're tied together with thief knots. They'll never bear the weight of teenage boys.
  • Remus Lupin: I know my knots. I’m curious as to how you do.
  • Sirius: (suggestively) There was this Portuguese sailor I once knew –
  • Remus: Don’t! Enough.

a hundred more random starters [2/??]

  • ❝ women endure what men cannot bear. ❞
  • ❝ ‘tis my crown & I will fight for it. ❞
  • ❝ how long? how long have you been planning this? ❞
  • ❝ you betrayed me! betrayed US! how could you? ❞
  • ❝ we’ve lost control of [name/pronoun]. ❞
  • ❝ [name/pronoun] sees the forests, but not the trees. ❞
  • ❝ the gods & kings of old have deemed you unworthy. ❞
  • ❝ what will you do, now that you know the truth? ❞
  • ❝ take your shirt off. ❞
  • ❝ can’t decide if I want to fuck you in bed, or if the wall is a better option. ❞
  • ❝ I will not lose. ❞
  • ❝ people are using condoms to apply makeup. why? ❞
  • ❝ well, they certainly know how to put lipstick on a pig. ❞
  • ❝ remember the promises we made to each other. ❞
  • ❝ spring will always arrive. ❞
  • ❝ you look beautiful in the moonlight. ❞
  • ❝ I hope you can understand my heart. ❞
  • ❝ people do stupid things in the name of love. ❞
  • ❝ if anything should happen to his/her majesty, I should think you’d look to me to secure your future. ❞
  • ❝ if you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. ❞
  • ❝ have you ever regretted what we did? ❞
  • ❝ yes, I’ve imagined fucking you. ❞
  • ❝ when did you lose your virginity? ❞
  • ❝ was he/she any good? ❞
  • ❝ let me cum! ❞
  • ❝ i’m going to hell, want to join me? ❞
  • ❝ we fought. it’s over. i won. ❞
  • ❝ stop, you’re only making a fool of yourself. ❞
  • ❝ can you ever forgive me? ❞
  • ❝ we can’t trust them! ❞
  • ❝ be careful with your words. ❞
  • ❝ they’ll hear us! ❞
  • ❝ what if I want them to hear you screaming my name with pleasure? ❞
  • ❝ hey! I’m romantic! sometimes. ❞
  • ❝ the world will change & my era will begin. ❞
  • ❝ you have to resist. ❞
  • ❝ so is this how you take control of your life? ❞
  • ❝ don’t let the bastards grind you down. ❞
  • ❝ you’re a fucking idiot. ❞
  • ❝ he who has no bread, has no authority. ❞
  • ❝ there is little gain from further conflict. ❞
  • ❝ I do not fear death. what I fear is doing nothing & losing everything. ❞
  • ❝ my love for you has only grown. ❞
  • ❝ I can’t imagine my future without you. ❞
  • ❝ the tides will turn in our favor. ❞
  • ❝ I will do everything in my power to protect you & our child. ❞
  • ❝ how can you protect me from the monsters inside me? ❞
  • ❝ you must cry for me, for I have no more tears. ❞
  • ❝ know that I will be with you, always. ❞
  • ❝ my winter will end & yours will begin. ❞
  • ❝ god has no business controlling what I do with my body. ❞
  • ❝ if this is what you want, then fine do it! but know that I will never forgive you. ❞
  • ❝ if you love me, why did you leave? ❞
  • ❝ pregnancy sex is one of the best kinds of sex. ❞
  • ❝ you know, maybe you should take it easy. ❞
  • ❝ a little fresh air isn’t going to kill me. ❞
  • ❝ it would mean the world to me. ❞
  • ❝ you are my soulmate. ❞
  • ❝ I’m not wearing any underwear. ❞
  • ❝ you’re so cute when you’re horny. ❞
  • ❝ fine! I’m jealous! ❞
  • ❝ you have no idea how much I’ve missed you. ❞
  • ❝ I hate it when you leave. ❞
  • ❝ we miss you. ❞
  • ❝ our child hasn’t been sleeping well since you went off to war. ❞
  • ❝ you light up whenever you look at them. ❞
  • ❝ I hate fighting with you, especially over something as silly as this! ❞
  • ❝ I’m suffocating here! ❞
  • ❝ for once in your life, accept responsibility! ❞
  • ❝ it’s your fault they’re dead. ❞
  • ❝ too many people lack the gift of knowing when to fuck off. ❞
  • ❝ humbling, isn’t it? to become the very thing you mocked. ❞
  • ❝ with you, I feel like I’m home. ❞
  • ❝ the best thing you can do for yourself right now is beg for forgiveness. ❞
  • ❝ I only have a little neck. ❞
  • ❝ [name/pronoun]’s head seems to have grown bigger. ❞
  • ❝ I am madly in love with you. ❞
  • ❝ it takes a lot to get me angry. ❞
  • ❝ I can’t even look at you right now! ❞
  • ❝ why can’t I stop crying? ❞
  • ❝ there’s a hole in my chest & I don’t know if it will ever heal. ❞
  • ❝ even now, whenever I’m with you, I can’t help but fall in love with you again. ❞
  • ❝ a sweet for my sweet? ❞
  • ❝ it’s not the first time this has happened. ❞
  • ❝ this world is far too cruel to girls. ❞
  • ❝ a daughter is a blessing. ❞
  • ❝ I’m sore. ❞
  • ❝ is there such a thing as too much sex? ❞
  • ❝ there’s nothing more beautiful than seeing you stand there in the moonlight. ❞
  • ❝ everything I’ve done, it’s for you, for us! ❞
  • ❝ this is too risky! we might get caught. ❞
  • ❝ you can’t be prepared for everything. ❞
  • ❝ you have to trust me & in me. ❞
  • ❝ I trust you more than anyone else. ❞
  • ❝ what if something happens to you because of something I did? ❞
  • ❝ please, just tell me what’s wrong. ❞
  • ❝ I just don’t want you getting hurt. ❞
  • ❝ love is not something that can be taught. ❞
  • ❝ come back to bed. ❞
  • ❝ as long as we stand together, nothing can stop us. ❞
Flowers bloomed between our bodies every time we kissed
And our roots became a tangled mess.
The thorns underneath our petals escaped our notice
Until it was too late to stop the flow of blood dripping from the wounds we accidentally inflicted.
When we stopped watering our love,
The flowers grew dark and cold.
Our innocence transformed into malicious intent
We drank each other’s harsh words, believing it was an elixir to ease our minds
And not the poison it so clearly was.
When you handed me the knife to cut our ties,
I found I couldn’t bear to break the melancholic remainder of what we had
The knife was too dull
And I recoiled from the pain over and over again
—  4 years later and im still bleeding
619. Some Slytherins actually fought with the Order during the final battle, but knowing that their house colors could make them targets of accidental friendly fire, they transfigured their robes and ties to Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff colors.

