You could fight Sora, but why would you want to? He only wants to be your friend. Why are you trying to hurt him? Why are you so mean?
This child has seen enough shit. He doesn't need you to make his life worse. Besides he'll probably just kick your ass. He is a Keyblade Master after all.
DO NOT FIGHT KAIRI. She will kill you. I know she has a pure heart but that will not stop her from jamming that flowery Keyblade down your throat. ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU TRIED TO FIGHT HER TWO BEST FRIENDS. AVOID KAIRI AT ALL COSTS.
Why do you want to fight this precious cinnamon roll? I mean you'll probably win, but why do you want to hurt her? Why?
Fucking fight this asshole duck he'll probably forget to heal you anyways.
I don't care. Fight Goofy. Just understand what you got in to.
I wouldn't fight this kid. He's got an army of powerful beings behind him that can kick your ass for him. Besides he doesn't need your shit, he's got enough problems as it is.
DO NOT APPROACH XION. DO NOT EVEN LOOK XION IN THE EYE. THIS KID ORCHESTRATED THE ENTIRE DOWNFALL OF ORGANIZATION XIII. SHE WILL NOT HESITATE TO KICK YOUR ASS. Besides you probably won't even remember the fight even if you win.
They're basically all the same person. Fight them. They are fucking assholes that ruin children's lives and need to be taken down a peg. Do it. It's not likely you'll win but just fucking do it.
This asshole needs a punch to the face. I mean you'll probably lose, but it'll be fucking great.
This motherfucker uses FLOATING SPEARS OF DEATH. Avoid at ALL COSTS.
Do it. Fight this crusty nerd. I would. Just be careful of his ice attacks, and his giant fucking shield.
No you'll die.
This child lost his parents and now you want to fight him. Alright. You monster.
I mean you won't win but I'd still try. He's kind of as ass to his friends and he needs to know you don't do that. Fight him.
Don't fight the trash can lid dad. He's just trying his best.
FIGHT THIS PUNK WHIMP DO IT DONT LET YOUR DREAMS JUST BE DREAMS JUST D O I T
Don't fight the Ticky Tock Card Shark. Play a game with him. It'll be much more fun, plus he'll critique your strategy when you lose and tell you how to get better. He's a p cool dude.
I don't man know he has a scythe I wouldn't go near him.
Not if you don't want to get shanked by an electrified kunai.
Ansem the Wise/DiZ:
He is a weak old man and not long for this earth. Punch him.
This sloppy child is stuck in an enteral purgatory because he was a such a sloppy child, and you want to fight him? K.
Don't. He is too pure for this world. Don't. Besides he's sleeping. Don't wake him. Shhhhhhhh.
Fight the jealous evil Sora. He's a child but he could still use an ass kicking.
Do not fight her what the hell are you doing she's a fucking Keyblade Master and the fucking Queen of your shit you shitwad she'll kick your fucking ass.
Ship: DerpTock Who made the first move; Neither did. The Doctor just kind of got tired of the two playing this awkward game and just put the two up to finally do it.
Who said ‘I love you’ first; Derpy, simply because she’d probably use it in both a platonic and romantic sense when it comes to her close friends.
How often they fight; They both are pretty odd friends, they probably get into some form of destructive conversation if under stress or left alone for too long, due to Tick-Tock’s social skills being…Non-existent at worst and feeble at best, and Derpy being prone to low self esteem and stress.
What their nicknames are for each other; Tick-Tock: Ticky, Tick, Tocker, Gizmo. Derpy: Bubbles, Derpy, Muffins.
Whose the better cook; Derpy. Chances are, a muffin enthusiast will have better skills than an amateur inventor when it comes to culinary arts.
Their song; Crank and Bubbles, which can be found in the “DerpTock” tumblr tag.
Who remembers their anniversaries; Both do, Derpy has a habit of remembering things like birthdays and weddings, and Tick-Tock keeps a list of the important things in his mind.
Their favorite thing to do together (besides sex); Adventuring, baking, hanging out? Basically anything?
(To be honest, Tick-Tock would probably be asexual, but that’s just my headcanon.)
Who ‘wears the pants’ in the relationship; Uh…? Horses don’t wear pants? They would keep an equal amount of control, though Tick-Tock may, due to Derpy’s way of handling stress, and seems to be a lot more organized and clear-headed.