submitted by itsy-bitsy-bear

Very very old (and kind of bad) demo of a first draft of what became “The Duel” from Great Comet. In this version, Pierre is drunkenly playing with a bear; he pretends it is Napoleon and tries to kill it as Anatole and Dolokhov cheer him on. They are interrupted by a policeman; Pierre ties the bear to the policeman and throws them in the river before passing out.  (x)

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anonymous asked:

What's lunarian, stellarian, and solarian?

Lunarian is the replacement for “fem-aligned”. It means having a complicated but nonetheless existing relationship with fem genders and/or alignment.

Solarian is the replacement for “masc-aligned”. It means having a complicated but nonetheless existing relationship with masc genders and/or alignment.

Stellarian is a new term used to describe rejection of the gender binary and any and being categorized as either binary gender. Someone who is stellarian can also be lunarian or solarian (stellunarian/nebularian, stelsolarian/novarian) but is defining their relationship with fem/masc-gender and/or alignment by how much they reject the ties they bear to said genders/alignments. 

It’s a bit confusing, seeing as the whole point of ‘stellarian’ is to align yourself with rejecting alignment, but they’re two different kinds of alignment I believe. 

You can be sollunarian (eclipsian), or even solstellunarian (galaxian). It’s all very complicated, and I recognize that it’s quite vague terminology, but at least it’s a replacement for the exorsexist terminology cis and binary trans people have been using for us. 

I call it the galactian system. It isn’t perfect, because it relies on a trinary range of identities that can be categorized into 3 different sections, but it’s a far cry from the gender binary. Also, I’m bitter because someone who is violently nbphobic took several of the urls of these terms, so that people who need them couldn’t use them.  

If you search them on my blog, you’ll be able to see more! I know that @temp-nb-blog and @goodpositivitylgbt are also familiar with the galactian alignments. 

In the movies and the sitcoms,
fear of commitment
is always handsome men
in expensive suits
who can’t bear to be tied down.

But, oh god, I am an ugly girl,
in Primark pajamas,
who is so afraid of being left
that she’s always doing the leaving.

—  and isn’t love supposed to make you brave? // L.H

toomuchtostan  asked:

Hi, I saw your Valentine's Day special and I thought to request! So if I may, can I please request a Jeonghan one shot/drabble where he gets a really big teddy bear for you, but you already bought one for yourself. If you're able to make this happen, thanks for your hard work!