How they would get engaged; The Doctor would probably help by taking them to a nice planet or dimension, and Tick-Tock would awkwardly propose after a nice day and Derpy would hug him and say yes.
What their wedding would be like; CarrotTop would be the bridesmaid, Doctor and Jot would be the best man, steampunk theme with muffins and bubbles everywhere at the reception party afterwards.
How many kids they’ll have; Probably three, who would grow up on the TARDIS, going on adventures occasionally and venturing with their mother, father, and Doc!
Who made the first move; The Doctor, and unknowingly Derpy. Derpy has a strong love for a lot of things and ponies, and it can be really hard to genuinely tell, but the Doctor eventually caught on.
Who said ‘I love you’ first; See above, because the answer’ll probably be the same.
How often they fight; They have arguments on adventures, but more often than not, it’ll start out simply as something petty.
What their nicknames are for each other; The Doctor: Doc, Docky, Time Turner. Derpy: Derpy, Muffins, Miss Whooves, Bubble-butt.
Whose the better cook; Derpy. The Doctor is prone just to eat raw butter.
Their song; Derpy’s Lullaby, Knights of Time and Space.
Who remembers their anniversaries; Both! Derpy remembers positive things a lot, while the Doctor has a memory for practically anything to do with time, scheduling, and history.
Their favorite thing to do together (besides sex); Again, everything! Usually adventuring, but quiet times are nice too.
Who ‘wears the pants’ in the relationship; The Doctor, he is usually in charge of the companions, but not to the point of restricting their freedom, and saves them from danger, but they save him just as often.
How they would get engaged; The Doctor would take her to the best bakeries in the universe and beyond, and at the end of it all, propose.
Though in reality, I’m pretty sure the ring would end up in one of the muffins and the whole thing would be incredibly awkward.
Or sugar cubes, perhaps.
What their wedding would be like; Carrot-Top would be bridesmaid for sure, Dinky a flower girl (If she exists here, of course.) and the Doctor would avoid Saphire Shores as much as possible due to accidentally proposing to her.
How many kids they’ll have; Probably 2 kids who would be history and baking fanatics, though I’m sure one would grow incredibly attached to Tick-Tock and his work to the point of being his protégé.
Who made the first move; The Doctor, who is usually better with relationships and socializing than Tick-Tock.
Who said ‘I love you’ first; The Doctor.
How often they fight; A lot. They have squabbles about the petty-est of things ALL the time.
What their nicknames are for each other; Tick-Tock, Cuckoo Clock, Ticky, Gingercorn. The Doctor, Doc.
Whose the better cook; Tick-Tock? Because the Doctor has a butter closet?
Their song; Lavender Town, simply due to the fact it reminds me of a ticking clock and a nice synthesia that reminds me of the Doctor Who theme. Please don’t spam me Creepypastas.
Who remembers their anniversaries; Kinda both? The Doctor remembers dates, while Tick-Tock remembers important events and small details.
Their favorite thing to do together (besides sex); Inventing and questioning each other about pony society or technology.
Who ‘wears the pants’ in the relationship; Kinda the Doctor? He has this “hands on” approach so it’s never like one controls the other, so it’s more like a constantly dueling partnership.
How they would get engaged; Both of them probably left the other a puzzle or cipher block, and once they solved it, it had a ring/sugar cubes and “Will you marry me?” Engraved inside.
What their wedding would be like; Probably just a small one in the TARDIS, with Derpy hosting it, and Jot the Dragon probably as Tick-Tock’s best pony.
How many kids they’ll have; Probably one or two, that they adopted from a distant world, and decided to raise with their brilliant aunt Derpy.
Derptock is my favorite ship because I feel like Tick-Tock represents my real life crush, and Derpy represents myself, due to my bubbly attitude. TickDoc is my least favorite just due to how the two have A LOT of progressing to do before they can be considered more than vague acquaintances, this is shown recently when Tick-Tock in “The Isle of Flaputa” trusted Derpy more than the Doctor with his own personal preference.
ALSO! THE VOICE OF DERPY, THE DOCTOR, AND TWO OTHER PEOPLE HAVE RECENTLY HAD TO LEAVE THEIR HOME TO ESCAPE THEIR TRANSPHOBIC, ALCOHOLIC, MOTHER, BUY A TRUCK, AND MOVE FROM ILLINOIS. IF YOU HAVE MONEY, ANY MONEY AT ALL, DONATE IT TO THEIR PAYPAL OR PATREON IMMEDIATELY!