Valentines, the only day in the year that’s entirely dedicated to love. The shops are full of chocolates, hearts, pink and red balloons, and of course teddy bears.

Valentines and teddy bears seem to be tightly tied together, it wouldn’t be Valentines day without the store shelves being filled with teddy bears in varies sizes.

From little plushy keychains to gigantic teddy bears that everyone seemed to love and want. You were also like that.

You would go on and on to Jeonghan about how much you wanted one, how cute it would be and how you could use it as a second bed!

So here he was, standing in front of the huge stack of teddy bears in varies sized and colors.

Pink teddy bears, brown, black, yellow heck there was even a green one.

Yea, definitely not getting the green one.

You would think choosing a teddy bear wouldn’t turn out being that hard,but no. People were literally fighting over them, which caught Jeonghan off guard.

They’re just teddy bears people! No need to pull your hair out because of them…

He’d been looking for the perfect Teddy bear to buy you, you never specified what you wanted…you just said you wanted a big teddy bear that was almost the size of your bed.

But then he saw it, the perfect one.

It was a light brown teddy bear with a big red bowtie around it’s neck. It was big, like really big, and it probably cost a lot too.

Taking a look at the price, Jeonghan almost gave up on the thought.

So..so pricey…

But, he got it anyway. Sure his wallet had suffered a bit…okay a lot, but it was all going to be worth it when you’ll see it.


Jeonghan should have expected that with the size it’s weight would be pretty big too, cause damn.

Struggling to carry the stuffed toy up the stairs without letting it get dragged on the ground, was easier said than done.

Finally reaching your shared apartment, he opened (well tried at least) the door, the smell of chocolate cookies meeting you on the way.

“I’m home Jagiya!”

Jeonghan was excited to say the least to see your reaction…but first he needs to get the bear through the door.

“Welcome home Hannie!” You shouted from the kitchen. “Guess what I did today?”

When the boy finally managed to get the big bear through the door, he let out a sigh Finally. “Make cookies?”

Giggling you responded “That too, but no,” walking out of the kitchen you went to hug your boyfriend, but.

“Happy Valentines day!” Jeonghan had said from behind the big stuffed animal, he couldn’t really see you, so he obviously couldn’t see your shocked face.

“You got me a big teddy bear?”


You started laughing, Making the boy in front of you question what so funny was.

Putting down the gift he looked at you. “What’s so funny?”

“Well, The thing I did today was, I bought one for myself too.” You managed to say through your giggles.

Finding this situation seriously ridiculous, the beautiful man joined you in your fit of giggles.

“Well now you have two!”

Testosterone Thursday

Santa Came Early!

Good-Looking, Athletic Man In A Skin-Tight Kit, Showing Off A Hot Bod. Especially Taken With Those Thunder Thighs. 

Of Course Those Bands Could Be Used For Some Tie Up Games!!! But What To Use For A Gag?

Woof, Baby!


The Wind That Shakes The Barley 

I sat within the valley green, I sat me with my true love
My sad heart it was torn between, the old love and the new love
The old for her, the new that made me think on Ireland dearly
While soft the wind blew down the glen and shook the golden barley

‘Twas hard for me those words to frame to break the ties that bound us
But harder still to bear the shame of foreign chains around us
And so I said, “The mountain glen I shall seek at morning early
And join the brave united men” while soft winds shake the barley

I kissed away my true love’s tears, my fond arms round her flinging
When a foeman’s shot burst on our ears from out the wildwood ringing
A bullet pierced my true love’s side in life’s young spring so early
There she died upon my breast while soft winds shook the barley

And blood for blood without remorse I came to Oulart Hollow
And laid my true love’s clay cold corpse where I full soon must follow
And round her grave I wander drear, noon, night and morning early
With breaking heart when e'er I hear the wind that shakes the barley

Written by Robert Dwyer Joyce (1836–1883)

Translated Arabic Joke, Hope it makes sense...

The UN is holding a competition to find out which intelligence agency is truly the best. The CIA, KGB and Syrian agencies show up for the competition. The rules are simple, a rabbit is released into the woods and the team to find the rabbit the fastest wins. The rabbit is released and the CIA use their satellites and technology and find the rabbit in 2 hours. The rabbit is released again and the KGB use their stealth hiding in trees and find the rabbit in 1 hour. The rabbit is finally released and the Syrians run after it in the woods. 1 hour, 2 hours, 6 hours…nothing. So the CIA and KGB go in to look for their Syrian counterparts. They find a bear tied to a tree and a Syrian officer pacing bath and forth in front of it smoking his cigarette ,“ I am going to ask you for the last time, confess you are a rabbit”